"Hello guys!" exo-k pull the party poppers as exo-m entered the dorm. They looked at the room that had decorations and all those stuff then turned the attention to us. They laughed loudly as the second they saw me.

I don’t know why I’m still working as their manager when all they did was disrespecting and harassing me

"Jihae those spectacles and pororo binnie- PWAHAHAHA!" lay slap his knees as he laughed, pointing his fingers towards my direction

My eyes never left kris nor did I show any reaction to the boys teasing. Kris was just laughing along with xiumin, clearly enjoying my ridiculous state

"I see you’re enjoying yourself yifan" my tone was icy and distant. The laughter died down slowly and they stared at me and kris. "Did you enjoy the show?"

"Yes I did jihae" he smile. Smile like he didn’t know what’s wrong with me. Like he didn’t nothing wrong.

That’s it

I drag him to baekhyun’s room and I glared at the boys "Don’t you dare to eavesdrop or do funny things. I’m not in the mood" I warned them and shut the door and locked it

"What’s wrong with you?" kris asked me, confused of my sudden action. I turned around and glared at him, grab his collar and push him to the wall

"You know fully what’s wrong with me" I hissed, my eyes had this dangerous glint

"So this about that huh?" kris chuckled amusedly, purposely angering me more. My grip tightened on his collar. "You bastard. You know it yet you didn’t even told him that he love him?" my jaw tightened when he shake his head "Why? Please make this one reasonable"

"Then he’ll sure avoid him and thus they become distant. He’ll never saw him they way he used to while the other one will become devastated and it’ll ruined the teamwork that we had built. Remind you there’s rarely a group that get along with each other members just fine" he said calmly but his eyes told me that he was scared that it’ll happen

I lost my grip on his collar and back away, muttering an apology "Sorry. Didn’t thought about that"

"It’s okay. You’re just being caring and protective that you almost punch me" he smile sarcastically

"I’m sorry yifan. I’m sorry huh huh?" I battle my eyelashes, attempting on being cute but that giant just snorted and pushed my face away with his hand

"Let’s just go out before the members think you’re on your hormones and did something to me" he smirk and left, leaving me speechless and embarrassed

Yi fan isn’t him if he’s not sarcastic and blunt

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Like kris said, others start bombarding them with questions but kris just smirk and look meaningly at jihae then left the boys. Jihae shot them a look before they can asked her the same questions. To sum it up the members gave up on trying to get answers from them and continue with the party

Through out the party, jihae was doing her best to make sure she’s there whenever sehun’s going to talk to luhan alone and even managed to make it oblivious to hunhan. But she had to went away when her phone ring

"Yoboseyo?"

"Jihae?"

Jihae froze. She recognized the owner of the voice. Her mind went blank and stiffened. Her breaths went unsteady as her mind tried to think of something to said about

"Little hae? You’re there right? Please talked to me" the other line begged. He sound so desperate and the way he said her name with his soft voice- Oh how badly she missed it

"Do- donghae?" jihae grip the phone tightly, a part of her hoping that it’s not him and the other one hope that it’s him

Crazy. Yeah but that’s just how she’s torn on her feelings for this one guy.

"I miss you" donghae whispered

It just need donghae to said those 3 words to melt jihae’s cold heart. Jihae bit her lips, thinking to reply truthfully that she trully missed him and still love him so much or act cold like how he went away, not giving her a single glance after breaking her heart cruelly on their 1st year anniversary

"So?" her words come out so mean and cold. Even jihae herself was surprised

"Well you know I miss you and I’m thinking of seeing you now"

Jihae eyes widened and bit her inner cheeks to prevent out from cursing the idol. How dare he asked her to meet now after what he’d done to her!? SHAME ON HIM! Shame him to drag down the name of Super Junior!

"Sorry I’m busy. Bye" jihae replied monotonously and hang up before entering the dorm. She could felt the members stare on her but she ignored them and went straight to get her bag. She turned her body around, walk towards the door and she halt "I had work to finish. Continue the party without me" she waved her hand without looking at them before closing the door

*Please let this mission get me busy* jihae prayed. She her laptop as soon as she arrived at her dorm and start thinking of thousand plans to make her dear sehun straight  

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I had been googling on my laptop for freaking 5 hours straight. I tried to type every key words to find a way how to make a gay guy straight but found nothing! NOTHING!

At all this time, for my 20 years of living you had to disappoint me now google? I thought you’re the teacher of every teacher in the world! You just finally proved me that you’re lacking and as stupid as humans!

I sighed, running my finger through my hair "This is making me crazy" I mumble, resting my head on the palm of my hand

I typed once more but I already gave up on this mission. Sorry kids but this task is hard. Maybe we should leave sehun the way he is now

Until one simple answered changed my mind

“No. Sorry lol. He was born that way and ain’t changing anytime soon, not even for you. Move on”

My eyes burned in determination. Not even me huh? His favorite noona?

*I’ll prove you that I CAN change sehun!*

So then I decided to type the other way around “How to turn a straight guy gay” and click enter

Behold! There’s thousands of articles pop right away!

I grab my laptop immediately and glared at it. Damn you google! What did I do wrong to get this kind of obstacle when I’m trying to save someone life’s?

*Two can play in one game* I thought and saw the steps

“1. You need to be kind to him, dote him and love him. Make sure he’s attached to your presence”

“2. Tell him that he’s gay”

“3. He’ll then told you that he’s straight. Convinced him that he’s just confused about his uality yet”

“4.  After 3-4 months say that he’s on denial about his uality and will wait patiently for him”

“5. Make him watch gay accidentally and make him say that he love it”

“6. Leave him for a while because he’s on debate of his uality”

“7. He’ll come to you and admitted that he’s gay”

A brilliant idea hit me. If I found many articles as I type the other way around then why don’t I turn the steps the other way around and make sehun straight back?

My once dulled eyes twinkled. I grab a small note and a pen before writing the steps down

 “1. You need to be kind to him, dote him and love him. Make sure he’s attached to your presence”

“2. Tell him that he’s straight”

"But that just mean I’m accidentally told him that I know he’s gay" I scratched my head. Naaah. That just sound so idiot like baekyeol would do. I rewrite the sentences again and smile *That’s more like it*

“2. Tell him that he’s straight  handsome and pair him with girl groups”

“3. He’ll then told you that he’s gay. Convinced him that he’s just confused about his uality yet”

“4.  After 3-4 months say that he’s on denial about his uality and will wait patiently for him”

“5. Make him watch men-women accidentally and make him say that he love it”

"Ugh that mean I’m corrupting his mind" I wrinkled my nose in dislike "But it’s not like it was his first time to watch . is too...... rated. I’m not like eunhyuk who like to forced people to watch " and I scratch the and changed it to new words

“5. Make him watch men-women drama romance accidentally everyday and make him say that he love it”

“6. Leave him for a while because he’s on debate of his uality”

“7. He’ll come to you and admitted that he’s straight again”

I smirked evilly as I re-read the plans

"Oh Sehun, prepare to fall in love again with a girl"

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