Exo Try To Steal Lu Han's Cake

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It was the morning after Valentine’s, and Lu Han couldn’t help but smile as the memories of the previous night with his precious boyfriend flooded his mind, and when he looked to his side to see Sehun cuddling into his side adorably, he wondered how he managed to land such a perfect other half.

Moving down, he pressed his lips against the other’s forehead, kissing him softly and chuckling when the other softly whined and only pushed his head further into Lu Han’s body, shielding his eyes from the bright light that emitted from the window in the room.

Lu Han cuddled him even closer, shutting his own eyes, he was hoping to let some sleep wash over him again at least for another hour, but then a loud ringing filled the room from their alarm clock.

“!” Sehun shouted at the sudden surprise sound, and he jumped away from Lu Han grunting. “I hate that ing thing.” He swore, turning around to glare at the alarm clock on the bedside table.

The older boy laughed a little before reaching over to stop the sound, and sitting up himself.

“Sehunnie~ Come here.” Lu Han whispered, curling his finger to motion to the other to come over, and when Sehun crawled over, he instantly pushed his lips against the younger’s, on his bottom lip before pulling away. “Mmm, I love you.” Lu Han whispered, and Sehun grinned.

“I love you too babe.” They kissed again before Lu Han rolled off the bed.

“Now, how about breakfast?” he asked, and the other nodded his head immediately, watching as his older boyfriend strolled over to the cupboard stark , his hips swaying as they always did, until he took out a pair of boxers and sweats, pulling them on quickly, making Sehun pout.

“Can’t you just walk around ?” the maknae asked, making the older boy turn around and laugh at him.

“What? You want everyone else to see me ?” he asked, faking a gasp.

Sehun instantly ran over to him and hugged him tightly.

“No, no, no! Only me! Only me!” he whined.

Lu Han laughed and hugged him back, this was probably the time where he loved Sehun the most – when he was possessive and childish, he really couldn’t get enough of that particular personality.

“Okay sweetie.” Lu Han whispered, the younger’s hair before lightly pushing him away and turning back to grab an over-sized t-shirt which he immediately put on over his lithe body.

Sehun watched his boyfriend in amazement. The man was absolutely gorgeous in every way.

“Get ready Sehunnie.” Lu Han said, pushing the younger to the cupboard motioning for him to get ready already.

Now it was his turn to watch the maknae get ready, and he enjoyed it completely.

Soon enough they were both in their morning clothes, so they grabbed onto each other hands and walked through to the kitchen, and it looked like no one else was up yet – no wonder, they probably all had rough nights.

Smiling as he let go of Sehun’s hand, Lu Han walked over to the cupboards to start pulling out stuff he could make for their breakfast, whilst the maknae just watched his boyfriend with a small smile on his face.

Taking out the necessary equipment, he began frying some eggs on the frying pan, before moving over to the fridge.

“Bacon?” he asked his boyfriend who immediately nodded.

Chuckling, he opened the fridge door and looked around.

Sehun got a little worried for the fact that his boyfriend had stopped moving completely. Glancing over to the eggs cooking, he suggested to the other that he should probably go check on them.

“Uh Lu Hannie? The eggs.” He whispered, but he noticed that the other’s face had completely paled as well.

Very worried about him, he quickly ran over to the stove, knocking the eggs away and turning the heat down, he ran over to his boyfriend afterwards and took his face in his hands to stare at him.

“What’s wrong baby?” he asked, whilst Lu Han looked like he was just staring through the maknae, instead of at him. “Lu Han?” Sehun tried again, shaking his head a little, but the boy stayed frozen on the spot. Getting more exceedingly worried, he quickly kissed the other passionately, but soon pulled away after he realised that his boyfriend wasn’t even kissing him back. Now, he was usually against this sort of thing, but it had to be done.

For the sake of mankind! Or Lu Han at least.

Lightly, not hard, he slapped the other on the face, earning a small ‘umph’ coming from the other before Lu Han blinked a couple of times and stared up at his boyfriend in astonishment.

“Sehunnie… did you just slap me?” he asked, his eyes bubbling only slightly at the little pain on his cheek. The younger boy instantly threw his arms around Lu Han’s neck and nuzzled their noses together.

“You weren’t responding to me; so I had to do something!” he strained, pouting and pursing his lips out forward.

Lu Han sighed and nodded in understanding.

“So… why were you spacing out anyway?” Sehun asked, very curious.

Lu Han furrowed his eyebrows before he remembered what had happened.

“Oh! My cake is gone!” he shouted, his face paling again as he struggled out of his boyfriend’s hold and moving to the fridge, pulling the door open quickly to peer into the fridge. “GONE!” he shouted, flailing his arms above his head.

