"The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it."

- Flannery O'Connor

I can't even have my dinner in peace without Baekhyun nagging me to write ^^

Enjoy~

Suho: Baekhyun

Suho: What happened? Aren't you coming today?

Baekhyun: No,i am studying today

Suho: For the last time

Suho: watching that stuff is not,you know,counted for...you know,studying?

Baekhyun: I know,and i am not talking about that!

Baekhyun: i really am studying

Suho: studying what?

Baekhyun: How to Survive on Variety Shows

Baekhyun: I am writing down every single questions that are most commonly asked

Baekhyun: you know,all those cheesy nonsensical questions

Kai: what are the questions?

Baekhyun: from the top of my head

Suho: you didn't write down a single one?

Baekhyun: i am writing them in my head

Baekhyun: you should try studying while lying on your bed,hyung

Baekhyun: anyway

Baekhyun: "Who would you take to an uninhibited island,and why?

Sehun: oh yeah,they do ask that to everyone

Chanyeol: and you need to be prepared for that question?

Chanyeol: it is easy

Baekhyun: you have an answer?

Chanyeol: Yeah,you ^^

Chanyeol: that way,even if i die,i will die with my best friend

Baekhyun: you couldn't just leave me in Seoul and die alone,could you,you bastard? ^^

D.O: why is the 1st vocal room locked?

Suho: oh,i think one of the sunbaes is there,just leave it

D.O: and where r u?

Suho: the 3rd one

Baekhyun: who would u choose,Kyungsoo?

D.O: for what?

Baekhyun: to take him with you to uninhibited island

D.O: You

Kai: really?

Sehun: for real?

Chanyeol: why?

D.O: i am gonna need a bait to catch,or run away from,wild animals

Baekhyun: of course you do

Sehun: both Chanyeol hyung and Kyungsoo hyung choosing Baekhyun hyung

Sehun: for totally different reasons

Kai: that is almost like how they are in daily lives

Kai: Kyungsoo hyung trying to kill Baekhyun hyung

Kai: and Chanyeol hyung doing his best to keep his best friend alive

Chanyeol: i am such a good guy

Chanyeol: you would choose me,right?

Kai: No

Chanyeol: that hurts

Chanyeol: but,it is okay,cause i was talking to Baekhyun

Baekhyun: i don't know

Baekhyun: i think i will choose Jongin,he has so many fans

Baekhyun: bet we will be saved in 2 days by 2000 screaming girls

Chanyeol: now this really hurts

Sehun: don't worry,hyung

Sehun: i'll choose you

Chanyeol: really? ^^ I knew it.Our Sehunnie is the best

Sehun: Actually,no

Sehun: was just kidding

Chanyeol: you brat

Kai: gonna take Tao with you?

Sehun: no

Sehun: Tao is gonna freak out and scratch my face off

Sehun: he will get us both killed in under one minute

Baekhyun: i know what Kris hyung will do

Baekhyun: he will take off his shirt,looking all cool and hansome,and somehow put together a giant sign that says HELP

Baekhyun: only to realize in the end that he put the sign backwards

Kai: that sums that hyung perfectly

Baekhyun: Don't tell him that i said that

Suho: Why?

Baekhyun: Have you seen that hyung's hands?

Baekhyun: they can snap me in half

Baekhyun: as if i'm a twig!

Kai: i think Jongdae hyung will be a good companion

Chanyeol: Yeah

Chanyeol: He actually uses his brain

Sehun: Yixing hyung will probably emrbace his new life and become one with the nature

Sehun: and get eaten while sleeping

Suho: do they know that you guys talk about them like this behind their backs?

Baekhyun: don't worry,hyung

Baekhyun: they probably badmouth us too ^^

Suho: that is not the point...

Suho: then what about Luhan hyung?

Chanyeol: The whole of China will go on search if Luhan hyung goes missing

D.O: Pretty sure Junmyeon hyung will be in the lead

Chanyeol: he is obsessed ^^

Suho: Kyungsoo

Suho: weren't you looking for me?

D.O: No?

Suho: then why did you ask where i was?

D.O: just because

Baekhyun: because you didn't want to run into him?

D.O: i am not you

Kai: he brought me lunch,hyung

Kai: my wasit is being bad again,and i don't really want to go out

Suho: don't push yourself too hard,Jongin

Kai: that is the only thing i know,hyung

Suho: i know

Suho: hold on,isn't Sehun with you?

Kai: No?

Suho: Sehun,where are you?

Sehun: i don't know

Suho: don't do this to me,Sehun ah T.T

Baekhyun: he is in the bathroom

Baekhyun: probably pooping

D.O: People are trying to eat here!

Now,tell me

Who would you pick? ^^

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