Crack 3

The Crack-filled Life of Huang Zitao

What a beautiful morning, Tao thinks to himself as he dramatically walks towards the entrance of his school building, staring off into the trees with one strap of his backpack slung over his shoulder. Black rimmed, plastic glasses sit atop his nose as he smiles a fabulous smile at the world while he confidently struts in his dark skinny jeans and stylish blue t-shirt.

“Stop pretending like you’re in some kind of anime,” Sehun interrupts in the middle of Tao’s special moment.

“Goddammit, Sehun, let a man dream, would you?” the upset panda groans.

“Friends don’t let other friends have hopes and dreams.”

“… So is that your philosophy?”

“Only for my dearest and sweetest Huang Zitao,” Sehun smiles widely and winks at him.

“Shut up, lisp boy,” he responds to the cringe worthy gesture.

“Shut up, athhole.”

Zitao dies of laughter.

 

 

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once-upon-a-tao
New chapters soon^^ It'll be out as soon as my beta approves! *hugs all of u for waiting so long*

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taoziipeaches
#1
Chapter 6: Please update I love this!!
mallowme
#2
Chapter 6: ohmygahd! This is just hilarious. I'm dyingggggg. Damnnn
ollybear25 #3
Chapter 6: Author-him have you forgotten this fic? :'(
cos it's utter perfection and so please tell me you'll finish it
jiosne #4
Chapter 6: Lmfao sekai XDDD
Kyungsadistic
#5
Chapter 6: Omfg what is air I'm ing wheezing
And subscribing, yes
KawaiiMaria
#6
Lmao I love this!! Please update~!!
Cho-Phanes
#7
Chapter 5: Brilliant! You did write both comedy and romantic fluff, yet y... well, not yet, but I can see that it will be likely so. Or is that what actually I wanna read? Dont mind me.
Thanks for the fic, and jia you for the next chaps :)
ThisMomentWhen
#8
Chapter 5: There can never be enough crack in ones life :D this story is perfect~ <3