Sweet Ants

B.A.P Chat Room :)

Continuation...

Jongup: Well...

Jongup: Since you both share a room, how about you take his cheesecake from the fridge and leave it on his bed.

Zelo: How is that revenge on hyung?

Youngjae: Yeah, That's only gonna make him happier.

Himchan: it'll help him by not getting up and walking to the fridge.

Yongguk: Aish, dammit the kid wasn't finished talking.

Jongup: thank you hyung. Hmph, if you want an evill plan you have to shut up and wait.

Himchan: Proceed.

Jongup; Anyways, I was saying..

Jongup: When Daehyun hyung sees the cake on his bed, he wouldn't really care why it was there in the first place.

Zelo: He'll just grab a plate and eat it without suspecting anything.

Jongup: Exactly. Now let me finish. 

Jongup: So I suggest injecting ants into the cheesecake so when he takes his first bite...

Yongguk: His tounge will be crawling with dozens of ants.

Jongup; Argh, shutup it's my evil plan. Gosh. Let me tell it.

Yongguk: Geez sorry.

Himchan: But where are we going to get a whole bunch of ants on such short notice.

Jongup; It so happens, I conveniently have red ants in a container.

Zelo: Why?

Jongup: Long story.

Himchan: Alright we'll get to that story later, just inject the stuff in the cake and let's wait to see what happens.

Youngjae: I'll do it. I will have justice.

Youngjae is offline.

 

Youngjae: Done.

Yongguk: When is Daehyun coming home?

Himchan: It should've taken him less time to withdraw all Youngjae's money.

Zelo: It's not like he has a lot.

Youngjae: Shutup you punk. I make the same amount as you do.

Zelo: But I'm cuter and get all the lady's to buy my merchandiseinstead of yours so it .

Himchan: Uwah!!! Maknae is not like this.

Yongguk: That would be my fault. We were watching a movie and a dude told a lady that so I'm guessing he picked it up from the dude on the tv.

Jongup: We all knew you were a bad influence hyung.

Yongguk: Yah, I am your leader and hyung, be quiet.

Jongup: W.e -.-

Yongguk: You want me to steal all your money like daehyun did to Youngjae.

Youngjae: Listen to him man, you feel helpless without money.

Jongup: Hmph, oh hey he's home.

Daehyun is online.

Daehyun: Sup losers.

Jongup: hey hyung, what's up?

Daehyun: Oh nothing much, just bought two pairs of sneakers with the money i just got from the bank.

Youngjae: Yah, my money?

Daehyun: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.

Yongguk: Lmfao. Oh .

Daehyun: Oh hey, I found cheesecake, deuces.

Daehyun is offline.

Youngjae: .

 

2 minutes later.

Himchan: haha, he's screaming like a little girl.

Yongguk: Yo, let's go check on him.

Zelo is offline.

Yongguk is offline.

Jongup is offline.

Himchan is offline.

Youngjae is offline.

 

Reality

Yonggukl: Dude, what's wrong?

Daehyun: Anffff om ma pung.

Himchan: You have ant's on your tounge?

Daehyun: * Nods head *

Jongup: How'd you get ants on your tounge?

Daehyun: I bump hoe.

Zelo: You bumped a hoe? You went to a house? Bad daehyun hyung.

Daehyun: Bo, bo, bo , bo , bo, I bump hoe.

Yongguk: okay, we'll talke about your hoe bumping later, let's go wash your tounge off.

Yongguk and Daehyun head to the bathroom.

Jongup and Youngjae silently high five each other.

 

5 minutes later

Daehyun sits on his bed eyeing the cheesecake.

Youngjae: Go on, eat it, you'll just get more ants to eat your tounge away.

Daehyun: You knew about t?

Youngjae: Payback's a huh?

Daehyun: But I didn't do anything.

Zelo: you stole hyungs money.

Daehyun: I lied.

Himchan: Huh?

Daehyun: I took money from my own account and bought sneakers for Youngjae. Check your account, you still have the same amount of money.

Youngjae: But why did you buy me sneakers.

Daehyun: Because I saw how you were eyeing them last week so i though why not be a good friend and get him the sneakers.

Youngjae: Even after I called you a bootleg ninja?

Daehyun: yeah * Stares intently *

Youngjae: So like where are my sneakers?

Daehyun: Going back with me to the store, i'm returning it because you decided to put ants in my precious cheesecake.

Daehyun: Seriously how did you even come up with that?

Youngjae: It was all Jongup's idea.

Jongup: No it wasn't, I'm kinda stupid.

Daehyun: How can you blame jonguppie. Bad hyung. I'm gonna go return this now byee. * leaves dorm*

Youngjae: Yah, Jongup, you cost me two pairs of sneakers.

Jongup: Score!!

Himchan: That kid is really a genius.

Yongguk: Indeed.


 

 

 

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XiuMinVN #1
Chapter 1: hello author :)
just wanna say something
can i translate your story into Vietnamese?
i will credit it
plz answer me soon !
thank you ♥
MrSushi
#2
Chapter 9: >.< this chat room is so cute and funny omg.
shapphire
#3
Chapter 1: This is funny~ XD
Milielitre #4
Chapter 39: You've been watching Sherlock recently? The 'It's what I doooo" reminded of a line from the show^^
BlueBoiceGirl
#5
Chapter 39: Lol weekly idol is hilarious every time B.A.P is with them. Haha xD
jungdamy
#6
Chapter 38: JONGUP LOLS XD
BlueBoiceGirl
#7
Chapter 38: Aye I get you. I'm on a 2 week holiday, but I have so much homework...
Song_Yeon_Hee
#8
Chapter 38: Awe~ cute .
sungkyunnie
#9
Aww I really enjoyed this.
BlueBoiceGirl
#10
Chapter 37: Lol cookies. Cone to the dark side, we has cookies! ;)