[ The noona VS. The bestie ]

 

Kookie is online

Tippani was added to the conversation

 

Kookie: Ayo beautiful people

Kookie: Guess who's back

Tippani: The kiddo with the name Jeon Jungkook who was grounded for two months because he hid secrets from his dear mother, and he's finally free because he finally graduated from highschool a week ago

Kookie: Hahahahahahaha, not funny

Kookie: You're ruining the mood

Tippani: Tsk, isn't that what I always do

Taehyung creeped in the conversation

Taehyung: DJ, PUT IT BACK ON ~~~

Tippani: Oi, Kim Taehyung.. how dare you

Tippani: That's my line

Taehyung: DJ Tiffany, put it back on ~

Tippani: Aish crack-head, I said that's my line

Taehyung: So what? I like it and I wanna say it

Kookie: He's lying, he doesn't like it, he likes you

Taehyung: Love me, please please, pretty please

Tippani: Screw you and your confessions

Taehyung: Why don't you like me back TT_TT

Kookie: You're not her ideal type, crack-head

Taehyung: Eeeeeeeh, you're such a meanie

Kookie: Thank you so much I'm flattered, I inherited being a meanie from my noona

Tippani: Oh yeah, all hail meanie Fany and meanie Kookie

Taehyung: Noona please love me or else I'll cry

Kookie: Then hide in the corner and cry

Tippani: Hahahahahahahahaha, high five me, dear brother

Kookie: *High fives you*

Taehyung: Don't make me sad, don't make me cry TT_TT

Kookie: Make him sad, and make him cry

Tippani: Lol, what's up with you being against your best friend

Taehyung: That's right, what's up with you siding with your noona

Kookie: Because I love her more than you

Taehyung: Say Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat???!!

Kookie: Don't be jealous my buddy, she existed in my world before you existed in mine

Tippani: That's my sarcastic, sassy baby ;)

Kookie: I know right ;)

Taehyung: Ugh, I hate you TT_TT

Kookie: Ouch, say it like you mean it

Taehyung: I don't hate you, I hate you for being a meanie

Kookie: Pffft, as if you're not used to it

Taehyung: :'(

Kookie: Cry me a river, babe

Taehyung: GO AWAY! TT_TT

Kookie: Eh, you go away

Taehyung is offline now

Tippani: Lol, you two are really something

Kookie: Jeez, my head almost exploded

Suga creeped in the conversation

Suga: OI, HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY BABY CRY

Tippani: Eh? Pardon?

Kookie: What baby? And since when you got married in the first place?

Suga: Stop pretending being innocent you two

Kookie: No seriously, what baby are you talkin' about?

Tippani: You're probably in the wrong conversation

Taeyeon creeped in the conversation

Taeyeon: Idiots

Taeyeon: He meant Taehyung

Taeyeon is offline now

Kookie: Muahahahahahaha, seriously this Taehyung loves being baby-ed.

Kookie: But why are you calling him baby?

Suga: Because he's my favorite dongsaeng, unlike you

Kookie: Puh-lease, I'm not jealous

Suga: Yes you are

Kookie: No I'm not, I'm my noona's favorite dongsaeng so why would I be envious

Suga: Jeez, where did your sass come from?

Kookie: From my noona, duuuuuuh!

Suga: You're driving me crazy, kiddo

Kookie: Eh, then get outta here

Suga is offline now

Tippani: YOU DA BEST, KOOKIEEEEE! <3

Taehyung creeped in the conversation

Taehyung: No, he isn't

Kookie: You're just jelly

Taehyung: No, I'm nutella

Tippani: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! HE MEANT JEALOUS, YOU IDIOT.

Taehyung: I know, I just wanted to joke around

Kookie: Apparently it wasn't funny

Kookie: Now get outta here

Taehyung: TT______TT

Taehyung was kicked out to outer space

Tippani: You sound kinda grumpy today

Kookie: I just wanted to try how it feels like

Tippani: Are you making fun of my grumpiness?

Kookie: Lol, ofcourse not

Kookie: Anyways, you won

Tippani: I won at what?

Kookie: I just wanted to see who won't get on my nerves, and you won because apparently I had fun with you today

Tippani: Yeah, thank God we didn't bicker today

Kookie: Yeaaaaaaaaah, life is so good

Tippani: Don't be so happy about that, your life will be a nightmare again after two days?

Kookie: EH?

Tippani: I'm finally coming back to Seoul in two days yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

Tippani: But it's not yay for you

Kookie: Why not? I miss you

Tippani: Sure thing you miss me, but you'll be living a nightmare if I come back and you didn't clean my freaking dusty room

Kookie: Shiiiiiieeeeeeet, I still didn't clean it :O

Tippani: Seriously kid, how many times did I tell you

Kookie: Every single minute of everyday?

Tippani: Good that you know

Tippani: Get up and clean it now

Kookie: But noona, I'm not in the mood

Tippani: I SAID NOW!!

Kookie: Yeeee, the grumpiness is back TT_TT

Kookie was kicked out from the conversation

Tippani: I know I'm grumpy but I know you love me <3

Tippani is offline now

 

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