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EXO MISSION: Making The Gay Oh Sehun StraightA/N: The facts about hunhan was not from me! Credit to ShawolSonElfGF for the information! Here’s the link if you want to know more
"I'll miss you bestie" lay hugged me as they ready to depart back to china
"Finally no more annoying yixing" I sighed happily. He pull away and glared at me. I grin "Kidding. I’ll miss your annoying traits bestie" and instantly he smile. "That’s my specialty others can’t have" he bragged proudly and I had to snorted at that but a smile escaped on my lips.
"Don’t do anything stupid and ruin your images by walking in the water"
"HEY I HEARD THAT!" kris yelled making me and lay laughed
"Sure. I’ll report it to you once we arrived manager-nim" lay saluted. I chuckled and pushed him away "Go and captivate China once again with your performances boys" I yelled and I heard xiumin said this
"Pretend we didn’t know her. Walked faster" he urged
"I HEARD THAT BAOZI!"
"We’ll miss you jihae!" they yelled and waved before entering to the depart section. I smile, even how much they put me into troubles I still love them a lot. I turned around, ready to go back to SM until I remembered something that I must accomplished
"Proving sehun’s uality" I mumbled and drove off to SM
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I walked to SM building and went straight to the practices room exo frequently used. I peek inside and saw the boys lay tiredly on the floor
"Jihae noona!" sehun voice boomed. He stand up and run, giving me his bear hug "I miss you noona! I thought you’ll go back to china with hyungs" he showed me his usual cute pout. I stared at him a litter longer than usual. How can this cute boy be gay?
"I won’t do that sehunnie. This time it’s my turn to watched over you guys" I reassured him *When I need to proved that you’re really gay or not* I still stared at him who beamed
"Enough of the long hugs. You’re hogging her" baekhyun grab sehun’s shirt and pull him away from me. I saw sehun glared at him. "Stop hogging her like you hog luhan" baekhyun wrap his arms around my shoulder. For a millisecond I saw a blush crept on sehun’s face before he make an annoyed expression and stuck his tongue out at baekhyun
My eyebrows furrowed. He’s blushing for a mere teasing?
Funny. Normal guys supposed to joke about it and play around like a couple something like “Yeah. Don’t touch my man” or “I love you~” and all that crap but sehun’s blushing?
I turned to baekhyun and whispered to him "Did you saw sehun blushing?"
He faced me and shake his head "No. When?"
I shake my head and shrugged "Must be my imagination"
Okay. So this mean I’m the only one that noticed that. Time for detective jihae to show up
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"Great work, you too sehun-ssi" yoseob smile. I changed my attention to sehun. Let see if you’re really gay my dongsaeng. Prove to noona that your hyungs thought wrong!
Sehun smile nervously "Yeah. You too yoseob sunbae" he bowed
What the.... sehun smiling like a high school kid in love?
*Sehun just being nervous. Yoseob was one of the popular hallyu group member BEAST so it’s normal jihae-ah. Normal* I dismissed the bad thought and continue to observed sehun
Yoseob laughed "Let’s work sometimes in the future" he said politely, offering his hoobae for a handshake.
My eyes narrowed at sehun who accepted the handshake too quickly and his smile was more wider then before "We should sunbae" he replied cheerfully before yoseob and hyunseung went away
It’s normal to be happy and nervous around your sunbae who’s a guy..... right?
Sehun slowly peek at yoseob direction and I heard him mumble "Cute.. totally my type"
My eyesbrows shot up in disbelieved. My eyes widened as big as saucers like D.O would. GOD THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE TRUE!!!! SEHUN IS GAY! Gay meaning he like boys-
*GAAAAHHH!!* my mind went on chaos while I just stare at sehun in surprised. How come I didn’t notice this? The way sehun being so happy when super junior saying that he’s cute but just smile politely at snsd who gushed over him-
Now I never can view sehun in the same page ever again
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“Gay teenager “ I typed that on google and click search
Now I was searching the facts and things about gay teens. I need to investigate this more when sehun’s involved. I can’t let my dongsaeng regret his choice. So before I’m going to make him straight again I need to know deeper about gay people
Many topics appeared on the list. I scrolled one by one and one thing that was sure about gay people is that they had one people who made them confused about their uality and the amount of skinship that was getting overboard like couple’s did made them slowly fall for the person thus making them gay. I start to searched again until one topic interested me so I click on the topic
”Sehun’s gay for luhan”
Hunhan huh?
