What's So Funny Kibum?

The Art of Jealousy

        Sooo, that did really just happen? Great! One of the closest friends I have just stared at my junk. COOL! Nope, it's all good. I'm not embarrassed. Ok, I'm totally embarrassed. How can I go back in there clothed? I was an idiot for walking out undressed in the first place. I could have at least put on a pair of briefs, but nope. Stupid Minnie here, just going au naturale into a room with another man after realizing that I'm gay. Nice one. I've got other things to worry about. Now that I'm in a period of self realization, maybe I should change my look.

        I clothed myself. A white lowcut V-neck T-shirt that I borrowed from Jjong Hyung, black ripped skinny jeans and a chained belt that dropped over my left thigh. Nice. Now, to do somethin' about this ty mess on top of my head. I grabbed another towel from the small shelf above the toilet and proceeded to dry my hair more. I walked three steps to the small closet adjacent from the sink and mirror and took out styling gel, flat irons, a small rat-tail comb, a blow dryer, a round brush, and some clippers. All of this stuff was purchased by Key hyung, but everyone uses it anyway. He throws a little temper tantrum for like three seconds before Jjong distracts him with something pointless. I position everything on the sink and smile. Time to do work

        Being the style guru that I am, I start with completely drying my hair with the blow dryer. It straightens, and I can see the dirty blonde color in my hair beginning to fade. I set the blow dryer aside, and begin to take the comb and part my hair. I'm deciding to go for a faux hawk style. I part two sections away from the very front and top of my head. I gather the remainder of my hair into a small ponytail to keep them from being cut. I plug in the clippers and start to gradually shave the sides. This takes me a good 20 minutes. Once I'm satisfied, I released the ponytail and my hair was much longer than the sides. I trimmed it a little and plugged in Key hyung's bedazzled pink flat irons. That's Key hyung for you; the only man I know who bedazzles everything he owns. I began to flat iron my sandy blonde hair. It was coming together nicely. I tidied up the back of my head and voila! After a good hour, some styling gel and careful precision, I was finished

        I cleaned up the mess and burshed my shoulders off. I placed everything back where I got it from. Once I was in the hall I started to walk towards my room. I then remembered; it's OUR room. I quickly turned around and headed into the living room. I was greeted to everyone sitting on the couch watching an episode of Running Man. I ING LOVE THIS SHOW. I looked and saw that the only seat open was the one next to Minho hyung. Reluctantly, I took it. I sat slowly and awkwardly. Everyone was so into the show that they didn't even notice me enter the room and cop a squat. I became enamored with the show as well. It drew me in and caused laughter through out our dorm.

        Soon, a commercial appeared onscreen. I jumped when Key hyung screamed. We all looked at him concerningly. He laughed uncontrollably.

"Yah! What the hell is your problem?" Jonghyun hyung said as he removed his arm from around him.

        All he did was laugh harder.

"Kibum, what the ? I'm old. You can't scare me like that." Onew hyung whined.

"What's so funny?" I asked sheepishly.

        Everyone turned and almost in unison, yelled just like Key hyung, warranting a shriek out of me from the sudden startlement. They began laughing.

"Whaaaa~" I whined.

"Tae, we didn't recognize you. At all. Like, what did you do to your hair? It looks dope and all, but damn. I thought you were a stranger just chillin' on the couch with us." Jjong said.

"Oh.." I responded. They laughed hard. I didn't really find it all that funny. I mean it's just a haircut.

 

 

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Hey, so it's been a while. I'm not even sure if you guys are still reading this. It's legit been like 2-3 years since i last updated a fic. I was taking a couple of days off for a break, but that break became months, and eventually....2-3 years. Whoops. Let me know if you want me to continue this fic.

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Rijat1 #1
Chapter 11: Please taekai ❤️
Shama14 #2
:o...............
emilysername #3
Chapter 11: Will this end up as Taekai or 2min? And I love it if you keep updating.
woosansweetkins #4
This is taekai or 2min?
Djatasma
#5
Chapter 11: Oh and yes continue
iamcinta
#6
Chapter 11: i like this story...so hopefully u can continue ^^
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Djatasma
#7
Chapter 11: This is super cute!
Krease99
#8
Chapter 11: OMG you updated! Continue this please. I wanna read it ^^
MugiwaraNoMiwa
#9
Let it be a TAEKAI fanfic pleaaaaaaaaasssseeeeee TT.TT
Krease99
#10
Chapter 7: Taemin will train exo! :D now he finally meets Jongin ^^ Taekai FTW! XD