a/n – did I mention I love you guys? No? Well I do. Even though you guys probably hate me for the lack of updates but that doesn’t really matter because the comments to the last chapter made me think, ‘Ahh..my readers think like me when it comes to final pairing..LOL’

Jaejoong wrinkles his nose as something tickles his face. When the stupid object doesn’t go away, Jaejoong groans and pries his tied eyes open, waking up to dark brown hair almost shoved into his face and something holding him tightly…he didn’t mind the warmth but it still, the closeness freaked him out a little bit more than it should. He blinked his eyes, willing the drowsiness away only to see that Yunho is the one holding on to him, well more like hugging him.

Very  Intimately

“Yah! What the heck! Let go of me!” Jaejoong huffed as he tried to push Yunho away only to have the arms tighten around him.

Yunho mumbled in his sleep as he scoots even closer and thus pulling Jaejoong to him, burying his head in Jaejoong’s chest, “Mmmm…bambi…stop moving…”

“YAH! I am not your plushie!!!!”

“Mmmm…bambi….daddy wants to sleep some more…”

“Who’s your bambi!!!! Let go you oaf!”

Somewhere in the middle of the game of tug-of-war, Jaejoong’s knee crashed into Yunho’s very much unprotected crown jewels and then there was a howling and gasping Yunho clutching his crotch while thrashing all over the futon and the surrounding floor, wondering why the hell his sleep doll Bambi was suddenly alive and with a killer kick while Jaejoong composed himself and walked out of their shared room….leaving the man and his jewels behind, ignoring the pained whisper, “Am-bu-lance”

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Donghae watches the two best friends walk in front of him as the class breaks for lunch. He grunts completely un-donghae-like as Eunhyuk loops an arm around Junsu and the two laughs at something before Eunhyuk lands a smack on Junsu’s only to have the dolphin like boy clutch onto his behind and whine as Heechul joins them in their journey towards the cafeteria.

“Is it his ? Is that why he won’t fall in love with me? But my is perky and jiggle-y too. Why won’t he smack my like that? I’ll let him. He can do it over and over again. He can squish it too…and play with it…I won’t mind”

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“No it can’t be his . Mine is obviously the best…” Donghae ponders while still watching the trio now at the far end of the corridor.

“I prefer like Eunhyuk’s though,” Kyuhyun says from behind him and Donghae gasps as he turns around, finger pointing accusingly at the class prefect, “I KNEW IT! I SO KNEW IT! YOU LIKE EUNHYUKKIE!!”

“What!”

“What?”

“Who said anything about liking Eunhyuk? I just like his . Now move, you’re blocking the doorway!” and shoving the sputtering fish aside, Kyuhyun struts out, face in a calm smirk yet if you l