Sweet Ants
B.A.P Chat Room :)Continuation...
Jongup: Well...
Jongup: Since you both share a room, how about you take his cheesecake from the fridge and leave it on his bed.
Zelo: How is that revenge on hyung?
Youngjae: Yeah, That's only gonna make him happier.
Himchan: it'll help him by not getting up and walking to the fridge.
Yongguk: Aish, dammit the kid wasn't finished talking.
Jongup: thank you hyung. Hmph, if you want an evill plan you have to shut up and wait.
Himchan: Proceed.
Jongup; Anyways, I was saying..
Jongup: When Daehyun hyung sees the cake on his bed, he wouldn't really care why it was there in the first place.
Zelo: He'll just grab a plate and eat it without suspecting anything.
Jongup: Exactly. Now let me finish.
Jongup: So I suggest injecting ants into the cheesecake so when he takes his first bite...
Yongguk: His tounge will be crawling with dozens of ants.
Jongup; Argh, shutup it's my evil plan. Gosh. Let me tell it.
Yongguk: Geez sorry.
Himchan: But where are we going to get a whole bunch of ants on such short notice.
Jongup; It so happens, I conveniently have red ants in a container.
Zelo: Why?
Jongup: Long story.
Himchan: Alright we'll get to that story later, just inject the stuff in the cake and let's wait to see what happens.
Youngjae: I'll do it. I will have justice.
Youngjae is offline.
Youngjae: Done.
Yongguk: When is Daehyun coming home?
Himchan: It should've taken him less time to withdraw all Youngjae's money.
Zelo: It's not like he has a lot.
Youngjae: Shutup you punk. I make the same amount as you do.
Zelo: But I'm cuter and get all the lady's to buy my merchandiseinstead of yours so it .
Himchan: Uwah!!! Maknae is not like this.
Yongguk: That would be my fault. We were watching a movie and a dude told a lady that so I'm guessing he picked it up from the dude on the tv.
Jongup: We all knew you were a bad influence hyung.
Yongguk: Yah, I am your leader and hyung, be quiet.
Jongup: W.e -.-
Yongguk: You want me to steal all your money like daehyun did to Youngjae.
Youngjae: Listen to him man, you feel helpless without money.
Jongup: Hmph, oh hey he's home.
Daehyun is online.
Daehyun: Sup losers.
Jongup: hey hyung, what's up?
Daehyun: Oh nothing much, just bought two pairs of sneakers with the money i just got from the bank.
Youngjae: Yah, my money?
Daehyun: Yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
Yongguk: Lmfao. Oh .
Daehyun: Oh hey, I found cheesecake, deuces.
Daehyun is offline.
Youngjae: .
2 minutes later.
Himchan: haha, he's screaming like a little girl.
Yongguk: Yo, let's go check on him.
Zelo is offline.
Yongguk is offline.
Jongup is offline.
Himchan is offline.
Youngjae is offline.
Reality
Yonggukl: Dude, what's wrong?
Daehyun: Anffff om ma pung.
Himchan: You have ant's on your tounge?
Daehyun: * Nods head *
Jongup: How'd you get ants on your tounge?
Daehyun: I bump hoe.
Zelo: You bumped a hoe? You went to a house? Bad daehyun hyung.
Daehyun: Bo, bo, bo , bo , bo, I bump hoe.
Yongguk: okay, we'll talke about your hoe bumping later, let's go wash your tounge off.
Yongguk and Daehyun head to the bathroom.
Jongup and Youngjae silently high five each other.
5 minutes later
Daehyun sits on his bed eyeing the cheesecake.
Youngjae: Go on, eat it, you'll just get more ants to eat your tounge away.
Daehyun: You knew about t?
Youngjae: Payback's a huh?
Daehyun: But I didn't do anything.
Zelo: you stole hyungs money.
Daehyun: I lied.
Himchan: Huh?
Daehyun: I took money from my own account and bought sneakers for Youngjae. Check your account, you still have the same amount of money.
Youngjae: But why did you buy me sneakers.
Daehyun: Because I saw how you were eyeing them last week so i though why not be a good friend and get him the sneakers.
Youngjae: Even after I called you a bootleg ninja?
Daehyun: yeah * Stares intently *
Youngjae: So like where are my sneakers?
Daehyun: Going back with me to the store, i'm returning it because you decided to put ants in my precious cheesecake.
Daehyun: Seriously how did you even come up with that?
Youngjae: It was all Jongup's idea.
Jongup: No it wasn't, I'm kinda stupid.
Daehyun: How can you blame jonguppie. Bad hyung. I'm gonna go return this now byee. * leaves dorm*
Youngjae: Yah, Jongup, you cost me two pairs of sneakers.
Jongup: Score!!
Himchan: That kid is really a genius.
Yongguk: Indeed.
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