The members depart for their own schedules, leaving sehun alone. I went inside exo-k's dorm and goes straight to sehun's room to see him still sleeping soundlessly. I went inside quietly and close the door, trying my best not to make any sound.

*First step. Always wake sehun up and make breakfast for him, let him feel the warm love of getting a wife instead of a husband* I thought as I stare at sehun lifeless body on the bed. With what way should I wake him up? Yell on his ear?

Nahh. Too boring

Slapping his cheek?

No. He’s too kind to be slapped in the morning

Kick him out of the bed?

"Seem inviting" I rub my chin. After thinking it for 3 minutes I decided to use the kind method, that is to poke his cheek

I pull the blanket away from him "Sehunnie, wake up" I said, poking his cheek rapidly. He stirred in his sleep and swat my hands away

"Urgh, five more minutes noona" he grumbled, burrying his face on the pillow and covered himself back with the blanket

I sighed "Oh Sehun wake up before I’ll kick you out from the bed"

Slowly he open his eyes, his lips form a pout and his forehead creased in annoyance. He stand up from the bed and stretched his arms. I just stare at him, waiting for his next action

"Hug" he smile, his eyes dissapear and form a crescent moon. I snorted "No. Go and wash up" I ordered. His lips turn to a frown and puffed up his cheek, the sign that tell he’s going to throw a tantrum in 3...2....1

"I WANT A HUG! I KNOW IT SINCE THAT JERK OF A FISH CALLED, NOONA START ACTING WEIRD!!" he trashed his body on the bed, wailing his arm as he did

I let out a tired sighed. If he hugs me by himself then it’s okay but never, I repeat NEVER I initiate it first. I only did that to my boyfriend and my family.

But sehun is gay.... so it’s okay right? It’s not like there’s feeling attached

"Noona doesn’t love me anymore" sehun said dramatically, his eyes watered as he make a circle with his finger on the bed, acting like he’s the most pitiful person in this planet. I rolled my eyes. God wonder why SM didn’t make sehun go to a sitcom or drama yet. This brat could really act as if it’s real

Awkwardly I hug sehun and he beamed, hugging me back. "Now go wash up and eat okay?" I part away, looking at him who nod still smiling. With that I went out from his room and make breakfast for him

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Sehun come out from the bathroom, towel wrap around his waist. He dry his hair with the towel as he look at his reflection on the mirror. Jihae action before was weird. She just hug her when he asked it. Even when he and tao team up and did their killer aegyo (most likely tao’s) bbuing bbuing but never once jihae hug them first either it was against her will or already hugged by the magnaes.

*Noona’s acting weird. I can sense it* sehun thought as he put his clothes, pants and trousers on. He went out and check jihae who’s browsing on the computer. He tip toed and plop himself beside her

"Wattcha seeing noona?" he asked and jihae jump in fright. He laughed at her reaction. Jihae turn around and glare at him "It’s not funny. I’m just browsing krystal" and stared at sehun as she spit the words

"Ohhhh" Sehun said nonchantaly

"She’s kinda cute" jihae keep looking at sehun’s expression

*Not that cute like luhan hyung* sehun sit on the table and munched on jihae’s kimbab "Uhm"

"And I heard that krystal like amber"

*Poor amber. She had to get a handful of soojung’s jealous fit and princess tantrums* sehun smirk and drink the water

Jihae face sehun "For a guy who’s saying that he had a crush on her, your reaction was too normal. As if you didn’t care about her" she stated. Sehun choked on his drink and punch his chest before letting out a sigh of relief. He turned and look at jihae with innocent face

"Noona I’m not those sappy guy who’ll cry because of a girl" he clicked his tongue and returned back eating. Jihae rolled her eyes at him "Sure sure. Save that speech later" she wave her hand *When you found out that luhan is courting victoria* and walk away until an idea hit her. Jihae turned around, giving sehun a sweet smile

"Sehun-ah noona will go out" she told him. Sehun perk up from his food to jihae "Where? And with whom noona?"

"To the market. Donghae just text me to go with him since he’s free now-" before jihae could finish her sentences, sehun slam his hand on the table, making a loud sound startling jihae

"ANDWAE! NEVER! Why are you so kind after what that jerk had done to you noona?! I’ll accompany you! Wait and don’t go. It just take me 2 minutes to change clothes!" and sehun dashed to his room, leaving a smirking jihae

*Done. Now I just had to make his masculine side comes out and set dates for him* jihae whistle in victory, happy that for now all going according to what she’s planning

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