Ha. No way. After weeks observing sehun I confirmed that he didn’t have any crush on his hyungs which made me relief. A little
I began to read it. At first 7 facts I just laughed at how cute and naive fans were to believe the coupling. Kekeke how they must love exo to even post this little cute facts with the video, hoping their favorite coupe will come true. I giggle, Oh fans you’re so funny and loyal
After 10 facts I start to become worried that sehun might be gay for luhan
“11. Sehun smile shyly when one fan screamed hunhan”
“12. When EXO-K and EXO-M reunited, sehun ignored his hyungs telling him where to stand and went to luhan”
“13. Kai was pulling sehun but then sehun pulled luhan along”
Oh my god. My 20 years heart can’t take this scary fact any longer. Dear fans please stop being so observant and post this things! IT NOW SCARED ME!
“14. Sehun came to the fansign first and wait for k members until he choose to sit next to luhan”
“15. When the mc said k could give greetings to the m members, the mc teased sehun that he’ll definitely going to choose luhan. Sehun then look down and smile “Yes””
“16. Sehun said in a chinese interview and sent luhan a message “Xiaolu we hadn’t had bubble tea in a while. Let’s get bubble tea and chat sometime soon. I love you always” while smiling like a boy in love through he said it”
I close the tab and my eyes widened in horror. I can’t bear to read it any longer. It’s scarily....
*True* I gulped and at that time my phone rang. The members stop chatting and look at me. I look at the screen.
“Luhan xxx-xxx-xxx”
I take the call and luhan voice greet me
"Jihae we missed you~" luhan cooed and I heard shouting and hitting noise before the boys shout "JIHAE COME HERE SOOONNN!! WE MISSED YOU"
I saw sehun look at me and mouth “Who’s that?”
“Exo-m boys” I mouthed back
His eyes brightened then snatched the phone away from me "LUHAN HYUNG!!!! I missed you! Come back soon and let’s have a story night together" sehun whined cutely. Too much cutesy that my face went green in disgust. Kai told sehun to put it on speaker phone and the boys start to talk to each other before giving my phone back, letting me talked to the boys. We chatted for a while and I heard the members protest
"Yah hyung why did take the phone to your room?" chen
"It's locked too!" Xiumin added
Kris said something in Chinese. No more noise was make and finally he talked to me
"Jihae-ah. I want you to keep your sanity when you discovered whom sehun love and keep it a secret" kris said in english
"Why? And I didn't told you that I'm going to search whom sehun love"
"Just promised me. Because I know that you will. You're not yixing best friend for nothing" I could imagined kris rolling his eyes
I chuckled. They know me too well.
"I promised. Work hard and made me proud" I bit back a laugh when he snorted and replied. "Duh I'm picked as the duizhang for nothing" and we bid goodbye then the call went off.
Putting my phone back to my pocket, I look at sehun through the mirror rear and saw him taking selca before typing something on his phone.
Must be sending picture message to luhan
He look at the phone, waiting for a reply. I peek at him secretly then his facial expression brightened. His eyes twinkle in happiness and he bit his lips as he smile
That’s when I'm sure of it. I'm 100% sure that sehun's gay for luhan. And I'm damned sure that nobody knows about this fact beside that damned tall post Wu Yi Fan
Why I'm so sure that sehun's gay?
Because it's the look when I'm in love, anticipating a text from a certain guy
For you who love EXO check this out!
"Byun Baekhyun's Little Girl"
"THE JERK TENANT: LUHAN"
And for you who love monday couple or running man, enjoy reading:
"Monday couple, are we real?"
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