Sehun raised an eyebrow, trying not to laugh as he moved around Lu Han until he was standing in front of him, and he was able to look into the fridge first hand. Looking through it, he let out a deep sigh as he spotted something on the third shelf. Turning around, their chests bumped as Sehun spoke.

“Lu Han, it’s in the third shelf.” He pointed behind him, and Lu Han saw that his cake was just hidden behind something. Finally calming down, he hugged his younger boyfriend tightly and grinned.

“What would I do without you?” he asked, kissing him softly before shutting the fridge.

Sehun just shrugged and then glanced over at the now ruined eggs.

“No breakfast then.” He whispered, and Lu Han chuckled.

“Well, you could have something even more delicious…” he seductively whispered, and Sehun turned his head back immediately and smirked.

“Oh really? What do you have in mind?” Sehun placed his hands on the other’s waist, moving down slowly until he cupped the other’s and d him hard, kneading the soft flesh beneath his fingers.

Lu Han grinned and pushed himself against the maknae more, before whispering into his ear.

“You can have me, any way you like.” He lightly nibbled on the other’s earlobe; swiping his tongue across the flesh.

Sehun smiled and closed his eyes, letting his older boyfriend along the way, as his hands still continued to hold onto his hard.

Lifting him up slowly, Lu Han instantly wrapped his legs around Sehun’s waist, locking his ankles together, letting himself be dragged along to their room again, he himself was kissing along Sehun’s neck, biting and softly as to leave no visible marks, but to give him pleasure anyway.

Sehun placed the older boy on his back on their bed, smirking before claiming his lips again.

Any way I like?” he asked, and Lu Han nodded, his eyes already clouded with lust and want, gripping onto Sehun’s top to pull him on top, at the sudden friction between their privates – he was already half-hard. “Baby, I love you.” Sehun suddenly said, making Lu Han smile sweetly as his eyes closed, their lips connecting again, both kissing the other with equal passion.

Just as Sehun trailed his hands down to the boy’s waist, Lu Han suddenly shoved him off, making Sehun fall to the floor; and Sehun stood up.

“What the hell?” Sehun asked, but he watched in astonishment as Lu Han suddenly left the room, leaving him alone. “Did I do something?” he whispered to himself, before getting up and quickly following his lover out of the room with his still intact – he hoped no one else was awake to see this.

Before he could reach the kitchen where Lu Han ran to, he heard multiple voices, meaning someone else was awake.

Standing beside the wall, he made sure he wasn’t seen so that he could eavesdrop a little.

“Step away. Now.” Lu Han sounded very angry, and his voice was definitely more threatening as anyone had ever heard before.

“But—“

“No. Kyungsoo, leave.” Lu Han glared, pointing a warning finger at the doe-eyed boy before Sehun watched as Kyungsoo ran away, his eyes wider than usual. Sehun took that as a chance to walk in, just quick enough to see Lu Han with his head inside of the fridge… talking to his cake.

Why were they dating again? Oh yeah, cause Lu Han is adorable and has a rocking body.

But he talks to cakes.

Everybody comes with flaws.

Sehun didn’t say anything and just listened to the ridiculous conversation his boyfriend was in.

“It’s alright, I’ll keep you safe. Those big mean Korean men won’t eat you. Shhhhhh.” Lu Han whispered, and it looked like he was pretending to pet the damn thing! Sehun moved over and yanked him backwards and glared.

“Lu Han.” Was all he said, and the older looked at him confusedly.

“What?” he asked all innocent.

Without saying anything, he grabbed onto Lu Han’s face and pushed it down, so that his eyes locked onto Sehun’s big problem.

“Oh…” he whispered, and because of the lack of reply, Sehun had half a mind to gulp down that cake in front of him. But he wouldn’t do that to his precious baby, well, he hoped he wouldn’t get pushed to that anyway.

“Lu Han, you said to me that’d I’d be able to have you any way I like, you running out on me is not what I want.” Sehun whispered, sounding rather sad which made the older feel so much guiltier.

“Sorry Sehunnie~ let’s go!” Lu Han grabbed onto Sehun’s hand and dragged him back to their room, instantly letting himself fall onto the bed, motioning for Sehun to come over, and the latter did immediately.

Sehun crawled on top of his lover again, wriggling his hips over the other’s very teasingly, smirking as the other’s eyes were closed again, and he was getting a little impatient.

Pressing his lips against Lu Han’s perfect neck, he nibbled slightly on the spot before leaving a trail of butterfly kisses over his exposed shoulders – his over-sized t-shirt having fell down a little during the scene – and then he let his hands begin exploring his boyfriend again.

