Jongup: *sniffles* nobody loves me.

 

5 minutes later.

 

Daehyun is online.

 

Jongup: Oh hyung. You came back for me!

 

Daehyun: No. I just came back from buying my cheesecake.

 

Jongup: Hmph, no fun.

 

Yongguk is online.

 

Zelo is online.

 

Zelo: Thanks again for the boatload of ice cream hyung. 

 

Yongguk: No problemo. Anything for someone who praises me.

 

Jongup: Hyung is so cool when he raps. I want his height so bad. His hair is fricken epic.

 

Yongguk: Shutup Jongup, I'll full from ice cream. Leave me alone.

 

Youngjae is online.

 

Jongup: Nobody loves me.

 

Youngjae: What happened?

 

Jongup: None of you guys love me.

 

Youngjae: I'll take you out tomorrow.

 

Daehyun: May I interrupt this  .. moment.

 

Daehyun: Can you explain to me why you were smiling like a on the phone before going to take a crap.

 

Youngjae: Oh, I was talking to a special someone about something special.

 

Daehyun: Why was it a dude?

 

Daehyun: Are you gay? 

 

Youngjae: I'm not gay.

 

Yongguk: Youngjae-ah, you're gay?

 

Youngjae: Guys, I'm not gay.

 

Himchan is online.

 

Zelo: Hyung you're gay?

 

Himchan: Woah, woah, woah, Youngjae's gay?

 

Jongup: Apparently so.

 

Yongguk: And to think I was gonna set you up with this nice girl. Tsk tsk tsk. Let me go cancel.

 

Yongguk is offline.

 

Youngjae: Wait no hyung I'm not gay. Argh.

 

Himchan: Anyways, Youngjae, do what you gotta do. Dinner is ready. 

 

Daehyun: Oh no thanks, I already ate cake so I'm full.

 

Zelo: Me and Yongguk hyung are full from ice cream.

 

Jongup: Uhm sorry hyung, Youngjae brought home McDonalds so I'm full.

 

Himchan: WHAT THE ETY ! I'M GONNA KILL YOU JUNG DAEHYUN. YOU MADE ME SLAVE OVER THAT STOVE TO COOK DINNER WHEN I COULD'VE STALKED YONGGUK. ARGHH.

 

Himchan has been disconnected due to excess amount of motherly stress.

 

Daehyun: Keke booyah. Such an ahjumma.

 

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