“I can’t believe you talked me into this.” Yixing said as Sehun drug him into the shop. 

“Look,” said Sehun, “No one knows where we are, or who we are in this town. We can actually buy what we want.”

“And you think we need toys on our great adventure?” Yixing deadpanned at Sehun.

Sehun looked back at him just as flat, his lips pulled against his teeth in his patented frown.

“Gege, you just broke up with your girlfriend and I’m,” Sehun paused, thinking of how to phrase it, “I’m single as too. So we both need some stress relief,” he finished, a bit awkwardly.

Yixing cringed internally. “Right, okay. Let’s just, find the stuff and get out of here.”

Sehun smiled in triumph. He lost Yixing around a corner a few minutes later and texted Baekhyun, “Operation Get Hyung Wasted and phase one is complete.”

Baekhyun texted him back a moment later with a disapproving emote. “That is the worst and most obvious plan name ever, Hunnie. Its never going to work.”

Sehun humrphed to himself. Of course it would.