Talking Behind Their Backs.
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Suho: has anyone did anything today?
Suho: you know they are coming back tomorrow
Suho: maybe we should do something nice for them
Suho: like actually clean up the place and take showers and wait for them with food
Sehun: I can't
Suho: why?
Sehun: I'm growing
Suho: and?
Sehun: my bones hurt
Baekhyun: this kid is making fun of my height
Sehun: I can't help it, when you are long as my legs
Chanyeol: I'm so tired, I think I'm gonna be sick
Suho: why?
D.O: I strangled him
Suho: why? T.T
D.O: he was pissing me off
Kai: u didn't have to kill him just because he called you cute
Suho: seriously, they are gonna think we don't care if we welcome them with home that stinks worse than a pig's hole
Baekhyun: they know we hate them
D.O: what is the problem?
Suho: why do you two only agree on things like this?
Sehun: they r both shorter than my legs
Baekhyun: can I kill this kid?
Suho: no
D.O: what about me?
Suho: don't kill Sehun
Suho: or anyone at that matter
D.O: what am I, an addicted killer?
Chanyeol: u did try to kill me several times ...
Kai: I should really clean up Kris hyung's bed
Sehun: to be honest, u should all do something
Sehun: I didn't lift a finger to dirty up this place
Baekhyun: more like u literally didn't lift a finger in the past week
D.O: maybe we can cook?
D.O: it would be nice to eat home cooked meal
Baekhyun: since they are not here
Baekhyun: let's talk bad stuff about them
Chanyeol: why?
Baekhyun: that is what people usually do, I saw it on movies
Sehun: to be honest, I only liked Yixing hyung from the start
Kai: that is not including us, right?
Sehun: of course it does
Sehun: out of you 11, Yixing hyung is the best
Suho: I thought I was the best one for you?
Sehun: I lied. Don't trust me, hyung
D.O: what is wrong with us? I know Yixing hyung is cute and all
Sehun: Yifan hyung looked like he would strangle me in my sleep
Sehun: turns out Kyungsoo hyung was the one who would really do that
Sehun: I thought Jongin was cool, then he turned out to be really boring
Kai: thanks
Sehun: Minseok hyung and Luhan hyung cannot be trusted with those faces
Sehun: how can they be 4 years older than me? does that make sense?
Chanyeol: what about Tao, your best friend?
Sehun: he looked so creepy, I didn't want to talk to him
Sehun: I thought Chanyeol hyung had a serious problem
Sehun: and Baekhyun hyung was like he was high from some happy pills or something
Chanyeol: he really was so hyper, annoying and so tiny ^^
Baekhyun: I didn't grow a single cm ever since I met you, you know
Chanyeol: yeah, u r still so tiny
D.O: that was the point of Sehun's joke
Kai: to be honest
Kai: I thought Kyungsoo was really scary
Chanyeol: we know
D.O: how many times r u gonna tell us this?
Suho: what did you do to Jongin though?
D.O: nothing
D.O: as time passed he found out that I didn't kill anyone
Baekhyun: yet
D.O: ever
Kai: I thought Sehun was an idiot
Kai: he always had cold and blank expression
Sehun: u would have had the same expression if you got stuck with a boring dude who doesn't know anything but dancing
Kai: I thought u loved me
Sehun: I lied, don't trust me
Baekhyun: I thought Junmyeon hyung was a young manager or something
Baekhyun: but he looks older than his age, I was really surprised to know he is only a 91-liner
Suho: weren't you guys suppose talk badly about M?
Sehun: right
Kai: except Tao and Jongdae hyung
Kai: all had good impressions
Kai: Jongdae hyung looked really old. These days, he looks his age though
Chanyeol: Tao's laughter was the biggest shock of my life
Suho: why? he is cute
Chanyeol: of course you would think like that
D.O: I thought Tao and Sehun were dating
Sehun: I thought u put curse on Jongin
Kai: Baekhyun hyung's sleeping habits were amazing
Baekhyun: says the one who can probably sleep while getting shot
Chanyeol: seriously, u were sleeping face flat on the hard floor
Chanyeol: I thought u fainted while dancing or something
Suho: T.T kids, let's get something done today, okay?
Suho: wouldn't you feel happy if you came to a clean home after a trip?
Sehun: I guess I can clean up a bit
Sehun: they have been earning money after all ...
Sehun: Baekhyun hyung is still in bed
Sehun:
D.O: take a picture
Baekhyun: u don't need a picture
Baekhyun: just say it and I'll take off my clothes for you ^^
Chanyeol: go to sleep, get some rest, u r losing it
Baekhyun: yeah,
Baekhyun: I think so, too
Kai: I really was really really afraid of Kyungsoo
Sehun: we know!
This chapter is a disgrace
Bye~
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