JANUARY 3rd, 2010

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"The quiz show with Koreas biggest stars! The Star Golden Bell Challenge!" All the idols, actors, actresses and comedians cheered from their seats as the Star Golden Bell Challenge began.

"It's a new year, 2010. The year of the tiger! We've brought in some new guests who are born in the year of the tiger, please welcome Kim Byeongse!" The MC introduced as everyone clapped. He proceeded in introducing certain celebrities and announcing who was year of the tiger, sadly the members were either year of the horse, monkey or goat so none were spoken to for a bit.

The MC then changed the conversation over to one of the ladies marriage, he even commented on Seunghwa finally securing himself a permanent seat on the Bell Line - which he celebrated with song:

"Even if my face is as big as the TV or if I look like a dinosaur, I can make people laugh with my big head and small eyes. Even if I don't seem like an idol or a ballad singer. With our protruding mouths and long hair, Bell line makes people happy. The lead role of Star Golden Bell!"

The members each giggled a bit while the clapped for the guitarist. But their real laughs came out when Taehyun told him, "Don't worry about making us stars. Just be careful not to be edited out." Seunghwa shot back saying he could play music every episode. Which Taehyun wittly replied: "A karaoke machine could replace him in about three weeks."

The MC pulled a dumb move and when he moved to the S line (teehee S line..) said Onew was the funniest member of SHINee, said leader prepared two 'childish jokes'.

"What do you call a man with a spade on his head?" He waited three seconds before ending with, "Doug."

"What do you call a reported who investigates hair?" Onew waited another three seconds, "Harry Potter."

To both jokes the members clapped slightly, however none of them understood his jokes, the writer didn't even seem to understand his jokes. In order to let Onew attempt to redeem himself the MC asked him to do one of his infamous Donald Duck impressions.

"We also have a group who truly is year of the tiger since they debuted on New Years day, please introduce yourselves," the MC sent a reasurring smile to the four girls.

"Hello we are Enchanted!" The four girls greeted flawlessly at once to the audiences applause.

"Hello I am Enchanteds mischief managing leader, Ellie," Ellie gave a tight smile.

"Hi I am Enchanteds bold primma donna, Sara," Sara gave a confident smile.

"Hello I'm Enchanteds cosmic girl, Oksana," Ana gave a shy smile, flicking a piece of hair out of her face.

"Hello I am Enchanteds ice goddess maknae, Khione," Kyojin was the only one that remembered to give a slight inclination of the head.

After another round of applause the MC started asking scripted questions the girls were more than qualified to answer.

"Wow, you all have very interesting introductions! Much better than SHINee and Super Junior combined!" The MC joked causing Onew and Shindong to laugh the hardest.

"Aw well," Sara began, knowing her members wouldn't feel comfortable speaking, "our leader always makes sure any mischief the members may cause is always managed, and she's a large Harry Potter nerd. For myself I am bold and can easily have my rather primma donna moments. Oksana-ah loves star gazing and astronomy and Khione-ah comes off rather cold and her stage name is after a Greek goddess."

"Yes well how has your few days of idol-dom been so far?"

"Nothing's changed," Sara shrugged. "Ellie-unnie* still bosses us around like no tomorrow."

The audience chuckled, some of the idols very understanding, especially Mir who was nodding furiously on his line.

The MC talked about multiple things for a bit, to be honest some of the members just went into auto-pilot since they knew they probably wouldn't be asked any more questions and some didn't get enough sleep that night. But all of them mentally shoke awake when he said, "Idols have a lot o