` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` had just signed in.
wufan90 had just signed in.

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
HEEEYYY KRISSY :3
missed you at first period this morning
where on earth were you?

wufan90 says:
you
YOU AND JONGIN
BOTH OF YOU

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
oh no now
dont threaten me with a good time
if ya know what i mean ;)

wufan90 says:
youre ing sick man
why the did you do that!!!!

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
didja have fun?
8D
bet you were looking for condoms
werent you
i told taotao you dont like condoms
so he didnt bring any

wufan90 says:

NOW HE PROBABLY THINKS THAT IVE ED MANY PEOPLE
THAT HES NOT MY ONLY ONE

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
OMFG
SO YOU GUYS /DID/
I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST MERE ROLEPLAY
OH WOW WAIT
i need to send a text

wufan90 says:
THATS NOT THE POINT
NOW WERE SUSPENDED YOU !!!!1!!

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
oh but you like s
dont you~~~~

**** kim jongin **** had just signed in.

**** kim jongin **** says:
WOW KRISSY I ING SALUTE YOU
*bows down*
OH MIGHTY KRISSY TEACH ME YOUR GOOD WAYS

wufan90 says:
YOU
WE ARE SUSPENDED!!!!!1!

**** kim jongin **** says:
HEY!
its not our fault
we didnt know you both were vocals
i mean usually one vocal is enough

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
yeah
you cant blame us when taotao was the one ‘oooooh yiiifaannnnnn’

wufan90 says:
SHUT UP

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
aaaaaah~~
ooooh
nnnghhhh!
*other ual noises*

**** kim jongin **** says:
harder….
HARDER!!!!!!!
IM
WUFAN IM ING

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
HUANG ZITAO YOURE SO TIGHT
YOURE CLENCHING ME TOO HARD

wufan90 says:
U ALL

wufan90 had just signed out.

**** kim jongin **** says:
awww
krissys mad at us
T________T

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
lol
what a
hell be fine

CHANYEOL! had just signed in.

CHANYEOL! says:
guys guys guys!!!

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
what what what

CHANYEOL! says:
GUESS WHO HAS A DATE FOR THE VALENTINE DANCE???

**** kim jongin **** says:
you

CHANYEOL! says:
boo youre no fun! D:
i wanted to be the one to tell you…

**** kim jongin **** says:
youre pretty easy to guess though

CHANYEOL! says:
NO THATS NOT TRUE!

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
yes it is

CHANYEOL! says:
NO!!!1!
ok guess what colored underwear im wearing

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
pink

**** kim jongin **** says:
with a bunny on it

CHANYEOL! says:
dang you guys are good
BUT
YOULL NEVER GUESS WHO MY DATE IS

**** kim jongin **** says:
i dont want u crying again so why dont u tell us

CHANYEOL! says:
GUESS!!!

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
…are you sure?

CHANYEOL! says:
cmon, guess!!!

**** kim jongin **** says:
byun baekhyun

CHANYEOL! says:
YOU GUYS DID IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!
DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD’:

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
wtf
you asked us to guess

CHANYEOL! says:
WELL YES BUT THAT DOESNT MEAN YOU GET TO GUESS IT RIGHT
I HATE YOU

**** kim jongin **** says:
oh god
whatever

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ had just signed in.

CHANYEOL! says:
SEHUNNIE THEYRE BEING MEAN TO MEEEEEEEE
*hides behind your back*

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
…you know you cant hide behind by back right?

CHANYEOL! says:
why not?

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
we can see you
with that height of yours

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
yeah yeol
theres a reason your nicknames treeyeol

**** kim jongin **** says:
and slenderyeol

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
and jangshinyeol
oh hi sehun
you and jonginnie made up?

**** kim jongin **** says:
oh we did more than just make up
;)

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
oh off

**** kim jongin **** says:
i think you spelled ‘me’ wrong

CHANYEOL! says:
I CAN CROUCH BEHIND YOU!!!
…huh?

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
OH MY GOD
no
go away
unlike you im loyal to my little lulu
besides
we only played video games

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
how can you stay with just one ?
i mean isnt luhan tight or something

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
OH MY GOD
CAN U NOT

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
can i not what?

**** kim jongin **** says:
yeah luhans definitely tight
all chineses are
thats why their eyes are so small
except maybe krissy

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
oh you would know

CHANYEOL! says:
EWWWWWW GUYSSSS
dont be gross!
arent u all taken?

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
yeah
so?

