[ Madness is in the air ]

 

Kookie is online.

Tippani was added to the conversation.

 

Kookie: Noona, I need to tell you something.

Kookie: I hope you won't get mad.

Kookie: No please, don't get mad.

Kookie: I know it was stupid, but I thought it would be fun doing it.

Kookie: Hmm?

Kookie: Why aren't you replying?

Kookie: Are you there?

Kookie: Noona, are you sure you're still alive?

*Two hours passed*

Kookie: Pssst, where in the world is this girl!

Tippani: Oh, hey sweetie.

Kookie: Don't sweetie me.

Kookie: My neck is damn stiff now because of you.

Tippani: Eh, what did I do to you?

Kookie: I was waiting for you to reply, dummy.

Tippani: Sorry, I overslept.

Kookie: You aren't normal.

Kookie: You used to wake up so early.

Tippani: It's because I stayed up all night.

Kookie: Stayed up all night, where?

Tippani: In the club, where else.

Kookie: That's it, I'm gonna tell mom.

Tippani: YOU LITTLE RASCAL, ARE YOU CRAZY?

Tippani: I'M AN ADULT.

Kookie: Wow wow, who has the guts to shout when they wake up.

Tippani: It's caps lock, stupid.

Kookie: I know it is.

Kookie: But it's also known as shouting in a typing way.

Tippani: You make me wanna smack you right now.

Kookie: Well, I'm so glad that you're so far far far far far away from me.

Tippani: Psssht, I can hear sarcasm in your words.

Kookie: Sarcasm is my style, babe.

Tippani: DON'T BABE ME, YOU STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STUPID STEPBROTHER!

Kookie: How many times should you say that?

Kookie: I'm not even stupid.

Tippani: Oh, yes you are.

Kookie: No, I'm not.

Tippani: YES, YOU ARE.

Kookie: NO, I'M NOT.

Tippani: YES, YOU ARE.

Kookie: NO, I'M NOT.

Tippani: I SAID YOU ARE, ENOUGH SAID.

Kookie: I SAID, I'M NOT.

Kookie: You just want to bicker, gosh.

Tippani: Says the one who bickers back!!

Tippani: Anyways, what was the thing you wanted to tell me?

Kookie: Well, I'm afraid you'll get mad.

Tippani: Then brace yourself because sure I will get mad.

Kookie: Okay..... how do I start TT_TT

Kookie: Yesterday, I painted your pink room into black because I was freaking bored.

Kookie: I told mom that you used to sneak out at night when you were in highschool.

Kookie: I told my best friends that you can't sleep without your totoro plushies.

Kookie: I told my teachers that you love the color pink as if you own it, and you get angry when someone else likes it.

Kookie: I threw your notebook where you write your diaries because diaries are so stupid.

Kookie: I gave away your barbie dolls to our little cousins because ya know, those silly stuffs are only for kids.

Kookie: Well, there's more but I don't wanna tell you.

Tippani: JEONNNNNN JUNGKOOKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tippani: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT???!!!

Kookie: I thought it was fun.

Kookie: Well honestly, it was so much fun.

Tippani: ARE YOU NUTS?

Kookie: No, I'm peanuts.

Tippani: Seriously, are you nuts?

Kookie: No, I'm cashews.

Tippani: THAT'S NOT FUNNY.

Kookie: Crazy is the word.

Kookie: You can't call me nuts, I'm not a food.

Tippani: It's the same thing, idiot.

Tippani: And good, you know you're crazy.

Kookie: I wish I didn't tell you, now you're mad.

Tippani: OF COURSE I WILL GET MAD.

Kookie: But getting scolded by my favorite person is so cool, you know.

Tippani: Awww, I'm flattered.

Kookie: Really? You are?

Tippani: HECK, NOT IN A THOUSAND YEARS I WOULD BELIEVE THAT.

Kookie: Noona, you're so mean.

Tippani: I like being mean, especially to you.

Kookie: What did I do to you?

Tippani: Crap, stop acting innocent.

Kookie: But I'm innocent.

Tippani: Oh hell, you're not.

Tippani: YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL COLLEGE.

Kookie: You can't punish me.

Kookie: You're not even here in Korea.

Kookie: And you're not mom.

Tippani: Dude, I'm grown up enough to do what I want.

Kookie: But still, you're not mom.

Tippani: I SAID YOU'RE GROUNDED UNTIL COLLEGE.

Kookie is offline now.

Tippani: LOL, this kid.

Tippani is offline now.

 

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