Screw All Of You

B.A.P Chat Room :)

Youngjae: la la la loopsy. la la la loopsy.

Daehyun is online

Daehyun: The bro?

Youngjae: I see colorful rainbows and ponies everywhere.

Himchan is online

Himchan: What's up guys?

Daehyun: I think Youngjae's drunk.

Himchan: But he doesn't even drink.

Daehyun: Then what?

Yongguk is online.

Yongguk: Sup guys.

Himchan: Jagiya, our dongsaeng over here is drunk, we think.

Yongguk: Yah! Stop calling me that.

Himchan: You know you like it when I call you that.

Yongguk: Whatever.

Himchan: I didn't hear a no.

Jongup is online.

Youngjae: I love you, you love me, lets get together and do some math. With a big fat calculator and 4 #2 pencils. Won't you help me solve problem number 3?

Daehyun: Even when he's drunk he thinks of math. This .

Jongup: What going on?

Yongguk: Your hyung over here is high off of something.

Jongup; Oh, i know what can cure that.

Himchan: Mwuh?

Jongup: A good kick in the side of the head.

Youngjae is offline due to taking a crap for so long.

Zelo is online.

Zelo: Hyungs! Guess what?

Yongguk: Mwuh?

Zelo: I just saw Youngjae talking on the phone with the biggest smile ever.

Daehyun: I think he's in the bathroom right now probably ting his brains out. I'll go check his phone.

Zelo: Hyung is so cool when he acts like a ninja.

Daehyun: I don't act like a ninja, I am a ninja.

Himchan: But ninjas don't reveal who they are... so

Daehyun: Shutup and just feel my awsomeness seep out through my body.

Yongguk: Yea ok sure whatever, I'm the coolest one here anyways.

Himchan: SHUTUP!

Jongup: Be quiet hyung.

Daehyun: Bwahaha in your dreams

Zelo: I think your cool hyung.

Yongguk: Kamsahamnida. For that I will take you out for ice cream right now and we don't have to deal with all this bull.

Zelo: Yay!

Yongguk is offline.

Zelo is offline.

Himchan: I want to come too!

Daehyun: No, you're staying home. You have to cook dinner.

Jongup: I want meat!

Himchan: Hmph, I have no respect in this place.

Daehyun: Oh, I found Youngjae's phone, but the last thing on the call log is weird.

Jongup: Who is it hyung? A girl?

Daehyun: No...

Himchan: A monkey with a tatoo of a squirrel on its ?

Daehyun: Now why would that be on a call log. Now shutup and go cook dinner you bird.

Himchan: Why are my dongsaengs so mean? It could've been the caller ID picture.

Himchan is offline.

Daehyun: Yea, I'm gonna go buy cheesecake because I'm bored. Annyeong.

Daehyun is offline.

Jongup: What the.. I'm all alone... Hmph. Crappy hyungs and dongsaeng. He didn't even tell me who the person was. Ahh...

To be continued.....

 

 

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XiuMinVN #1
Chapter 1: hello author :)
just wanna say something
can i translate your story into Vietnamese?
i will credit it
plz answer me soon !
thank you ♥
MrSushi
#2
Chapter 9: >.< this chat room is so cute and funny omg.
shapphire
#3
Chapter 1: This is funny~ XD
Milielitre #4
Chapter 39: You've been watching Sherlock recently? The 'It's what I doooo" reminded of a line from the show^^
BlueBoiceGirl
#5
Chapter 39: Lol weekly idol is hilarious every time B.A.P is with them. Haha xD
jungdamy
#6
Chapter 38: JONGUP LOLS XD
BlueBoiceGirl
#7
Chapter 38: Aye I get you. I'm on a 2 week holiday, but I have so much homework...
Song_Yeon_Hee
#8
Chapter 38: Awe~ cute .
sungkyunnie
#9
Aww I really enjoyed this.
BlueBoiceGirl
#10
Chapter 37: Lol cookies. Cone to the dark side, we has cookies! ;)