This was not gonna be worth it. But what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and no one would ever no or ever care. Besides, it would be fun.

This is how Yang Seob found himself face to face with Do Kyunsoos in a run down chapel that smelled like rotting wood. With matching wedding dresses, borrowed from the thrift shop next door. The collar itched at Seob's shoulders and the "priest" was a terrible orator but Kyunsoos looked pretty in Seob's drunk eyes. Although he did look like rhino the next time Seob blinked. Meh. 

There was a signalling to say their vows then a sliding of ill-fitting metal rings then- tadah!- they were married.

Their wedding banquet was in the hotel restaurant that was half-empty despite there being a a buffet. Then again the food was half cooked and half microwaved and mostly stae. But Kyunsoos hadn't taken off his dress and he was pretty so it didn't really matter to Seob. Although when he blinked again Kyunsoos head was a tater tot.

Wow, someone must have spiked his drink.

 Wow what did i just write