Jongin, Jongdae and the Lovely Ladies Had Just Signed In

12 Epic Fails Had Just Signed In

; baeksprout ; had just signed in.
donut!soo had just signed in.
$$ Manchester Lunited $$ had just signed in.

UNICORN had just signed in.
` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` had just signed in.

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
why hello there ladies
lovely day were having today


$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
cut the crap jongdae
why the hell did u ask us to go online


donut!soo says:
did he just call us ladies???

; baeksprout ; says:

did he just talk with manners???

*** kim jongin *** had just signed in.

; baeksprout ; says:

whatever it is
make it quick
i need to accompany chanyeol to the dentist today


UNICORN says:
….why?

*** kim jongin *** says:
cause hes a in thats why
;D
its weird how someone so tall can act like a in girl


donut!soo says:
KIM JONGIN!!!!

*** kim jongin *** says:

OH HI KYUNGSOO <3
WAIT
JONGDAE U DIDNT TELL ME KYUNGSOO WAS ALREADY ONLINE


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
I DID
IF ONLY U BOTHERED TO READ MY IN TEXTS


$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
jesus christ why did i even agree to this

*** kim jongin *** says:

because if u dont well chop sehuns off

donut!soo says:
KIM JONGIN!!!!!!
SAY SOMETHING INAPPROPRIATE ONE MORE TIME AND I SWEAR TO GOD
NO MORE HOMEMADE LUNCH FOR U


*** kim jongin *** says:

RIGHT SORRY BABE <3
i wuff u
don't make me starve DDDD:


UNICORN says:
um
jongdae?
why isnt minseok here?
isnt he you know
one of
um
us?


$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
ZHANG YIXING ARE YOU IMPLYING SOMETHING???

; baeksprout ; says:

i think hes trying to say that minseoks one of those who clenches not s

donut!soo says:
OH MY GOD BAEKHYUN
DID U JUST


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
YEP HE DID 8D
anyway
to answer yixings question
minseoks not here cause hes
well
ON VACATION IN ING CANADA
AND HE CANT FIND WIFI CAUSE HIS PHONE IS


*** kim jongin *** says:

lol
hes just saying that so you wont bug him while he gets ed by justin bieber


donut!soo says:
THATS IT JONGIN
NO MORE LUNCH


*** kim jongin *** says:

OOPS
SORRY KYUNGIE
I DIDNT MEAN TO IT KINDA SLIPPED OUT


donut!soo says:
…fine
as long as youre sorry
and that it was an accident


; baeksprout ; says:

i srsly doubt that was an accident…

*** kim jongin *** says:
SHUT UP BEAN SPROUT

$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
OMG DID YOU JUST SAY JUSTIN BIEBER
MINSEOKS GOING TO HIS CONCERT???????
THAT TRAITOR


UNICORN says:

i had no idea that he was going to canada
my bad, sorry jongdae


; baeksprout ; says:
xing why are u apologizing u didnt do anything wrong…

UNICORN says:
really?
he sounded pretty angry…


*** kim jongin *** says:
HAHAHA YOURE SO NAIVE YIXING NO WONDER JOONMYEON LIKES U ALOT

donut!soo says:
and why may that be?

*** kim jongin *** says:

CAUSE JOONMYEONS A E IN DISGUISE, DUHHH
WAIT

THAT WAS A TEST WASNT IT
I WASNT SUPPOSED TO ANSWER WAS I


; baeksprout ; says:
HAHAHAHAHA
WHOS THE NOW
LOSER


$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
lol
finally a taste of your own medicine kim jongin
thats what u get for always fighting with sehun


*** kim jongin *** says:

ITS NOT MY FAULT YOUR BOYFRIEND LIKES MY

$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
YOU TAKE THAT BACK MOTHERER
SEHUN ONLY LIKES *MY*


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
EW TMI

UNICORN says:

guys i think we’re forgetting someone…

; baeksprout ; says:
who?

YeahABStyle had just signed in.

