[ The Lovesick Weirdo ]

Note: italics are song lyrics.

 

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Tippani was added to the conversation.

 

Kookie: NOONAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Tippani: Eh, what is it?

Kookie: I have something veeeeeeery importaaaaaant to tell youuuuuuu.

Tippani: Jeez, there's something weird about you.

Kookie: What weird? I'm alwaaaaaaays weeeeeeeird.

Tippani: No seriously.

Tippani: Why are you extending the vowels?

Kookie: Because it's fuuuuuun.

Tippani: WHATEVER!

Tippani: Just tell me about that important thing.

Tippani: Type it while I'm doing my work.

Kookie: Okaaaaaaaay.

Kookie: Hear me out.

Kookie: I can't fight this feeling any longer.
And yet I'm still afraid to let it flow.

What started out as friendship has grown stronger.
I only wish I had the strength to let it show.

Kookie: I tell myself that I can't hold out forever.
I said there is no reason for my fear.

Kookie: Cause I feel so secure when we're together.

You give my life direction.
You make everything so clear.

Kookie: And even as I wander.
I'm keeping you in sight.

You're a candle in the window.
On a cold, dark winter's night.

And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might.

Kookie: And I can't fight this feeling anymore.

I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
It's time to bring this ship into the shore.

And throw away the oars, forever.

Kookie: Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore.

I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
And if I have to crawl upon the floor.

Come crushing through your door.
Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore.

Kookie: My life has been such a whirlwind since I saw you.

I've been running round in circles in my mind.
And it always seems that I'm following you, girl.

Cause you take me to the places that alone I'd never find.

Kookie: And even as I wander.
I'm keeping you in sight.

You're a candle in the window on a cold, dark winter's night.
And I'm getting closer than I ever thought I might.

Kookie: And I can't fight this feeling anymore.

I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
It's time to bring this ship into the shore.

And throw away the oars, forever.

Kookie: Cause I can't fight this feeling anymore.

I've forgotten what I started fighting for.
And if I have to crawl upon the floor.

Come crashing through your door.
Baby, I can't fight this feeling anymore.

Tippani: WHAT.

Tippani: THE.

Tippani: HECK.

Tippani: DID.

Tippani: I.

Tippani: JUST.

Tippani: READ.

Tippani: ???!!!

Kookie: What do you mean what the heck did you just read!!

Kookie: I've been waiting so long to tell you that I like youuuuuu so muuuuuuch.

Kookie: No I don't like you noona, I love youuuuuu.

Tippani: SAY WHAT???

Tippani: Are you sure you're chatting with the right person?

Kookie: Why would I mistake you for another person?

Tippani: BECAUSE THAT'S FREAKING IMPOSSIBLE.

Tippani: YOU CAN'T HAVE FEELINGS OR FALL IN LOVE WITH YOUR STEPSISTER!

Kookie: But what I said was true.

Tippani: MY GOSH Jungkook, enough with your bullsh*t.

Kookie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Kookie: Who said that I'm Jungkook in the first place ;)

Tippani: THEN WHO THE HECK ARE YOU???

Kookie: Guess who I am ;)

Tippani: Ain't nobody got time for that.

Kookie: Don't be lazy.

Kookie: Now guess.

Tippani: What if I don't?

Kookie: I said guess.

Tippani: JUST TELL ME WHO YOU ARE, DUMMY.

Kookie: Okay Okay.

Kookie: I'm the weirdo alien.

Tippani: Pffft, weirdo alien?

Tippani: Gimme a break, Jungkook doesn't have a friend with that ridiculous name.

Kookie: Oh yes he does.

Tippani: And who the hell that person could be?

Kookie: Eh, noona are you suffering from amnesia?

Tippani: SHUT UP BECAUSE MY MEMORY IS PERFECTLY FINE.

Tippani: AND I KNOW EXACTLY WHO YOU ARE.

Kookie: Then tell me who I am? ;)

Tippani: Kim Taehyung a.k.a the weirdest weirdo in this freaking weird universe.

Kookie: But noona, what I told you was true.

Kookie: I reallyyyyyyyy love youuuuuuuuuu.

Tippani: I'm sorry Taehyungie but I only see you as an another brother of my own.

Kookie: But you once told me that I'm so cute and attractive.

Tippani: Well, to be honest you're so cute and attractive.

Kookie: That means I'm your ideal type.

Tippani: LOL NO, that's a different story.

Kookie: Noonaaaaaa, please accept my love for youuuuu.

Tippani: Keep dreaming Taehyungie, because that's not gonna happen.

Kookie: My first love broke my heart for the first time.

And I was like baby, baby, baby, oh.
Like baby, baby, baby, oh.

Like baby, baby, baby, oh.
I thought you'd always be mine, mine.

And I'm in pieces, baby fix me.
And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream.

I'm going down, down, down, down.
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around.

And I'm like baby, baby, baby, oh.
Like baby, baby, baby, no.

Like baby, baby, baby, oh.
I thought you'd always be mine.

Tippani: Jeez, you're so damn dramatic like Jungkook.

Kookie: TRUST ME NOONA, YOU WILL ACCEPT ME ONE DAY.

Tippani: NOT GONNA HAPPEN, NOT IN A BILLION YEARS!!!

Tippani is offline now.

Kookie: Poor Jungkook, I don't know how could he handle this noona TT_TT

Kookie is offline now.

 

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