They moved down to Lu Han’s petite waist, them tenderly with care, before he slid down the older, and pushed his top up so he could wrap his lips around one of Lu Han’s s, teasingly nipping at them before rolling his tongue around it. Lu Han’s moan always turned him on more, so he was determined to make the other do it as much as he could.

Just as his other hand came up to play with Lu Han’s other , he was suddenly pushed away again, this time to the side of his lover, whilst Lu Han stormed out of the room again.

There are so many problems with this situation.

How the hell could Lu Han walk normally with that rock hard of his? Oh yeah, Sehun felt it.

AND, how the hell is he stopping Sehun from pleasuring him?!

He doesn’t have that much self-control.

But now Sehun was getting pissed at the constant interruptions, and if it’s about that damn cake again…

Moving out of the room, now not caring that he probably looked ridiculous because of the large tent in his pants, only focusing on getting his boyfriend back to the ing bedroom and if he has to strap him down then so help him god, he will do exactly that.

When he got to the kitchen, he got here just in time to see Lu Han pushing kai down to the floor, glaring at him.

“I said, do not touch!” Lu Han shouted, now cradling the massive chocolate cake in his arms, whilst still keeping contact with Kai.

 The dancer on the floor pouted and stood up.

“But come on!” he whined, stomping his foot childishly, but Lu Han just shook his head.

“No! MINE!” he shouted, taking steps back from the other.

Sehun stood there, until basically every other EXO member was now in the kitchen, watching the scene like it was a movie – well it was pretty entertaining. Kai was still acting like a child whilst the older was cradling the cake.

Sehun didn’t know who looked more ridiculous.

Just as Kai was about to speak, the maknae bet him to it.

“Lu Han, stop this ridiculous behaviour.” He ordered, and his boyfriend looked at him confusedly.

“What?” Lu Han replied, staring at him weirdly.

“Stop protecting that goddamn cake and come back to our room.” Now everyone’s eyes were on him, but he didn’t care, he needed his boyfriend now!

Lu Han stared at him then back at his cake before looking back at him again.

And he shook his head.

He freaking shook his head.

“Is that a no?” Sehun asked, and Lu Han nodded, smiling even.

“Yes! I need to protect my baby.” He muttered, smiling at the cake in his hands.

Sehun just stared.

And stared.

Well, apparently there was a crazy side of his boyfriend he never knew existed. His mind drifted to how his fans would take this knowledge.

Probably protest to have him sent to a mental hospital, or something.

Sehun sighed and walked closer, but when he did, Lu Han took a step back.

This just infuriated him more.

“What are you doing Lu Han?” he asked, glaring. The other boy shook his head before staring at all of his band.

None of you can have this. NO ONE!” He shouted, and everyone probably wore the exact same surprised expression.

“Someone call the doctor already.” Zitao said, pointing to the phone.

Lu Han laughed sarcastically.

“Haha, so funny.” He said, sticking out his tongue.

Well, safe to say Sehun’s was now gone, and he was just plain annoyed at the older man.

Really annoyed.

Well… he did say that if it went even further, he’d have to do something about it.

Taking another step, Lu Han didn’t notice him as he was too busy glaring at Tao who was probably serious about the whole doctor thing. Moving forward, he was very close to his boyfriend now, so in one swift movement, he was able to grab the cake from his hands and dash around the table, handing it to the first person he came to – which happened to be Exo-m’s leader, Kris – before swiftly running back to his boyfriend and standing behind him, wrapping his arms around him to keep him stuck to the spot.

“NO! MY CAKE!” Lu Han shouted as he tried to struggle his way out of his boyfriend’s arms when he saw that Kris had now dipped a finger into the delicious chocolate before sticking it in his mouth and wiping it clean.

“Damn, this is good cake.” He whispered, before he felt someone tugging his arm. Zitao was looking at him with his aegyo placed, and Kris couldn’t help but offer him chocolate. Covering his finger in the icing again, he placed it at Zitao’s mouth, and the younger boy instantly took his boyfriend’s finger in his mouth, at the taste and flicking his tongue around the digit, wiping it completely clean.

“They are DEGRADING MY CAKE!” Lu Han shouted, still trying to get out of Sehun’s hold, but the maknae was going to keep him there, until the other EXO members have finished the cake. Or at least some of it.

So they stood there for another five minutes, Lu Han leaning back on Sehun in astonishment as the EXO members finished three quarters of his cake happily, not even caring about him.

Kris placed the plate back down and smiled at Sehun.

“Here, for you two. Thanks Lu Han!” Throwing an arm around Tao, they both left, quickly followed by every other member.

There was silence in the kitchen, and finally, Sehun let Lu Han go.

