Jongin and the Motherly Boyfie Had Just Signed In

12 Epic Fails Had Just Signed In

**** kim jongin **** had just signed in.
donut!soo had just signed in.

**** kim jongin **** says:
BABY I MISSED U
GIMME A VIRTUAL KISS
*SMOOCHES*


donut!soo says:
…seriously?
youre such a child
im tired, gimme like 10minutes
im gonna shower


**** kim jongin **** says:
NO
I DEMAND YOU TO STAY HERE AND BABY ME
KYUNGSOO
KYUNG?
KYUNGSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
BAAABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
lol that sounded like i was
teehee
kyung?
kyung did you srsly leave me?
KYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNG


donut!soo had changed his/her status to Away.

**** kim jongin **** says:
KYUNGSOO NOOOO
I NEED YOU
KYUNG
IM DYING A CROCODILE JUST BIT ME
BUT YOU WOULDNT KNOW
OH IT ATE MY LEFT LEG
NOW ITS AFTER MY RIGHT ONE
THE ONE THAT YOU WOULD HATE FOR ME TO LOSE BECAUSE I USED THAT HAND TO FINGER YOU
IM BLEEDING LIKE A GIRL ON HER PERIOD
WHAT WAS IT CALLED AGAIN
MENSTRUAL SOMETHING
RIGHT
MENSTRUAL CYCLE
I HAD THE CROCODILE GOOGLE IT FOR ME
KYUNG COME BACK HERE!!!!!!1!!!!!


donut!soo had changed his/her status to Online.

donut!soo says:
jesus christ jongin
i was showering
i had a pretty tough day today
AND DONT SAY SUCH INAPPORPRIATE THINGS


**** kim jongin **** says:
yay youre back <3~
how was the first day on the job?


donut!soo says:
it was ok
my supervisor said i did pretty well
i most likely will get accepted


**** kim jongin **** says:
YAY GOOD 4 U BABE
so proud of u
though i dont get why you wanna waste your amazing talent working in a bakery


donut!soo says:
its my favorite bakery!
ive always wanted to work there ever since i tasted their cake for the first time


**** kim jongin **** says:
ive always wanted to marry you since i tasted your lips for the first time ;)

donut!soo says:
no dont even try
you cheese


**** kim jongin **** says:
only for you babe <3

donut!soo says:
i bet you say that to all the people you date
i bet you even say it to sehun


**** kim jongin **** says:
why are you suddenly bringing up snow white?
*snow bite
OH
OMG ARE YOU JEALOUS


donut!soo says:
…no
why would i be jealous
its not like im that desperate to be your boyfriend
besides
he has lulu hyung


**** kim jongin **** says:
OMFG IM SCREENGRABBING THIS CONVO
AND SHOWING IT TO JONGDAE
OMFG YOURE JEALOUS HEEHEEHEE
YOURE SO CUTE HYUNG


donut!soo says:
youll never listen to me will you

**** kim jongin **** says:
NOPE
ADMIT IT YOURE JEALOUSSSS
YOU DON'T NEED TO BE JEALOUS HYUNG I ONLY HAVE EYES FOR YOU


donut!soo says:
fine, fine
whatever you say
did you do your homework?


**** kim jongin **** says:

I FORGOT
THERES THIS PROJECT THATS DUE TOMORROW
oh well ill just ask for an extension


donut!soo says:
KIM JONGIN
DO YOUR HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW!!!
i bet it was given to you three weeks ago and you chose to ignore it until the last day


**** kim jongin **** says:
THAT'S NOT TRUE
I WAS GOING TO INGORE IT TILL TOMORROW BUT YOU REMINDED ME


donut!soo says:
KIM JONG IN!!!!
DO IT
RIGHT NOW
or i wont make you lunch tomorrow


**** kim jongin **** says:
NO DON'T DO THIS TO ME D:
its too much work for just one night
i have to do researches and stuff


donut!soo says:
its your fault you abandoned it until the last day!
this is why i keep on reminding you to not procrastinate
sighs


**** kim jongin **** says:
…sorry :(
OH
I KNOW WHAT TO DO HYUNG
SO I CAN FINISH IT TODAY


donut!soo says:
ok then
do it
submit it tomorrow


**** kim jongin **** says:
well
i was hoping that you can come over and help me


donut!soo says:
WHAT
KIM JONGIN I JUST FINISHED MY FIRST DAY OF MY FIRST JOB
I NEED TO COOK DINNER AND PREPARE MY AND YOUR LUNCH TOMORROW


**** kim jongin **** says:
…is that a no?

donut!soo says:
BY ALL MEANS NO
you need to learn to take the responsibility for your actions


**** kim jongin **** says:
BUT HYUUUNG D:
i promise i wont do it again
pleeeeeeaseeeeeeeee?


donut!soo says:
no

**** kim jongin **** says:
PLEEEEEEEEEEEASSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

donut!soo says:
absolutely not

**** kim jongin **** says:
PLEASE
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
IM BEGGING YOU
ILL STOP TOUCHING YOU INAPPROPRIATELY WHEN WERE IN PUBLIC PLACES
PLEASE HELP ME


donut!soo says:
...youll stop touching my thighs in front of the others?

**** kim jongin **** says:
YES

donut!soo says:
and biting my ears?

**** kim jongin **** says:
YES YES YES

donut!soo says:

fine
ill be over in 15minutes



**** kim jongin **** says:
YEEEAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I LOVE YOU SOOOO MUUUCHHH HYUNGGGGG
<3<3<3<3


donut!soo says:
yeah, yeah
i love you too
ill bring over some sandwiches
you haven’t eaten have you


**** kim jongin **** says:
no…

donut!soo says:
ok ill bring extra then

**** kim jongin **** says:
YOURE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER
HAVE I TOLD U THAT


donut!soo says:
yes
like ten thousand times


**** kim jongin **** says:
i just want to make sure u remember that everyday
i love you :3


donut!soo says:
…i love you too
im signing out ok?
see you in a bit

donut!soo
 had just signed out.

**** kim jongin **** says:
BYEEEEE <3333

**** kim jongin **** 
had just signed out.

 

A/N: hi guys! :3 here's an update, as promised. oh, follow my tumblr please? bogoshipeo @ tumblr ^__^ thanks and leave me a message, i'll follow you back <3~

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seven_oh_seven
1489 streak #1
Chapter 7: I just can't with the JongBros. They're in' hilarious, man. They be getting on everyone's nerves except for Angel Xing. The boy's so pure he needs to be protected. Where's Min tho? I wanna see Min talking with the JongBros as well. This is some good stuff, man. 100/10.
Demitria_Teague #2
Chapter 7: This cracked me up.
Daffodill #3
Chapter 4: The chat! XD
Beauty_xoxo #4
Chapter 7: All of the chats make me crack!!! ><
KimHyunaTaeyeon #5
Chapter 7: Aww that's sad:( was hoping for more
KimHyunaTaeyeon #6
Chapter 6: Yixingie is so cuteee, hopefully Minnie will get a bigger role
MeepHere
#7
Chapter 1: But lol, I don't get the bulba saur part... XD
rilavipblackjack #8
Chapter 7: This is too short omgggg
Can I have more? :3
Btw,GREAT STORY U HAVE HERE TEEHEE
springjasmine91
#9
Chapter 6: The two Kim's. Really.....well done
xiuminbae #10
Chapter 7: Ah, I'm going to miss this awesome fic^^ it was really enjoyable and hilarious! !