**** kim jongin **** says:
trust me tree bark
once you start your relationship
youd want to be single again

CHANYEOL! says:
NO
nononononononono
i love baekhyun!!!
i love baekhyun
I love baekbyun
i love baekhyun
i love baekhyun
i love baekhyun
i love baekhyun
i love baekhyun
i love baekhyun

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
okok we get it
calm the down
they were just kidding

Kim Joonmyun had just signed in.

Kim Joonmyun says:
hi everyone!
have you all got dates for the valentine dance?

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
yep

**** kim jongin **** says:
totally

CHANYEOL! says:
HYUUUUUUUUNG I HAVE A DATE
:3

Kim Joonmyun says:
oh?
im so proud of you!!

CHANYEOL! says:
:DDDDDDDDD

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
whats that emoticon supposed to mean
a grinning man with multiple chins?

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
lol omg

Kim Joonmyun says:
stop bullying him
hes just happy

**** kim jongin **** says:
loosen up old man
say
is yixing good in bed?

Kim Joonmyun says:
oh definitely
WAIT
WHY ARE YOU ASKING ME THIS

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD
OH
MY
GOD

**** kim jongin **** says:
wow youre pretty easy to trick huh

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
forever the too innocent
after chanyeol, that is

**** kim jongin **** says:
hes not exactly innocent since hed had before
from a scale of 1 to 10?

Kim Joonmyun says:
IM NOT ANSWERING YOU ANYMORE

CHANYEOL! says:
OMG WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT
I AM SCARRED!!!!

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
okok
ive calmed down

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
what are you
twelve?

CHANYEOL! says:
unlike you i plan to keep my ity until marriage
with baekhyunnie that is

**** kim jongin **** says:
how are you so sure that hell say yes?
i mean
youre a pretty big dork
and many guys want baekhyun
cause hes so ing y
and his eyes are so cute

Kim Joonmyun says:
KIM JONGIN DONT SAY THAT YOULL MAKE HIM CRY!!!!

**** kim jongin **** says:
HAHAHAHAHAHA
im just kidding yeol
yeol?
yeol you there?

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
is he /that/ sensitive?

CHANYEOL! had just signed out.

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
yes
yes he is

Kim Joonmyun says:
cmon guys
cut it out
hes finally brave enough to ask baekhyun out
the least you can do is show some support

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
we motivate through demotivation ;D

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
does that even make sense

Kim Joonmyun says:
i think you owe him an apology
especially you jongin

**** kim jongin **** says:
yeah i guess i should apologize…

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
…really?

**** kim jongin **** says:
NOPE! 8D

Kim Joonmyun says:
*sighs*
im so disappointed in you
for once chanyeol actually did something instead of staring at his crush from afar like a mental asylum patient
you just /had/ to ruin it for him

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
…
wow what is this feeling

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
what feeling?

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
like somethings piercing through my chest
and stabbing me multiple times

**** kim jongin **** says:
yeah i kinda feel it too

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
oh
that's
you know
guilt
you

**** kim jongin **** says:
guilt…?

Kim Joonmyun says:
you guys are unbelievable
im gonna go comfort chanyeol now
bye

Kim Joonmyun had just signed out.

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
man i kinda feel bad
ITS ALL YOUR FAULT

**** kim jongin **** says:
/MY/ FAULT??
HE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO BELIEVE ME

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
well that's my cue
im out

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ had just signed out.

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
maybe we should say sorry?

**** kim jongin **** says:
yeah
ill text him right now
WHAT THE

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
WHAT
WHATS WHAT THE

**** kim jongin **** says:
CHANYEOL IS WHATS THE

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
WHAT THE IS WRONG WITH CHANYEOL

**** kim jongin **** says:
HE SENT ME A VIDEO
OF HIM
MAKING OUT WITH BAEKHYUN

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
OH MY ING GOD

**** kim jongin **** says:
OKOK IM GOOD NOW
…dang

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
what?

**** kim jongin **** says:
chanyeols kinda good with the tongue
i guess i underestimated him

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
send

**** kim jongin **** says:
?

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
SEND ME THE ING VIDEO DAMN IT
I WANNA SEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

**** kim jongin **** says:
oh he sent another text

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
what did he say

**** kim jongin **** says:
‘i told you! he likes me!’

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
oh my god i think i came
my undies are wet
imma go change em now
that video better be here when im back

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` had changed his/her status to Be Right Back.

**** kim jongin **** says:
…
this is sooooo going on youtube

A/N: im so sorry D: i was supposed to finish + upload this yesterday but i felt so tired and ill and i fell asleep. enjoy! the uke!line will come out soon (hopefully, if i get my ideas organized) i have a couple of exams coming up so wish me luck!

let me know what you want to see in the next update~ comment, subscribe and happy valentines day! <3~