Morning Insults.
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Sehun: i got this toy
Sehun: it is so cute and small and has this annoying expression on its face
Sehun: and I couldn't understand if I loved it or wanted to throw it out the window
Sehun: then I saw Baekhyun hyung this morning
Sehun: found why it seemed to familiar
Baekhyun: and?
Sehun: I threw it out the window
Baekhyun: why are you doing this? it is not even noon yet
Sehun: are you okay? I was just joking
Baekhyun: oh, I'm fine
Baekhyun: just stepped on a pile of poo earlier.
Baekhyun: so sorry
Baekhyun: didn't mean to step on your face
Suho: seriously, just how old are you guys?
Suho: that is elementary school level jokes
D.O: Sehun
D.O: I'll side with you one this side
Sehun: why am I feeling uneasy?
Baekhyun: oh come on, Kyungsoo! You love me!
D.O: no, I don't. I wanna kill you
D.O: as I have stated many times before
Baekhyun: because I shouldn't be anyone's if I'm not yours?
D.O: nice try, but no
Kai: I'll back you up, hyung
Baekhyun: seriously?
Baekhyun: aren't you Kyungsoo's secret admirer?
Kai: who? that ugly smurf?
D.O: Hello, Kim Jongin
Kai: Do Kyungsoo ssi
Suho: are you serious?
Chanyeol: what happened to you two?
D.O: I don't wanna talk about it
Kai: Chicken
D.O:
Suho: as your hyung
Suho: I'm out of this
Baekhyun: good. So me and Jongin
Sehun: against me and Kyungsoo hyung
Baekhyun: Chanyeol, dude, back us up
Chanyeol: I love you, but I gotta life to live
D.O: I promise I won't try to murder you for a year, Chanyeol hyung.
Chanyeol: did you just call me hyung? did you drink? r u drink?
Chanyeol: anyway
Chanyeol: I'd rather see you guys kill each other off
Kai: wise move
Suho: what do you even mean by "back me up". What does it suppose to mean?
Baekhyun: I thought you were out ^^
Suho: I would be more proud of myself if I was friends with grasshoppers
Sehun: what are we teaming up for again?
D.O: to insult the out of Kim Jongin
Baekhyun: what did he do? cheat on you?
D.O: so many useless people on the world,
Baekhyun: I know!
Kai: Sehun, I think we were going to insult each other?
Sehun: Oh yeah, I was pissing Baekhyun hyung off
D.O: Focus, maknae
Suho: the moment is gone, you idiots
Sehun: No, it's not
Sehun: also, Baekhyun hyung
Sehun: I didn't throw it out the window
Baekhyun: huh?
Sehun: I smashed it with a hammer
Sehun: it was satisfying
Baekhyun: so is ing
Baekhyun: but you don't see me talking about it
D.O: actually, you do
D.O: all the time
Suho: I'm gonna resign
Kai: wait, we have the afternoon off? somebody clear up this schedule board
Kai: and stop drawing on it
Chanyeol: I was bored
Sehun: then you're always bored
Baekhyun: don't act like you don't like it
Suho: a toddler would be more helpful
Suho: and quieter
Suho: and smarter
Kai: okay, I'm gonna sleep
Baekhyun: hey, don't leave me alone on the battle field
Kai: but hyung
Kai: sleep
Kai: you know how much I love sleep
Chanyeol: almost as much as you love Kyungsoo
Kai: Kyungsoo who?
Suho: u guys seriously still fighting over that?
Baekhyun: what are they fighting over?
Sehun: baby name?
D.O: don't make me kill a comrade, Sehun
Sehun: ^^
Kai: alright, bye
Kai: don't wake me up
D.O: sleep tight
Kai: I'm sorry
D.O: me too
Sehun: how come Junmyeon hyung gets to know why u were fighting?
Baekhyun: hair cut
Baekhyun: done
Suho: oh, wait there
Suho: we'll pick you up on the way
Baekhyun: we?
Suho: Chanyeol is with me
Suho: he fell asleep though ,he is literally drooling all over his shirt
Baekhyun: that is my husband you're talking about
Baekhyun: wipe his mouth!
Sehun: finally accepting your faith, eh?
Baekhyun: it is so much easier than fighting against it
D.O: wait
D.O: Junmyeon hyung
D.O: did you guys leave without me?
Suho: oh, crap
Suho: I knew we were forgetting something
Suho: hang on ^^ stay still and wait
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