[ Love confession gone sarcastic ]

 

Tippani is online

Taehyung was added to the conversation

Tippani: Hey babe

Taehyung: Hmm?

Taehyung: What did you call me?

Tippani: Don't play dumb, you heard what I said

Taehyung: *Throws hearts at you*

Tippani: Eh save those hearts for yourself

Tippani: Here's a song dedicated to you

Tippani: Let's talk this over
It's not like we're dead

Was it something I did?
Was it something you said?

Don't leave me hanging, in a city so dead
Held up so high, on such a breakable thread

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it

All of our memories so close to me
Just fade away

All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

Oh ~~~
So much for my happy ending

You've got your dumb friends
I know what they say

They tell you I'm difficult
But so are they

But they don't know me
Do they even know you?

All the things you hide from me
All the sh*t that you do

You were all the things I thought I knew
And I thought we could be

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it

All of our memories so close to me
Just fade away

All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

It's nice to know that you were there
Thanks for acting like you cared
And making me feel like I was the only one

It's nice to know we had it all
Thanks for watching as I fall

And letting me know we were done

You were everything, everything that I wanted
We were meant to be, supposed to be but we lost it

All of the memories so close to me, just fade away

All this time you were pretending
So much for my happy ending

Oh ~~~
So much for my happy ending

Taehyung: Noona what the hell is this

Taehyung: What did I do to you TT_TT

Tippani: You cheated on me and treated me like nothing

Taehyung: EH??? we've never been together in the first place

Tippani: Wow try nice, you're such a liar

Taehyung: Noona, are you sure you're sober?

Tippani: Hell, I'm not drunk

Taehyung: Lol, are you sure?

Taehyung: Cause last time I confessed to you, you rejected me

Taehyung: Scratch that, you always reject me and never liked me back

Tippani: Well I'm so sorry but to tell you the truth, I was acting foolish with you all the time

Tippani: Look, I really like youuuuuuuuuuuuuu so much

Tippani: And I really really really love youuuuuuuuuuu to the moon and back

Tippani: And everytime you ask me out, my heart goes like ASDFGHJKL !!!!! <3

Taehyung: You are absolutely drunk, aren't you?

Tippani: Are you doubting my cheesy weezy cheese-ball confession?

Taehyung: Aaaaaaaaaaah, I'm not dreaming, am I?

Tippani: No you aren't

Tippani: You are nightmaring

Taehyung: EH. T^T

Tippani: Sorry babe, sarcasm runs in my bloody blood ;)

Taehyung: Aaaaaaaaaaah, I love youuuuuuu so muuuuuuuuuch noona

Taehyung: This is totally the best day of my life

Tippani: I love you too hunny bun, but unfortunately your happiness stops right here

Taehyung: What do you mean?

Tippani: I'm so sorry to ruin your jumpy mood, but happy endings doesn't exist

Taehyung: But I do believe in happy endings TT_TT

Tippani changed back her name into Kookie

Kookie: Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Kookie: GOTCHA... I Freaking Gotcha Kim Taehyung, Hahahahahahahahahahaha

Taehyung: YAH JEON JUNGKOOK, HOW DARE IN THE WORLD YOU DO THIS TO ME!!!!!!!

Kookie: Oh come on, nobody dares telling me what to do or what not to do

Taehyung: How could you do this to your best friend, how could you seriously :(

Taehyung: This was the happiest day in my entire life and now everything's crashed down because of your stupid eanie meanie trick

Kookie: Oh I'm terribly sorry, and I send my sincere apology to your little poor broken heart that can't handle its love for Tiffany noona

Taehyung: How could you be so damn sarcastic

Kookie: Jeez, how many times should I tell you that I inherited my sass and my freaking sarcasm from my precious noona who doesn't love you back

Taehyung: But dude, I was so happy TT_TT

Kookie: Blame me for being a little devil ;)

Kookie: Even if you're my ever first best friend, and even if you love Tiffany noona more than you love yourself, do you think I'll let you date her just like that?

Taehyung: Errrm, yes?

Kookie: LOL, that's a big hell no, honey

Taehyung: Don't call me honey, ewwwwwwww

Kookie: Yeah I know it's gross, I don't even know why I called you that

Taehyung: Screw you for being a meanie

Taehyung: I won't forgive you for tricking me

Kookie: Scratch that, I'm your only best friend and you can't stay mad at me for so long ;)

Taehyung: Can't you quit being a little devil?

Kookie: Heh, I'll always be a meanie

Kookie: Now bow down to me

Taehyung: *Bows down*

Kookie: LOL, stop following your heart will ya?

Kookie: You're always emotional because you never follow your brain

Taehyung: Do I even have a brain?

Kookie: Nice question buddy, of course you have, but I bet zombies ate them

Taehyung: Them? I only have one brain, idiot

Suga sneaked into the conversation

Suga: YOU DAMN CRACK-HEADS.... SHUT UP, I CAN HEAR YOUR CREEPY VOICES OUT THERE

Kookie: Hyung, where did you come from?

Suga: Tsssk, I came from your window

Suga: Does that answer your question

Kookie: Errrm... I guess

Suga: Good, now shut up, I'm trying to sleep

Kookie: Then get outta here and sleep

Suga: Damn, wake me up when you stop being sarcastic

Taehyung: You would never wake up cause he won't stop

Suga: Aiiiiish, kids these days

Suga is offline now

Tippani joined the conversation

Tippani: Jeon Jungkook, you idiot goofball

Tippani: How could you trick your best friend

Kookie: Eh? Pardon?

Tippani: I saw everything, you brat

Kookie: Wait a minute.. don't you dare tell me that you like this freaking Taehyung after all this time

Tippani: What if I say yes?

Kookie: *Breathes heavily*

Kookie: Noooooooo, youuuuuuuuuuu can't like him!!!!!!!!!

Tippani: And why can't I?

Kookie: YOU JUST CAN'T

Kookie: THIS IS SO UN-ACCEPTABLE

Kookie: I DON'T APPROVE THE TWO OF YOU TO BE TOGETHER!!!

Taehyung: Is that true, noona?

Tippani: Yeah, I think I'm in love with you

Tippani: OH wait a sec, I was only hungry

Tippani: That was my stomach growling, not butterflies hahahahahahahahahahaha XD

Tippani is offline now

Kookie: LOLOLOLOLOL, I TOLD YOU SHE WOULD NEVER BE YOURS XD

Taehyung: Just a small town boy, living in a lonely world TT_TT

Taehyung is offline now

Kookie: Aaaah, God bless me for having this two amazing people ;)

Kookie is offline now

 

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