Yongguk: Hey guys, is anyone online.

 

Youngjae is online.

 

Youngjae: Oh hey hyung what's up?

 

Yongguk: I can't find Himchan.

 

Youngjae: Bwoh? Where are you now?

 

Yongguk: I'm in the kitchen with Jongup and Zelo.

 

Youngjae: Where's Daehyun?

 

Yongguk: Living room.

 

Daehyun is online.

 

Daehyun: My intellectual ninja abilities sense that I'm being talked about on here.

 

Yongguk: Uhm.. Whatever. Have you seen Himchan?

 

Daehyun: Aniyo. Last night I saw him come in drunk though.

 

Youngjae: So then where the hell could he be?

 

Himchan is online.

 

Himchan: Keke, sup guys?

 

Yongguk: Where are you?

 

Himchan: I have something to tell you guys...

 

Daehyun: What?

 

Zelo is online.

 

Himchan: I pissed in the orange juice.

 

Zelo: o.o

 

Zelo is offline.

 

Jongup is online.

 

Jongup: Hyungs, maknae is sick. What happened?

 

Daehyun: Himchan pissed in the orange juice.

 

Jongup: -,-....

 

Jongup is offline.

 

Youngjae: They drank the orange juice didn't they?

 

Yongguk: Looks that way.

 

Himchan: Guess what?

 

Youngjae: What?

 

Himchan: That chocolate in the fridge... That's my crap.

 

Daehyun: ....

 

Daehyun is offline.

 

Yongguk: He ate the "chocolate."

 

Himchan: Serves you right you ers.

 

Himchan: Always making me do stuff.

 

Yongguk: I think I know where he is. Brb.

 

Himchan: I'm not gonna clean your vomit either.

 

Himchan: It's himchan this himchan that.

 

Himchan: Well this ahumma just got wasted so.. *hiccup* deal with it.

 

Himchan: And also you guys can take a firey catctus and shove it up your a ... Ahhh!!

 

Yongguk: Got him.

 

Youngjae: Where was he? 

 

Yongguk: Under the couch.

 

Youngjae: What the ?

 

Yongguk: That's not the worst part. He's in his underwear.. Only.

 

Youngjae: Good lord save me.

 

Yongguk: Me Too.

 

Himchan: Hehe, the world! 

 

Yongguk: I'm holding him up by one leg and he's starting to wiggle and its uncomfortable. I don't want to let go because he's still drunk and he might crawl into the fridge.

 

Youngjae: Shove him in the cabinet. He's skinny enough.

 

5 minutes later.

 

Jongup is online.

 

Zelo is online.

 

Daehyun is online.

 

Yongguk: You guys good?

 

Daehyun: I think.

 

Zelo: So did you find hyung?

 

Yongguk: Yep.

 

Jongup: So where is he now.

 

Yongguk: Somewhere.

 

Youngjae: Omo! Don't tell me you actually shoved him in the cabinet.

 

Yongguk: Yep. Keke.

 

Himchan: I still have my phone es.

 

Daehyun: When are you taking him out of there?

 

Yongguk: Dinner time. He still has to cook.

 

Himchan is offline.

 

Youngjae: He's about to break the cabinet off the wall.

 

Yongguk: Eh, I sealed it with crazy glue so no worries.

 

Zelo: I love you guys.

 

Sorry about not updating earlier in the day.