The Adult Talk.
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You guys suffered a lot >.<
Enjoy~
Baekhyun: Wow, I can't believe I'm sleeping alone
Baekhyun: wow, this is comfortable
Baekhyun: and silent
Baekhyun: someone talk to me T.T
D.O: weren't you the one counting the days?
Baekhyun: yeah, and last night was great, I slept great
Baekhyun: but this is just boring
Suho: and u will start complaining about how crowdy we are, once they come back
Suho: which is in a week
Sehun: I thought it would be nice to have the room to myself
Kai: wanna sleep together?
Sehun: sure, but you have to talk to me
Kai: talk? I always talk to you
Sehun: u always end up sleeping so quickly
Kai: I'm always so tired
D.O: let the kid sleep, Sehun
Kai: kid?
Sehun: wish Tao was here, he never shuts up
Chanyeol: I wish he was here, too
Chanyeol: so u would shut up about how he is not here
Baekhyun: remember when I threw a plushie to stop Yifan hyung from snoring but end up hitting Yixing hyung?
Sehun: that is cause u threw it without even opening your eyes
D.O: and that happened just last week
Baekhyun: Yixing hyung is so nice, he just laughed and went back to sleep
Baekhyun: Yifan hyung didn't even wake up
Suho: sleep, Baekhyun. How are you gonna get up in the morning?
Sehun: can I come over to sleep
Suho: No, Sehun.
Sehun: why?
Kai: I thought u were coming to me?
D.O: just go to sleep, you two won't fit on that bed
Kai: but you and I will ^^
D.O: are you flirting with me?
Kai: no?
Baekhyun: heard you red a fan fiction?
Kai: just checked it out, didn't actually read it
Kai: Taemin kept making fun of me
Suho: he should be immune to those stuff by now
Kai: he is.
Sehun: what kind of story was it? did you die? I checked out 3 popular stories
Sehun: I died in all 3
Kai: it was kind of shocking, actually
Kai: I knew they write stuff like that, but I didn't really know exactly how detailed their writing would be
Kai: I was scared, just the thought of innocent girl asking for my autograph could be the same person who wrote about how I... slept
Chanyeol: did you just censor yourself?
D.O: is that why you r hitting on me? seeing hyung in a different light?
Kai: no, what the hell. Why are you so calm about this?
Baekhyun: we have just debuted, how can they pair us so quickly?
Suho: don't read it, you will get paranoid
Sehun: I love it when Kyungsoo hyung makes fun of Jongin
Suho: thought u were coming to sleep with me?
Sehun: I changed my mind
Sehun: fan fictions taught me a lot
Chanyeol: ^^ like what?
Sehun: never stay alone with any of you guys. Specially on bed.
Baekhyun: then I can just come over, let's play something. I'm not sleepy
Suho: let's not. I'm tired
Baekhyun: u just don't want me there
Suho: I don't have energy for this
Suho: for you
Suho: and you demand a lot
D.O: besides, according to those stories
D.O 3 people being there will not stop anything from happening
Kai: this hyung is out of control
Chanyeol: Kyungsoo, did you just imply ?
D.O: I did not imply
D.O: choose your word right
Sehun: but you did read that kind of story of... us
D.O: Yes.
Suho: you really are something
Kai: this is awkward
D.O: What? it is nothing serious. Stop acting like idiots
Chanyeol: u call us idiots everyday
Baekhyun: I'm so sorry for this whole conversation. I'm going to sleep now
Sehun: ^^ hyung has great sense of humor. No wonder Yixing hyung always laughs at you
Baekhyun: I'm serious, this is awkward
D.O: Tsk
D.O: Cowards. You guys are adults, act like ones
Baekhyun: meaning that we talk about ?
To thank you and to show you how sorry I am, I wrote 2 stories:
Wrong Bed (Sekai) and 168 Hours (Lukai and Kaisoo)
I'm sorry for the deleted 13 chapters, I will do my best so I won't do this kind of thing again.
Good night, everyone~
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