He always interrupts our moment!

He always distracts my girlfriend attention from me!

He’s so annoying!

If I could I want to beat him up! I’ll kill him first then I’ll bury him so no one would notice.

Whenever Jessica with him, she always ignoring me. She was just too absorbed with him.

He can make her laugh like I do.

He’s smarter than i.

His English is perfect too, even he mastered other language too.

One day I got news from sica, she tells me that “Him” got an accident. For a moment I really happy to heard that! Heck! I almost throw a party because of that! Very childish I know.

But that not lasts for long.

Next day, sica calling me and tell me that he’s already alright.

I feel like to snatch him away from my girlfriend and then beat him up!

Today, me and sica sitting in the café spent our afternoon together.

Like always.. He always distracts my girlfriend attention. I feel fed up!

Ok that’s enough!

“Sica can you put it down?!” I said to her while snatching her iphone.

“noooooo.. my boyfie” sica whined. Yep “HIM” is my girlfriend beloved iphone.

“don’t you remember what I said before?” I’m asking her. Sica just pouting trying to snatch back her iphone from me.

“I said no iphone, no smartphone, no tablet nor other gadget when we are on our date! I want us talk to each other, to having some conversation!”