Moving away from him, he did feel kind of bad when he saw the expression on the other’s face.

Okay, he felt incredibly guilty now.

Damn.

Lu Han pouted and his eyes were b with tears as he stared at his demolished cake.

“Lu Hannie…” Sehun started, but the other just shook his head to shut him up, before placing his hands on the kitchen table and sighing.

Well, Sehun felt really bad now.

There was silence again, and he wondered when Lu Han was going to talk to him again.

If ever.

“Lu Han, you’re not mad are you?” he asked, already knowing the answer, but hoping there was a miracle in place for the other to say no.

“I’m furious.” Lu Han stated, in a cold and expressionless ovice.

Well damn, he really was mad.

Sehun couldn’t stop the tears from falling down his face. Sometimes he forgets himself how young and inexperienced he really was, and how emotional he could be. But he couldn’t muster the fact that he may have destroyed his relationship with the one he truly loved, over something as futile as and cake. Biting his lip to keep the soft sobs from escaping, he looked down to the floor, his tears now flowing down his face completely, but he didn’t want Lu Han to see – or he didn’t want to know that the other didn’t care either.

When Lu Han heard a small sob emerge from somewhere, he looked up and noticed his younger boyfriend was gazing at the floor, and tears were hitting the concrete floorboards, and it was the worst sight he had ever seen.

Moving closer to Sehun, he lifted up his chin and stared into his eyes.

“Don’t cry Hunnie.” He whispered, but the other shook his head and bit his lip again, knowing that if he even tried to speak, he’d probably not be able to. “Don’t worry.” Lu Han whispered again, but Sehun shook his head.

“Y-Your go-going to br-break up with m-m-me, aren’t y-you?” he stuttered, and it was very hard to hear him clearly through the sobs, but Lu Han heard it perfectly, and was astonished at what the other was thinking.

“Of course not! Sehun, look at me.” He forced the younger to look at him and he quickly kissed him softly. “I’d never give up something as precious as you.” Hugging him tightly to his chest, he pressed another soft kiss to Sehun’s hair.

“B-But—“ before Sehun could finish, Lu Han interrupted him.

“Come here.” Grabbing his hand, he led Sehun to the fridge again, opening it and going to bottom shelf, pushing some things out of the way until he saw something. “Look.”

Sehun wiped his eyes so that he could see properly, and what he saw made him freeze completely.

“But… how?” he asked, and Lu Han chuckled

“I made two.”

“W-What?”

“I made two cakes.” Lu Han repeated, smiling at him.

“But, you were so defensive!” he shouted, a little annoyed that he was being played with.

Lu Han shrugged his shoulders and laughed.

“I knew it was going to end badly, so I made two, now, you go eat the rest of that other cake.”

Sehun looked at him confusedly, until he realised something.

“You’re going to be fat.”

Lu Han smirked and took the cake out, sitting at the table and grabbing a fork.

“Why?” he asked, taking the first bite.

Sehun sighed and took the cake that the other members left, and took the first bite as well.

“Because that’s all for you isn’t it?” he asked, and Lu Han grinned.

“Yeah, this is mine.

Fin.

 

 



A/N: And here is one that was so fun to write! I'll be trying to write the Valentine ones soon, so hold up for them :D

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pyc_th5k #1
Chapter 6: hohoho so there IS smthng happened between Tao & Kai in dat room!!! kkkkk
pyc_th5k #2
Chapter 5: again should i ask...how old r u exactly Lu Hannie? *annoyed face*
pyc_th5k #3
Chapter 4: gosh~ *rolled eyes* how old is Lu Han actually?! geez i think my eyes play tricks on me, or wait maybe my eyes switched place wth each other *sarcasm*... -.-"
freeandhappy #4
JONGDAE THROWING A CAT AT MINSEOK!!!!
AddictedtoKpop19
#5
TaoHun Club adventure featuring Key?? XD
vivalaexo
#6
I see in that list Kai goes to comfort tao.
But while I was reading the story I couldn't stop thinking about sehun,kyungsoo and luhan and how I wish something really had gone down *.* luhan killed me when he said he would be in the middle.
gaemgyu245 #7
Chapter 6: are they keep going or just stop at the kissy part?
swagtimes
#8
Chapter 6: can't wait 4 d nxt chappie...
PandaAteMyCupcake
#9
Chapter 6: LOL
I'M GONNA MAKE OUT WITH YOU SO THAT YOU CAN LEARN HOW TO MAKE OUT WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND!!
love this situation!! XD
ShelaTao1D
#10
Chapter 6: Woahh~~ my two bias ~~ my perf bias~ dayum. Lol. His good at kissing xDD :3

Next chappter plz author-nim ^~^ Hwaiting!