**** kim jongin **** had just signed in.

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` had just signed in.

**** kim jongin *** says:
yo

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
sup er
didja text kris already?

**** kim jongin *** says:
yep

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
and??

**** kim jongin *** says:
ing face didnt reply
hes such a
what does peachy boy see in him anyway

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
speak for yourself
what does kyungsoo see in /you/??

**** kim jongin *** says:
oh wow youre such a good friend
i hate you

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
i love you too my cutie patootie <3

**** kim jongin *** says:
off

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
ouch D:
that broke my heart

**** kim jongin *** says:
how are you even my best friend

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
<333
*sends flying kisses*

**** kim jongin *** says:
*vomits*

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
you little i actually made kissy faces to my laptop
you ungrateful punk

wufan90 had just signed in.

**** kim jongin *** says:
KRIS
KRISSYYYYYYYY
lol krissy rhymes with sissy

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
which pretty much sums up what he is

wufan90 says:
wow
that was such a sweet welcoming guys

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
youre welcome! :D

wufan90 says:
i was being sarcastic

**** kim jongin *** says:
yeah we know
did you get my text?

wufan90 says:
yes
AND NO

**** kim jongin *** says:
WHY NOT?
IT’S A GREAT IDEA

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
YEAH!!!!1!!!!
it took us days to figure it out
YOU UNTHANKFUL HOE

wufan90 says:
HOW IS TRICKING TAOTAO TO COME TO SCHOOL WITH ME WAITING IN CLASS A GOOD IDEA!!!!???!?!?
sometimes i wonder what kind of drugs youre on

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
ok dude
its the last year of school
do something crazy so youll be memorable!

**** kim jongin *** says:
oh and dont forget to thank us in the yearbook ok
we deserve some credit

wufan90 says:
I AM NOT GOING TO DO IT
I DONT WANT TO DIRTY HIS MIND!!!

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
puhlease
peachy boy is practically a in the inside
what kind of wushu kicking y teenage boy is not a ?
do you see the way he curves his ?

**** kim jongin *** says:
hey krissy
here
free advise
from kim jong in
wait
i need a drumroll

wufan90 says:
oh god
*facepalms*

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
*drumrolls**
rolls*

wufan90 says:
JONGDAE WHAT THE ??

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
sorry man
drums were taken away by my mom
i was too loud last night
neighbors came this morning and complained that i dont deserve to play drums if i dont have any manners and respect or some like that

wufan90 says:
why were you playing drums so late at night anyway?

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
who said I was playing drums?
alone?
and not doing things related to banging the table and nearly smashing it in half?
;)

wufan90 says:
huh?

**** kim jongin *** says:
OH WOW
HIGH FIVE BRO
ID GIVE U A VIRTUAL CHEST PUMP BUT I MIGHT SMASH MY LAPTOP

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
;DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

**** kim jongin *** says:
but your neighbors are ing retards man
how can they mistaken minseoks ty moans as yours?

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
that, my friend
will forever remain a mystery

wufan90 says:
wait why are you guys talking about minseok?
weren’t we talking about you playing drums?
oh
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD KIM JONGDAE

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
jesus christ krissy youre so innocent sometimes i just wanna smack my tongue against yours

**** kim jongin *** says:
I KNOW RIGHTTTTTT
krissy is so makeoutable

wufan90 says:
HOW ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS
YOU CREEPY BASTARDS

**** kim jongin *** says:
WAIT WAIT TIME OUT
BACK TO MY FREE ADVISE FOR KRISSY

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
oh yeah
right
go ahead and have a mature talk with him while i fap to a picture of minseok i took last night

wufan90 says:
I DIDNT NEED TO KNOW THAT!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` changed his/her status to Away.

wufan90 says:
…please dont tell me hes actually going to do it

**** kim jongin *** says:
ok krissy
its as if you don’t know our jongdae :)
now where was i
oh right
it’s the last year of high school
and from what i remember after to being friends with you for god knows how long
youre still a

wufan90 says:
and your point is?????

**** kim jongin *** says:
this is the perfect opportunity to lose your ity!
duh
how stupid can you be -_-

wufan90 says:
at least i didnt fail spelling seven times in a row

**** kim jongin *** says:
I TOLD YOU TO NOT BRING THAT UP!!!!!!

wufan90 says:
i cant believe kyungsoo still wants you after that incident

**** kim jongin *** says:
SHUT UP!!!!!

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` had just changed his/her status to Online.

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
guess how many times i came

wufan90 says:
NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW HOW MANY STOP SHARING YOUR PERSONAL INFORMATION TO US

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ had just signed in.

