I eyed sehun who wear the iron man hat with his cute smile plastered on his face, whistling as we went our way to the super market.

"Hunnie, are you that happy that I didn’t go with donghae?"

"200% happy" he flashed his gummy smile, his pearly white teeth blinded my eyes

Until now I don’t know how that brat xiaolu can make this adorable kid gay for him. I just can’t see the reason why.

I shrug his comment away and saw a group of guys eyeing me, nudging this one cute guy. I just stare at the cutie who blushed before he give me a cute, failed wink. Kekekeke he must be a newbie. Girls usually find this thing adorable and cute

I flashed him a wink and he blushed madly, ignoring his friends teasing who smack his back saying “Way to go buddy!”

"Eyes on the road noona" sehun wrap his arm on my waist, giving the guys a deathly glare. I glance at the cutie, his head hung low while his friends comforted him and once in a while glaring at sehun direction

"Don’t look at that ugly guy" and he turned my head to the front. I look at sehun who give me his innocent look. "What noona?"

"I’m single. Don’t you felt pity that I’ll be single without a man?"

His face hardened. My eyes lit up in expectation. Come on sehun say something what a man would say! SAY IT!

"No. You’re better be single than be with that kind of jerks noona"

BOOYAH! I think my ovaries just boom. His percentage of going back to straight is rising by 1%!

"So I’ll just introduce you to my hyungs whom I know won’t hurt you but you can’t choose luhan hyung!"

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Just kill me now. Please.

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"I want this" sehun throw 10 ramen to the trolley-

IT’S ALL THE EXPENSIVE RAMEN THAT HE CHOSE!

"No!" I throw away the ramen and slap his hand when he about to throw it back "Just buy the normal one! It’s expensive!"

"I WANT THIS ONE!" he throw the expensive ramen back to the trolley

"FOR THE SAKE OF GOD NO! I don’t have that much money!" I throw the ramen back to their places and drag sehun away from the ramen section "Let’s go and get the meat"

"MY RAMEN!!!!!" he wailed, earning looks from the people around "I know it! Noona don’t love me anymore!" He pointed accusingly at me and his eyes watered

I groaned when I got daggers and bad mouthed especially by the ahjumas. Damn him. Damn Oh Sehun. Damn you thehun

"I’ll make ramen for you so let’s go huh?" I bribe, tugging his clothes

"With lots of cheese?" he mumbled

"Yes lot, LOTS of cheese" I emphasized on the word “lots”

"And we’ll go to drink bubble tea after this?" he asked excitedly, once again using his puppy eyes on me

Sehun and bubble tea on one sentences didn’t sound good....

"Pwease?" he battle his eyelashes...... I could see his tails wagging....

I sighed "Yes we’ll drink bubble tea after this" and I was crushed by his hug, saying

"I KNOW YOU LOVE ME!"

The next thing isn’t better then before. He randomly put 4 set of korean beef, 4 box of chocopie, 6 kkokkalcorn, 7 onion rings and other things- that kid even pick up a fight with a kid over a pepero.

Screw on the mission. I swear if anyone still pampering sehun and don’t have the balls to kill him, I will gladly do that.

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If it should be the girl smiling happily as the couple went to a bubble tea shop then you’re wrong. Opps. Not a couple. A girl who’s desperate to free away from the incoming trouble and a boy who’s obsessed with chocolate bubble tea.

Sehun smile happily, swinging the grocery bags even humming to hyuna’s song “Ice Cream”. They went inside and chose to sit on the table on the corner and put the bags down. Once they chose and paid for their drink, sehun stand up from his seat

"Nature’s calling noona. Wait here" he said before dashing to the nearby toilet. Jihae tapped her fingers on the table, waiting for the drinks to arrived and get out from the shop soon.

She stop tapping her fingers when one honey drew bubble tea was placed on her table. She look at the drink, her eyebrows furrowed *Did the waitress heard wrong? I order bubble gum flavor not honey drew* she look up and found a guy with a cute dashing smile

"Hi" he said. Jihae look at him curiously *Today is weird. I got hit on twice on one day. Did that chips really prayed for me to get a guy sooner? Or did he sent his friends again? But lay will told me if he did* she thought, waiting for the guy to continue his words

"Do you like honey drew bubble tea?" the guy said smoothly as he look at jihae. Just judging from his talk, jihae bet that this guy is a player.

Jihae smile "It’s not my favorite but I quite like it" and the guy grin. Looking from his look, she’s sure that this guy is younger than her. Jihae chuckled, it’s a pity that she didn’t go on younger guys.

"I’m Song Chan ho, 19 years old. And you?" he tilted his head

*Bingo. Younger than me by a year* jihae opened "I’m a year older than you and obviously my name is a secret" she smile playfully, taking a sip of the given bubble tea. Sehun sure is taking a lot of time, same as the darn bubble tea.

He laughed "Just my type. I prefered noona more than younger girls" and he smirk "Do you believe in second meeting?"

Jihae bit her lips as hard as she could not to laugh out loud at the guy cheesy, old pick up lines. This guy is even worse then chen and baekhyun in term of pick up lines!

"Obviously not if you know how rotten and plum your face are. Unless you had the nerve to show your ugly face in front of noona" sehun look blankly at the guy as he stand beside jihae, holding a plastic bag with jihae’s and his bubble tea inside.

"Excused me what?" a flashed of irritation showed on chan ho’s face as he looked at sehun

Sehun smirk "I felt pity for you. Clearly here I told you that she didn’t interested in you nor your humiliating pick up lines. You’ll just embarrassed yourself further if you still bravely hitting on noona. My 3 years old dongsaeng even better at you in picking up lines" and he smile sweetly at jihae "Kaja noona"

They left the shop with an angry chan ho and the laughing customers. Jihae laugh out loud when they’re away from the bubble tea shop

"You’re such a meanie! You could told him kindly to get away" she said between her laughter

"Not my fault that I can’t stand his stupid pick up lines! God even if baekhyun and minseok hyung put all together they’re still way better than that rotten bastard" sehun puffed up his cheek, leaving jihae laughing for the second round. "And he even gave you honey drew bubble tea! No ordinary guy can bought it- luhan hyung is an exception since he’s cool, cute, handsome, adorable, manly, tough funny guy. And how he can make bubble tea like something so expensive when a drop of the drink went down to his jaw, chest and build abs" and he blabbered all the praises he could think of luhan

Jihae quickly dumped the honey drew bubble tea. Now she know why she had that bad feeling. Listening to sehun’s list of his adorable luhan make her hand itchy to punch his face and tape his mouth shut.

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