[ Of Math Class and Selfies ]

 

Kookie is online.

Tippani was added to the conversation.

 

Kookie: What's up, noona?

Tippani: The roof is up.

Kookie: No, seriously.

Tippani: The sky is up.

Kookie: You make me wanna punch you in the face right now.

Tippani: Dude, why so formal.

Tippani: Why do you even ask if I'm okay.

Kookie: Nothing, I'm just bored in class.

Tippani: THAT'S NOT FAIR.

Tippani: THAT'S TOTALLY NOT FAIR!!!

Kookie: What are you talking about?

Tippani: Back in my days, we weren't allowed to bring our laptops.

Tippani: THAT'S SO UNFAIR.

Kookie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Kookie: Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Kookie: hAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhAhA.

Kookie: hahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Tippani: What's so funny, idiot?

Kookie: Young lady, who said that we're allowed to bring laptops and devices.

Tippani: Then care to explain how on earth are you chatting with me right now?

Kookie: I have my own brilliant way.

Tippani: And what the hell is that brilliant way?

Kookie: My seat mate told the teacher that I'm absent, and yeah I'm sitting under my desk.

Tippani: I HOPE THE TEACHER WILL CAUGHT YOU.

Kookie: You're so evil.

Tippani: OH DEAR GOD, PLEASE LET JUNGKOOK BE CAUGHT.

Kookie: You can't do this to me.

Kookie: TAKE IT BACK, RIGHT NOW.

Tippani: Too late idiot, I already said my prayer.

Kookie: OH DEAR GOD, PLEASE  DON'T ANSWER TIFFANY'S PRAYER.

Tippani: Just watch the magic, little brother.

Kookie: Don't show too much ego, let's see who's the winner.

Tippani: If you lose, you'll clean my dusty room once I get back to Korea.

Kookie: NO, I WON'T ACCEPT THAT DEAL.

Kookie: You're room is so so so so so so so so so damn big.

Kookie: And who said that I'll be the loser.

Tippani: OH, I JUST PRAYED THAT I'M THE WINNER.

Tippani: And even if I lose, you'll still clean my so so so so so so so so so damn big room.

Kookie: FINE!!

 

*Five minutes later*

Tippani: Yo, are you still under the desk?

Kookie: I AM.

Kookie: SEE? I'M WINNING.

Tippani: Don't be in a rush, sweetie.

Tippani: You'll be caught and I'll be very very mad at you because you made your classmate lie to the teacher that you're absent while you're just creeping under your freaking desk.

Kookie: Heh, we'll see about that.

Tippani: How on earth did you fit in?

Tippani: I mean, you're so tall.

Kookie: I have my own brilliant ways.

Tippani: Pffft, you and your stupid brilliant ways.

Tippani: Why are you hiding by the way?

Kookie: BECAUSE MATH CLASSES ARE BORING AND HORRIBLE AND STUPID.

Kookie: And hey, there's an equation that I couldn't answer, mind if you help me?

Tippani: Help you? in Math? no way.

Kookie: Noona, please don't be selfish.

Tippani: I'm not being selfish.

Kookie: Then why you don't want to help me?

Tippani: BECAUSE I'M A MAJOR FAILURE IN MATH!!!

Kookie: Then how in the world you always get full marks?

Tippani: Oops!

Kookie: Noona, you just don't want to work your freaking lazy brain.

Tippani: Fine I'll help you.

Kookie: Really?

Tippani: Yeah, but first lemme take a selfie.

Tippani: TADAH ~~~

Tippani: What do you think?

Kookie: WOW, nice sh*t.

Tippani: WHAT DID YOU SAY?

Tippani: HOW DARE YOU TELL ME THAT I LOOK LIKE SH*T.

Tippani: IT TOOK TEN MINUTES FOR ME TO TAKE PERFECT SELFIES.

Kookie: OH MY GOD, I'M SO SORRY.

Kookie: I meant nice shot, I swear that I meant to say nice shot.

Tippani: Oh well, thank you.

Kookie: But I'm mad at you.

Tippani: And why? Weren't those selfies pretty enough for you?

Kookie: You're always pretty, but why do you cuddle a lot with Prince Fluffy?

Tippani: What do you want dude? .. he's my dog and he's so cuddly.

Kookie: Still not fair, you never cuddle with me before.

Tippani: Lol, don't be jealous, I don't cuddle with humans.

Kookie: I'M NOT JEALOUS, AND HOLYYYYYYYYYYYY SH*T I'M CAUGHT.

Tippani: Hahahahahahahahahaha, praise the God for answering my prayer.

Tippani: I told you I'm the winner.

Kookie: Ugggggggggh, screw you and your selfies.

Tippani: At least you told me I'm pretty.

Kookie: Daaaaaaamn it noona, I hate you so much.

Tippani: Aww, I love you too.

Tippani: And have fun at the detention.

Kookie: Jeeeeeeeez, you're so stressful.

Kookie is offline now.

Tippani is offline now.

 

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