I love eating

Enjoy~

Suho: has anyone did anything today?

Suho: you know they are coming back tomorrow

Suho: maybe we should do something nice for them

Suho: like actually clean up the place and take showers and wait for them with food

Sehun: I can't

Suho: why?

Sehun: I'm growing

Suho: and?

Sehun: my bones hurt

Baekhyun: this kid is making fun of my height

Sehun: I can't help it, when you are long as my legs

Chanyeol: I'm so tired, I think I'm gonna be sick

Suho: why?

D.O: I strangled him

Suho: why? T.T

D.O: he was pissing me off

Kai: u didn't have to kill him just because he called you cute

Suho: seriously, they are gonna think we don't care if we welcome them with home that stinks worse than a pig's hole

Baekhyun: they know we hate them

D.O: what is the problem?

Suho: why do you two only agree on things like this?

Sehun: they r both shorter than my legs

Baekhyun: can I kill this kid?

Suho: no

D.O: what about me?

Suho: don't kill Sehun

Suho: or anyone at that matter

D.O: what am I, an addicted killer?

Chanyeol: u did try to kill me several times ...

Kai: I should really clean up Kris hyung's bed

Sehun: to be honest, u should all do something

Sehun: I didn't lift a finger to dirty up this place

Baekhyun: more like u literally didn't lift a finger in the past week

D.O: maybe we can cook? 

D.O: it would be nice to eat home cooked meal

Baekhyun: since they are not here

Baekhyun: let's talk bad stuff about them

Chanyeol: why?

Baekhyun: that is what people usually do, I saw it on movies

Sehun: to be honest, I only liked Yixing hyung from the start

Kai: that is not including us, right?

Sehun: of course it does

Sehun: out of you 11, Yixing hyung is the best

Suho: I thought I was the best one for you?

Sehun: I lied. Don't trust me, hyung

D.O: what is wrong with us? I know Yixing hyung is cute and all

Sehun: Yifan hyung looked like he would strangle me in my sleep

Sehun: turns out Kyungsoo hyung was the one who would really do that

Sehun: I thought Jongin was cool, then he turned out to be really boring

Kai: thanks

Sehun: Minseok hyung and Luhan hyung cannot be trusted with those faces

Sehun: how can they be 4 years older than me? does that make sense?

Chanyeol: what about Tao, your best friend?

Sehun: he looked so creepy, I didn't want to talk to him

Sehun: I thought Chanyeol hyung had a serious problem

Sehun: and Baekhyun hyung was like he was high from some happy pills or something

Chanyeol: he really was so hyper, annoying and so tiny ^^

Baekhyun: I didn't grow a single cm ever since I met you, you know

Chanyeol: yeah, u r still so tiny

D.O: that was the point of Sehun's joke

Kai: to be honest

Kai: I thought Kyungsoo was really scary

Chanyeol: we know

D.O: how many times r u gonna tell us this?

Suho: what did you do to Jongin though? 

D.O: nothing

D.O: as time passed he found out that I didn't kill anyone

Baekhyun: yet

D.O: ever

Kai: I thought Sehun was an idiot

Kai: he always had cold and blank expression

Sehun: u would have had the same expression if you got stuck with a boring dude who doesn't know anything but dancing

Kai: I thought u loved me

Sehun: I lied, don't trust me

Baekhyun: I thought Junmyeon hyung was a young manager or something

Baekhyun: but he looks older than his age, I was really surprised to know he is only a 91-liner

Suho: weren't you guys suppose talk badly about M?

Sehun: right

Kai: except Tao and Jongdae hyung

Kai: all had good impressions

Kai: Jongdae hyung looked really old. These days, he looks his age though

Chanyeol: Tao's laughter was the biggest shock of my life

Suho: why? he is cute

Chanyeol: of course you would think like that​

D.O: I thought Tao and Sehun were dating

Sehun: I thought u put curse on Jongin

Kai: Baekhyun hyung's sleeping habits were amazing

Baekhyun: says the one who can probably sleep while getting shot

Chanyeol: seriously, u were sleeping face flat on the hard floor

Chanyeol: I thought u fainted while dancing or something

Suho: T.T kids, let's get something done today, okay?

Suho: wouldn't you feel happy if you came to a clean home after a trip?

Sehun: I guess I can clean up a bit

Sehun: they have been earning money after all ...

Sehun: Baekhyun hyung is still in bed

Sehun:

D.O: take a picture

Baekhyun: u don't need a picture

Baekhyun: just say it and I'll take off my clothes for you ^^

Chanyeol: go to sleep, get some rest, u r losing it

Baekhyun: yeah,

Baekhyun: I think so, too

Kai: I really was really really afraid of Kyungsoo

Sehun: we know!

This chapter is a disgrace

Bye~