Morning Insults.

EXO-K Text Messages

 

 

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Don't take these texts too seriously or lightly, just have fun...

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Sehun: i got this toy

 

Sehun: it is so cute and small and has this annoying expression on its face

Sehun: and I couldn't understand if I loved it or wanted to throw it out the window

Sehun: then I saw Baekhyun hyung this morning

Sehun: found why it seemed to familiar

Baekhyun: and?

Sehun: I threw it out the window

Baekhyun: why are you doing this? it is not even noon yet

Sehun: are you okay? I was just joking

Baekhyun: oh, I'm fine

Baekhyun: just stepped on a pile of poo earlier.

Baekhyun: so sorry

Baekhyun: didn't mean to step on your face

Suho: seriously, just how old are you guys?

Suho: that is elementary school level jokes

D.O: Sehun

D.O: I'll side with you one this side

Sehun: why am I feeling uneasy?

Baekhyun: oh come on, Kyungsoo! You love me!

D.O: no, I don't. I wanna kill you

D.O: as I have stated many times before

Baekhyun: because I shouldn't be anyone's if I'm not yours?

D.O: nice try, but no

Kai: I'll back you up, hyung

Baekhyun: seriously?

Baekhyun: aren't you Kyungsoo's secret admirer?

Kai: who? that ugly smurf?

D.O: Hello, Kim Jongin

Kai: Do Kyungsoo ssi

Suho: are you serious?

Chanyeol: what happened to you two?

D.O: I don't wanna talk about it

Kai: Chicken

D.O:

Suho: as your hyung

Suho: I'm out of this

Baekhyun: good. So me and Jongin

Sehun: against me and Kyungsoo hyung

Baekhyun: Chanyeol, dude, back us up

Chanyeol: I love you, but I gotta life to live

D.O: I promise I won't try to murder you for a year, Chanyeol hyung.

Chanyeol: did you just call me hyung? did you drink? r u drink?

Chanyeol: anyway

Chanyeol: I'd rather see you guys kill each other off

Kai: wise move

Suho: what do you even mean by "back me up". What does it suppose to mean?

Baekhyun: I thought you were out ^^

Suho: I would be more proud of myself if I was friends with grasshoppers

Sehun: what are we teaming up for again?

D.O: to insult the out of Kim Jongin

Baekhyun: what did he do? cheat on you?

D.O: so many useless people on the world,

Baekhyun: I know!

Kai: Sehun, I think we were going to insult each other?

Sehun: Oh yeah, I was pissing Baekhyun hyung off

D.O: Focus, maknae

Suho: the moment is gone, you idiots

Sehun: No, it's not

Sehun: also, Baekhyun hyung

Sehun: I didn't throw it out the window

Baekhyun: huh?

Sehun: I smashed it with a hammer

Sehun: it was satisfying

Baekhyun: so is ing

Baekhyun: but you don't see me talking about it

D.O: actually, you do

D.O: all the time

Suho: I'm gonna resign

Kai: wait, we have the afternoon off? somebody clear up this schedule board

Kai: and stop drawing on it

Chanyeol: I was bored

Sehun: then you're always bored

Baekhyun: don't act like you don't like it

Suho: a toddler would be more helpful

Suho: and quieter

Suho: and smarter

Kai: okay, I'm gonna sleep

Baekhyun: hey, don't leave me alone on the battle field

Kai: but hyung

Kai: sleep

Kai: you know how much I love sleep

Chanyeol: almost as much as you love Kyungsoo

Kai: Kyungsoo who?

Suho: u guys seriously still fighting over that?

Baekhyun: what are they fighting over?

Sehun: baby name?

D.O: don't make me kill a comrade, Sehun

Sehun: ^^ 

Kai: alright, bye

Kai: don't wake me up

D.O: sleep tight

Kai: I'm sorry

D.O: me too

Sehun: how come Junmyeon hyung gets to know why u were fighting?

Baekhyun: hair cut

Baekhyun: done

Suho: oh, wait there

Suho: we'll pick you up on the way

Baekhyun: we?

Suho: Chanyeol is with me

Suho: he fell asleep though ,he is literally drooling all over his shirt

Baekhyun: that is my husband you're talking about

Baekhyun: wipe his mouth!

Sehun: finally accepting your faith, eh?

Baekhyun: it is so much easier than fighting against it

D.O: wait

D.O: Junmyeon hyung

D.O: did you guys leave without me?

Suho: oh, crap

Suho: I knew we were forgetting something

Suho: hang on ^^ stay still and wait

 

 

 

 

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mistymountains 193 streak #1
Nice story!
ImInLoveWithKyungsoo
#2
Chapter 17: Why? i love this so much this is so original T.T I respect your decision but I hope you decide to write more on the future. fighting!
lostofinspiration #3
Love your writing style for these.
FlameringSpaz
#4
congratulations on getting featured
ShakPlanet
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Congrats girl
anieysahlolly
#6
congratulations authornim!
springjasmine91
#7
Chapter 16: Awesome ending! Well done
Joo-Mi #8
congrats!
zerodegree
#9
congratulations!
tartagliass
#10
congrats!