**** kim jongin *** says:
SEHUNAAAAAAAA
*jumps in your embrace*
krissy is being mean D:

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
go away
whatever it is that he did you probably deserved it

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
ouch
that was kinda harsh, man

**** kim jongin *** says:
TT^TT
WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN
WE’VE BEEN FRIENDS SINCE THAT TIME I LEND YOU MY PANTS WHEN YOU PEED IN CLASS BACK IN FIFTH GRADE

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO NOT BRING THAT UP
YOU PIECE OF

wufan90 says:
um guys im gonna go now
theres too much profanity

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
dont act like you don’t swear a lot you worthless cow
and when are you gonna man up and peachy?!

wufan90 says:
NEVER
LEAVE ME ALONE

wufan90 had just signed out.

**** kim jongin *** says:
I JUST WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT IVE ALWAYS GOT YOUR BACK SINCE THEN
WHY CANT YOU DO THE SAME

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
I HOOKED YOU UP WITH LULUS BEST FRIEND AND YOU PRACTICALLY RUINED HIS INNOCENCE
LULU WAS MAD AT ME FOR A WEEK!!!

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
hey guys?
can we not fight here?

Kim Joonmyun had just signed in.

Kim Joonmyun says:
hi everyone! :D

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
OFF JOONMYUN WE ARE BUSY HERE

**** kim jongin **** says:
I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL OH SEHUN
I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR PRINCE AND YOU WERE MY SNOW WHITE

Kim Joonmyun says:
o…okay?
whats going on?

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
I TOLD YOU NOT TO BRING THAT NICKNAME UP EVER AGAIN EITHER!!!

**** kim jongin **** says:
THEN WHY IS YOUR MSN NAME SNOW BITE

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
the usual fight between our princesses
nothing new

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
ITS SNOW /BITE/ NOT SNOW WHITE

Kim Joonmyun says:
more like divas to me
jongin, sehun
can you guys calm down and just talk it out nicely?

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
NO

**** kim jongin *** says:
NO
THAT LITTLE BROKE MY ITTY BITTY HEART

Kim Joonmyun says:
so much profanity…

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A , HOE?

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
nah dont worry senpai tomorrow they wont even remember about this
in the mean time
are you busy?

Kim Joonmyun says:
no not really
i had just finished sorting the books out in the library
gonna go pick up yixing and were gonna go watch my little pony at his house
why?

**** kim jongin *** says:
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU!!!!


OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ says:
WELL IM NOT TALKING TO YOU EITHER
AND YOU HAVE A SMALL

OhSnowBite ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ had just signed out.

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
i forgot
youre taken

**** kim jongin *** says:
I DO /NOT/
MY IS BIGGER THAN YOURS

Kim Joonmyun says:
JONGIN THATS GROSS
wait jongdae what are you talking about?
WAIT
YOU MEAN

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
8DDDD

Kim Joonmyun says:
THAT’S DISGUSTING YOURE TAKEN TOO!!!

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
just because a goal has a goal keeper that doesnt mean you cant score ;)

Kim Joonmyun says:
youre sick, man
im out
see you in school
jongin
solve your problem with sehun soon
i dont want another cold war at lunch

Kim Joonmyun had just signed out.

**** kim jongin *** says:
UGH I HATE THAT
HE HURT MY FEELINGS
JONGDAEEEEEEEEEEEEEE~~~

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
whoa dude
you sound like kyungsoo on his period

**** kim jongin *** says:
sorry
ok im fine now
KRISSYS OFFLINE
NOW HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TRICK HIM INTO GOING TO SCHOOL

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
dude calm down
i have a plan
and this time we involve peachy boy

**** kim jongin *** says:
OMG YES
WE SHOULDVE INVOLVED HIM FROM THE BEGINNING
KRISSY WOULDVE IMMEDIATELY SAID YES

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
next time we need to recheck our blue prints
oh i gotta go
minseoks here
gonna go make minseoks bulba saur
toodles mi amore <3

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` had just signed out.

**** kim jongin **** says:
bubla saur…..?
you and your pokemon
wait
OH MY GOT I JUST GOT IT
DAMN IT JONGDAE WHY DID U SIGN OUT
U
SO MUCH OF A FRIEND YOU ARE
I WAS JUST STARTING TO GET THE JOKE

**** kim jongin **** had just signed out.

A/N: FINALLY! \m/ sorry for the super late update, it took me like five days to write this omg and there were so many mistakes and i wanted to kill myself Dx and this is not the end you guys theres gonna be a continuation with the others who didnt appear in this chapter :3 stay tuned and do subscribe!