YeahABStyle says:

hi guys
whats going on?


*** kim jongin *** says:
HE LIKES MY LUHAN JUST IT UP
YOU WANKER
YOURE THE ONE WHO LIKES HAVING THINGS SHOVED UP YOUR


donut!soo says:
im not even going to stop you anymore…

; baeksprout ; says:

oh hi zitaooooo!

UNICORN says:
hi taozi
heres a recap
so baekhyun is taking chanyeol to the dentist
minseoks watching justin bieber in canada
luhan and jongin are fighting on whose sehun likes more
kyungsoo had attempted to stop jongin from saying inappropriate things but hes failing
and jongdae hasnt told us why he asked us to go online


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
HAHAHA HI PANDA BOY
i knew i was missing someone…
what took you so long?


YeahABStyle says:

i was watching a drama
its the season finale i just couldnt miss it


$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
hi taotao :3
NO U
U HAVE WEIRD KINKS


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
oh ok cool
lets just watch these idiots argue for a bit more ;D


*** kim jongin *** says:

OH FOR S SAKE
U AND SEHUN DO THE


; baeksprout ; says:
FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY PLEASE STOP!!!1!
jongdae
just tell us why were here
chanyeol just texted and told me hes on his way


$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
WE DO *NOT* DO THE YOU AND KYUNGSOO ARE THE ONES WHO DO THAT

donut!soo says:
luhan please
i don't even want to talk to jongin right now


*** kim jongin *** says:

DDD: BUT BABY
IM SORRY
PLS FORGIVE ME PLS IM BEGGING U


$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
…sorry

UNICORN says:

so, um
what are we doing?


YeahABStyle says:
aw, the arguments over already?
i wanted to see a bit more…


; baeksprout ; says:
HUANG ZITAO!

YeahABStyle says:
right sorry
just kidding
what are we doing now?


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
well

*** kim jongin *** says:

KYUNGSOO PLS IM SORRY
PLS TALK TO ME
BABY PLEASE


UNICORN says:
cmon kyungsoo
he said sorry
lets be the better person here


; baeksprout ; says:
wow youre such a saint
if i were you kyung id break up with him


donut!soo changed his/her status to Away.

*** kim jongin *** says:

OH NO
KYUNG BABY WHERE DID YOU GO
DON'T KILL YOURSELF
IM COMING BABE WAIT FOR ME!!!1111!!!11!!1


*** kim jongin *** had just signed out.

donut!soo changed his/her status to Online.

donut!soo says:
hi guys
sorry i was in the bathroom
hey where did jongin go?


; baeksprout ; says:

…………

$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
………………………………………………….

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
omg lol so thats where u went

UNICORN says:

he thought youre commiting suidice because of him
so hes on his way to your house now


YeahABStyle says:
probably with a giant bouquet of flowers

donut!soo says:
…aw
really?


YeahABStyle says:

guess so

; baeksprout ; says:
youre gonna forgive him??

donut!soo says:
i should be the better person…

$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
you in liar you only like the flowers

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
HAHAHA LADIES LADIES PLEASE
lets focus on the main reason why we are all here
and avoid any possible distractions


$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
about time you

; baeksprout ; says:

make it quick
chanyeols downstairs


donut!soo says:
he called you already?

; baeksprout ; says:

no hes banging on the door really loud

YeahABStyle says:
better bang hard on the door than on you

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
OH MY GOD
OOOOHH MYYYY GOOOODDDDD
*CLAPS*
I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU PEACHY BOY


UNICORN says:

thats actually kinda funny

$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
whoa you have a sense of humor?

; baeksprout ; says:

whoa you have senses?

donut!soo says:
speaking of senses
i can sense jongins presence
i gotta go soon
JONGDAE MAKE IT QUICK


` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` says:
HAHAHAHA
OKAY OKAY
THE REASON WHY I CALLED YOU ALL HERE IS BECAUSE
AREEEE YOU REEEEEADDDDYYYYY


$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
YES YOU GET ON WITH IT

` ‘ ` ‘ ` j O n g D 4 3 k ! m ` ‘ ` ‘ ` had just signed out.

