*** kim jongin *** had just signed in.

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` had just signed in.

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

its almost the holiday season huh

tis the season to be in jolly

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

falalalala

lalalala

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

everyones ing gone for vacation

this chatrooms getting boring

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

yea

too quiet

wheres krissy?

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

hes in ing vegas

with his family

vegas

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

yea vegas

seouls where its at

what about joonmyun?

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

youre not gonna believe this

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

?

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

africa

HES IN FREAKING AFRICA

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

why is he in africa

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

I DONT KNOW

WHY WOULD HE SPEND CHRISTMAS IN AFRICA

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

hes always into those places anyway

remember that time he went to new zealand or smth

and came back suuuuUUUUPER TANNED

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

looked like a in retard, yes i remember

not that he doesnt already look like one

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

sehuns in japan

with luhan

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

WHAT

ON THEIR HONEYMOON??????????

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

IDK MAN

its just the two of them

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

how cute

wheres kyungsoo?

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

he went back to goyang to visit his family

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

lol and you werent invited?

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

HEY

I WAS

BUT I SAID NO BCS I KNOW HE WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIS FAMILY

I WAS BEING CONSIDERATE

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

suuuuure

well minseoks in frickin canada again

so here we are now

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

any news about peachy boy?

is he like back in china or something

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

yep

till after new years

so much for getting drunk with us while doing the countdown

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

aw man

this

chanyeols ing gone too

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

he and baek are getting cuter and cuter tho

so i guess i can tolerate that

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

do u think they ed already?

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

maybe

chanyeols is frickin huge

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

yea

why are we talking about chanyeols

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

CAUSE ITS SO BORING WITHOUT EVERYONE ELSE HERE

AND I WANT TO DIE

 

UNICORN had just signed in.

 

UNICORN says:

oh hi guys!

happy early xmas!

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

YIXING

OH MY ING GOD

THANK GOODNESS YOURE HERE

 

UNICORN says:

...okay?

haha, i didnt know you missed me that much

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

where have you been man?

 

UNICORN says:

nowhere

my laptop broke and i just had the chance to buy a new one yesterday

your fonts look a little weird btw

so hows the festive season coming along?

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

ITS ING BORING

BUT NOT ANYMORE NOW THAT YOURE HERE

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

youre not gonna go anywhere?

maybe visit your family in china?

 

UNICORN says:

nope, theyre coming here actually

next week

just in time for christmas :D

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

man youre so cute i feel bad bullying you

 

UNICORN says:

…what?

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

yea man ure so frickin cute

why did u choose joonmyun out of all of us

i can treat you better

buy u flowers

treat you out to crepes

u name it xing

 

UNICORN says:

ah, im flattered! thankyou

youre a good friend jongdae :D

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

jesus ing christ

 

UNICORN says:

but id feel bad if you buy me stuff

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

yea, dae

and you have minseok remember?

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

it could be a secret between us

just u n me

beneath the moonlight

as i whisper lightly into your ear…

 

UNICORN says:

haha sorry my ears are a little ticklish

so id appreciate it if you dont do that

you can whisper normally tho!

although i dont see why u should bcs we can just talk

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

we can wear traditionals kimonos bcs im classy like that

oh wait id rather have us be fully

we can cuddle under the blanket and whisper sweet nothings to each other

 

UNICORN says:

but we might catch a cold

i’d be really sad if u got sick

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

wow are you ignoring me

im right here you know

 

UNICORN says:

oh dont worry jongin im not ignoring you ^__^

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

oh i wasnt talking about u xing

dont worry bout it youre fine

 

UNICORN says:

are u sure? :(

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

yea no worries

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

oh god zhang yixing i think i love you

 

UNICORN says:

i love you too!!

youre one of my bestest best friend

u too jongin!!

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

*facepalms*

im gonna go look for food

u guys talk

 

*** kim jongin *** changed his/her status to Be Right Back.

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

where were we my love?

 

UNICORN says:

hahaha, youre funny

so what are you doing right now?

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

thinking of u

and writhing

 

UNICORN says:

why would i be and writhing?

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

oh would u really like to know

*winks seductively*

* lips*

 

UNICORN says:

?

r u ok?

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

im not, i think im sick

heartsick

 

UNICORN says:

oh oh my god

do u want me to call an ambulance for u?

i’ll be right over!!!

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

YIXING GODDAMNIT

IM FINE

I WAS TRYING TO FLIRT WITH U OK

 

UNICORN says:

oh… sorry i cant

i miss joonmyun

haha, sorry

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

oh for s sake

its fine

u dont need to apologize

i have a bf too

but really, if we were both single

id totally make a move on you

 

UNICORN says:

aw, thank you :)

maybe

in a different universe

u and i are together

who knows?

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

id like that, actually

i mean

u can cook and stuff

and clean the house

u’d make the perfect housewife

nOT THAT IM DISCRIMATING GENDERS OR ANYTHING

 

UNICORN says:

haha, i love your sense of humor dae

youre funny, no wonder you have so many friends

im glad we’re friends

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

yixing if u continue talking like that i swear

 

*** kim jongin *** changed his/her status to Online.

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

ay wassup

wait imma read what u guys were talking bout

 

UNICORN says:

did u get food?

im getting pretty hungry actually…

im gonna sign out now

talk to u guys later!

:D merry christmaaaaaas!

 

UNICORN had just signed out.

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

YOU YIXING

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

HOLY U GUYS HAHAHAHA

R U SERIOUSLY HITTING ON HIM

DO U WANT JOONMYUN TO HIRE HITMEN TO KILL U

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

I CANT HELP IT HES SO INNOCENT AND CUTE

things with minseok havent been going well too

hes been ignoring me

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

well maybe if you werent such a he wouldnt be so cold to u

he and i talk and we’re just fine

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

yea maybe

idk

im hungry

what r u eating right now?

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

ramen

in good right here

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

maybe i’ll eat something too

hmm

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

yea eat the pain away

eat it

EEEEEEAAAAAT IT

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

brb

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` changed his/her status to Be Right Back.

 

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` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` changed his/her status to Online.

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

im back

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

AutoMessage: if i don't reply it means i fell asleep

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

well then wake the up

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

AutoMessage: if i don't reply it means i fell asleep

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

jesus christ jongin

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

AutoMessage: if i don't reply it means i fell asleep

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

fine, bye

go eat

 

*** kim jongin *** says:

AutoMessage: if i don't reply it means i fell asleep

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:

oh, happy holidays btw

see u soon, man

 

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` had just signed out.

 

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