[ Bonus: Calm Down ]

Tippani is online

Kookie was added to the conversation

Tippani: listen kiddo

Tippani: mom told me our little cousins are coming over

Tippani: can you look after them? i'm busy

Tippani: hmm?

Tippani: you dare to ignore your noona

Tippani: jeon jungkook, will you look after them or not

Tippani: ugh, why this brat isn't replying

Tippani added everyone to the conversation

Tippani: you guys

Tippani: help

Jimin: what's wrong noona?

Tippani: kookie isn't replying

Suga: maybe he's sleeping

Yuri: pretty sure his laptop is still off

Yoona: why don't you call him

Tippani: ok

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Tippani: oh mah gosh

Taeyeon: what's wrong now

Tippani: i called him trillion times and he isn't picking up

Taehyung: that's impossible, you can't call someone trillion times

Tippani: yah, i'm not in a joking mood

Seohyun: calm down unnie, he's probably sleeping

Tippani: excuse me while he has an annoying, loud ringtone

Tippani: he's not even a heavy sleeper

Suga: just calm the hell down

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Tippani: holy shiet

Taehyung: what now

Tippani: you guys i'm dying

Jimin: how can you type when you're dying

Tippani: mentally i mean

Tippani: something terrible happened

Tippani: so terrible that i wanna cry

Suga: noona, stop being dramatic

Tippani: i'm not

Tippani: the terrible thing is.....

Tippani: our little kookie is getting married

Taehyung: WHAT

Taeyeon: what

Seohyun: wHaT

Suga: WhAt

Jimin: noona, are you sure you aren't joking with us

Tippani: how could he get married without inviting us

Yuri: calm down, he's not even engaged and he never dated anyone in the first place so stop playing with us

Tippani: but i saw a tweet in his twitter

Tippani: i just saw him tweeting "i finally got married to the best girl in the entire universe"

Yoona: that's insane

Tippani: jeon jungkook you're so dead to me

Tippani: first you dare ignore my calls and now you got married without telling us

Tippani: don't talk to us anymore

Kookie: oh my god, calm down noona

Kookie: and what the hell are you talkin' about

Tippani: KOOKIE?

Kookie: who else i would be

Tippani: YOU IDIOT WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

Tippani: i was worried sick

Kookie: jeez, i was sleeping the whole day

Tippani: don't dare lie to me

Kookie: i'm not lying

Kookie: and what do you mean i just got married?

Kookie: i'm not married and i'm not getting married

Tippani: i'm not crazy, i just saw you tweeting in twitter

Kookie: my seat-mate at school took over my twitter and he's a psycopath tweeting nonsense

Tippani: wow, i feel like slapping myself

Tippani: i got worried about nothing

Taehyung: hahahahahaha, that's why we told you to calm down

Tippani: DON'T YOU DARE TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN WHEN I'M SO ANGRY RIGHT NOW!!

Taeyeon: everyone, run for your life

Everyone is offline now

Tippani: *forever alone*