; baeksprout ; says:

WHAT THE

$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
WHAT THE IS CORRECT

UNICORN says:

did he just bail on us….?

donut!soo says:
im afraid so…
ugh


YeahABStyle says:

was there even a point to this gathering?

UNICORN says:
well we found out that sehun likes jongins …

; baeksprout ; says:
YIXING!!!
HI GUYS THIS IS CHANYEOL HEEHEE
OOOOOH BAEKS KEYBOARDS ON CAPS
BAEK AND I ARE GONNA GO NOW
BYEEEEE ;D

; baeksprout ; 
had just signed out.

$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
im just gonna go now
this chatrooms pissing the out of me
so long gay boys


YeahABStyle says:

are you gonna go on sehuns or something

donut!soo says:
ZITAO!

$$ Manchester Lunited $$ says:
lol probably

$$ Manchester Lunited $$ 
had just signed out.

donut!soo says:
im gonna go too…
jongin is here
bye yixing!
bye taotao <3

donut!soo
 had just signed out.

YeahABStyle says:

its just you and me buddy

UNICORN says:
uhuh…
OH MY GOD


YeahABStyle says:
WHAT
YOU NEVER USE CAPS
WHATS GOING ON
IS IT THAT SERIOUS


UNICORN says:
CHECK YOUR PHONE
NOW


YeahABStyle says:
OK
WHAT THE HOLY THATS WHY WERE GATHERED HERE TODAY
BECAUSE OF HIS LAUNDRY!????!?!
BECAUSE HE RUINED MINSEOKS FAVE SHIRT AND HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO TELL HIM?????
ING HELL
‘MY ELECTRICITY POWER DIED’ WHOS GONNA BELIEVE THAT
IN


UNICORN says:
THIS IS A BUNCH OF BALONEY

YeahABStyle says:
…really
baloney is your insult?


UNICORN says:
whats wrong with baloney?

YeahABStyle says:
…nothing
IMMA KICK HIS
IM SO PISSED
BRB KILLING JONGDAE

YeahABStyle 
had just signed out.

UNICORN says:

….what an exhausting chat…

UNICORN
 had just signed out.

 

A/N: hi! :3 um, heres the uke line (minus minseok bieber) for you all, heehee. im going on a vacation to singapore so no updates for about a week or so, but ill try to update as soon as possible!

in the mean time, if you guys dont mind, check out and maybe follow my instagram? itll mean the world and we can talk there if you like ^__^ ill give you my line if you comment (if you wanna talk to me personally)~

or just message me if you want to exchange line ids ;D toodles and thanks so much!

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seven_oh_seven
1489 streak #1
Chapter 7: I just can't with the JongBros. They're in' hilarious, man. They be getting on everyone's nerves except for Angel Xing. The boy's so pure he needs to be protected. Where's Min tho? I wanna see Min talking with the JongBros as well. This is some good stuff, man. 100/10.
Demitria_Teague #2
Chapter 7: This cracked me up.
Daffodill #3
Chapter 4: The chat! XD
Beauty_xoxo #4
Chapter 7: All of the chats make me crack!!! ><
KimHyunaTaeyeon #5
Chapter 7: Aww that's sad:( was hoping for more
KimHyunaTaeyeon #6
Chapter 6: Yixingie is so cuteee, hopefully Minnie will get a bigger role
MeepHere
#7
Chapter 1: But lol, I don't get the bulba saur part... XD
rilavipblackjack #8
Chapter 7: This is too short omgggg
Can I have more? :3
Btw,GREAT STORY U HAVE HERE TEEHEE
springjasmine91
#9
Chapter 6: The two Kim's. Really.....well done
xiuminbae #10
Chapter 7: Ah, I'm going to miss this awesome fic^^ it was really enjoyable and hilarious! !