Episode 1: MBLAQ- Up For Grabs! -PART 4-

절대 사랑~♡ Absolute Love

 

																"Last couple.... CHEONDUNG AND YUNHEE!"

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YunHee's POV

All of the couples were sitting in chairs along with Juri-ssi. Cheondung was to my
right (he was on one of the ends), and SangMi was on my left, with Joon on her other
side. Juri was after, then JinKyong, and lastly was G.O. Mir and  Seungho were in
the middle of the floor, awaiting the battle to find out who would really lose this
week.

"I assume that everyone is ready to rumble?" Juri asked everyone. All of the couples
cheered in anticipation.

"Wait, wait!!" Mir interrupted our cheering. "What are we even playing?!" 

"Ah, yes. It would be helpful for you to know that, huh?" Juri chuckled evilly.
Wait... what? Evilly? o_0 "You will be playing... the Horrifying Yes game!~"

Mir and Seungho's heads either dropped in disappointment or rose towards the sky in
agony, and they both growled in discontent. It was kinda funny to watch. xD     

The people who were responsible for all of the props brought out two pairs of the
special balloon-bearing pants for the two boys. Oh how I love to watch people
suffer.... xD I'm an evil person, aren't I? Oh well :D

Mir was complaining about having to wear the pants. He said that they were
"dangerous to his health", because they might explode in his face. =_= What a
baby... 

"MIR! Get over it! Just play!! Maybe you'll win!" I shouted to him. Cheondung nudged
me in the side.

"We're inside, there's no need to scream..." He whispered in my ear. Oh... just
listening to him talk made me melt!~ ascvvfdsstsfdiuhg---I SHOULD DIE NOW, BECAUSE I
WOULD DIE HAPPY. O_O

 Mir's POV

Crap... This. Is. Torture.

I don't wanna play this stupid game!!~ Just let me lose by surrender TT_TT PLEASE. 

I had already put the *stupid* pants on, and Seungho and the others were waiting to
start. 

"Okay, time to start then?" Juri said. I thought that I could hear a hint of an evil
tone in her voice. I swear... they just want to torture me!! D:< I hate life.

"Neh..." Seungho and I reluctantly answered. The bad thing is is that we know
practically EVERYTHING about each other, having been living with each other since we
debuted. This... isn't going to end well. =_=

"Um... MIR! Attack first!"

"Hyung, you like guys right?" I asked, knowing that he would most likely NOT answer
that question the right wa--

"YES." He said in a confident tone. WHAAAAAT?

"Really??" I heard YunHee excitedly ask from the back. She's probably the type of
girl who adores gays... (A/N: yes, she is. xD)

"I will reveal what is true or not at the end of the game." Seungho said with a flat
tone. I chuckled.

"Mir... INFLATE!" Juri warned me, and instructed the people controlling my... pants.
If that sounds right. o_0  

"AAAGHH!!!!" I screamed/laughed as the balloon inflated... right... on... an awkward
place. Once again, I hate life.

"Seungho, attack!" Juri said.

"Mir, you have a girlfriend, right?" he asked me. 

Not wanting to inflate again, I said, "YES!" Seungho's balloon inflated as I
finished shouting that horrid word. WH- WHY IS HIS BALLOON ON HIS THIGH WHEN MINE'S
ON MY CROTCH?! Not fair, man, not fair.

It was my turn to attack again. "Seungho, you have your own personal 'Pigeon' file
like G.O hyung, right?" MWAHAHAHA~

"YES." OH MY GOD what is wrong with this guy?? Why does he answer everything so...
quickly?? I just don't get it...

Seungho's POV

Hehehe... I like messing with little Mir. It's so much fun!~  Let's torture him some
more, shall we?

"Mir, you're dating an American whom you can't understand a word of what she says,
neh?"

"YES." he said, indifferent about whether or not anyone knew if he was or wasn't
dating a foreigner. Well, I guess I'm not going to ask any more questions like that
anymore... After he said it, my balloon inflated a LOT. More than it probably should
have. =_=;;

"Seungho, your 'natural dark circles' aren't natural at all, they're just makeup,
right?"

"YES." I said, even though it was far from the truth. Excuse me if I can barely ever
sleep... =3= His balloon inflated really big. I find it extremely funny that his
balloon is where it is. ^_^ It must be humiliating...

"You're really a ert, aren't you?" I asked.

"YES." He said. My balloon inflated. Now it was the size of maybe... a beach ball? I
was scared that it was going to explode soon...

"You like walking along a beach at sunset right?" He asked me. He really wants to
make me sound gay, doesn't he? That little....

"Yes." Since our balloons were about the same size, when his inflated more, it
looked like it was going to explode any moment. He was probably thinking that it was
a big misfortune to have such a big bulge down there when it was really just a
balloon. He moved the slightest bit and--

BANG!!!

"YEAHHHHH!!!!~" I shouted, doing a small victory dance. Mir collapsed after the
balloon popped onto the floor on his back. "I WIN!!!" I shouted once again.

"See? I told you there was no use in playing." Mir looked over to YunHee. "I just
lose anyways."

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Well hello there!~ I don't know if I'll edit this later and make this be the end of
the show, or go on and make them do a couple of "couple games" without Mir or
Seungho.

Oh, just because Seungho won the H.Y game, just means that he's safe from being
eliminated this week. He still can't play any of the games, because he didn't get
chosen by one of the girls. So, if I end up writing little games for them in the
next chapter or 2, Mir and Seungho will be banned from playing the games.... Or
maybe they'll have to play with each other ^^ I don't know xD

About the 'Pigeon' file thing:
If you watch MBLAQ's Sesame Player, in one of the very first episodes, G.O is
interviewing Thunder in one of their special "Aromatic Interviews" (which are EPIC,
btw). Thunder asks something about G.O watching , and apparently the folder that
G.O has of this so-called  is called 'Pigeon'. Yup. G.O HAS LOST HIS
INNOCENCE!!!!~
 

I really don't knw what's up with that border---^.... maybe cuz I copied it from my email? o_0

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ImperfectYetFlawless
#1
DONGSAENGIIIIEEEE! |:U<br />
<br />
UPDATE NAOW! OR I'LL BOMB YOUR HOUSE! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE CUZ I HAVE BEEN THERE! UPDATE YOUR OTHER STORY TOOO! I DIDNTGO TO NEW YORK JUST TO GET NO UPDATES! WHEN I COME BACK YOU BETTER UPDATE! OR I KEEL YOUR HOUSE!<br />
<br />
But not your dog. I'm gonna steal it :D AND THEN BOMB YOUR HOUSE!
ImperfectYetFlawless
#2
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa! The next chapter is gonna be good.<br />
<br />
Because we thought it up yesterday while watching PA number 2 and after watching the fourth kind xD<br />
<br />
yeah! Credit goes to me for some of it! :D<br />
<br />
update soon, Dongsaeng!
KPopGurl_JulieLee #3
ahhaha, i like your story~:DD update soon:D
ImperfectYetFlawless
#4
:D Update soon! Or I'll fork you with a fork! XD