Sica: Gah, I can’t stay still!

Jjong: You have never been to Paris before?

Sica: I have, but I have never been there with a boy.

Jjong: I’ve been with a girl.

Sica: What?! Your ex…

Jjong: MY MOM!

Sica: Sorry!

Jjong: No, no, it’s OK! It will be a bit cold there, so prepare yourself.

Sica: OK, but I don’t have many clothes though.

Jjong: You work for SPAO Company and you don’t have many clothes?

Sica: I’m not a shopping aholic.

Jjong: You’re lying. C’mon, everyday I’ve met you, you have come with a new outfit.

Sica: I have summer clothes, but not winter ones.

Jjong: Princess, I said that in Paris it’s A BIT cold, it’s not freezing! However, we can buy clothes there.

Sica: Mmmmm, OK. Oh, we’re here!

Jjong: Should I come upstairs or…

Sica: You’re the weather expert, so you have to help me find the clothes.

Jjong: Got it!

…

Sica: Knock, knock!

Krystal: Coming!

Sica: Key’s not here?

Krystal: Why should he?

Sica: …………………….. never mind.

Krystal: Woah, Jonghyun oppa’s here too! Why is Jonghyun oppa here?

Sica: He’ll help me chose the clothes I’ll wear.

Krystal: What clothes?

Sica: Clothes for Paris.

Krystal: PARIS?!

Sica: Yepp, tomorrow we will head to Paris.

Krystal: Lucky older sister with a handsome millionaire boyfriend! >.<

Sica: You boyfriend is handsome and rich too.

Krystal: I don’t have a boyfriend.

Sica: OK, as you wish.

Jjong: Now that it’s summer, why don’t you go on a trip with your friends?

Krystal: With who and where?

Jjong:  Taeyeon, Key, Sooyoung, Yuri, Yoona and surely Minho… you know the reason why Minho would come. Plus, your best friend at school.

Krystal: Yeah, Sulli, but where do we find money?

Jjong: I can give it to you.

Sica: Are you planning to die without a single coin in your hand?!

Jjong: I’ve been saving money since I was twelve and I had and have a good job.

Krystal: No, no thank you oppa, but we will do that trip with our money.

Jjong: OK. By the way, when is your birthday?

Krystal: October 24. Why?

Jjong: No, nothing, since you’re Jessica’s sister, I should know your birthday.

Krystal: OK. Now go and pack.

Sica: Yes, sir!

…

Jjong: So, this is your room?

Sica: Yes.

Jjong: It’s cool indeed.

Sica: Thanks!

(After 1 hour)

Jjong: Now stop. Don’t get more clothes.

Sica: What?! I only got like two T-shirts and a pair of jeans.

Jjong: For one hour, you got only these, imagine if you took more. Plus, I already told you that we will buy there.

Sica: OK, OK. Now, what are we gonna do?

Jjong: Let’s have some fun today! Let’s play Cyrano!

Sica: Cyrano?! What’s this game?

Jjong: You know the drama that SNSD’s Sooyoung is playing in? They make people fall in love. Let’s do this to Krystal and Key.

Sica: How old are you? 4?

Jjong: C’mon, we can do this today and after a week, when we come back from Paris, we will see the results.

Sica: OK, so what are we gonna do?

Jjong: Let’s call everybody, in order to say them goodbye and Key and Krystal will be there. Then, since Key is my best friend and Krystal is your sister, we will have to stay with them more and since everybody knows that we are dating, they will understand if we stay only the two of us so KeyStal is left alone.

Sica: You think so fast!

Jjong: I know right? It’ll be fun!