"Kris you did a good job today" I give him 2 thumbs up

Kris rolled his eyes in annoyance "Don’t remind me of that. Why the heck did I had to be on a variety show, running on the water like a fool when I’m the charismatic duizhang in exo?" he sighed

I pat his back comfortingly "At least you make used of your long legs and big foot" and I ran away from him, dodging the powerful kick that might hit my knee perfectly

I decided to make foods for the brats. See, this is how kind and dedicated I am to them to even made them foods without asking to raise my payment

Whoever married me sure is lucky having a wife with a superb cooking skills.

I drizzled the pancakes with the maple syrup on each plates and as the finishing touch I put strawberry on top of the pancakes. By then I head a door opening and I stop whatever I’m doing to look at the person

"Noona good morning" a tall guy with intimidating eyes greet me, yawning and give me a cute smile with his bed hair

I laughed. God tao is such a cutie. He’s even more cute than luhan and sehun- the perfect dongsaeng you could ever get

"You mean good night?" I asked. He look around then slowly nod, realizing that the sun was no longer greeting him. "Good night to you too tao" I smile back, putting the food one by one on the dining table "Kids food is served" I yelled

"FOOD!" luhan comes out, running from his room to the dining table when it was only few steps away. He smacked xiumin’s back hard not forgetting his annoying useless greeting "Hi xiumin baozi hyung. You look more like baozi day by day. Let’s have a steam bun day today!"

And as usual, an annoyed xiumin replied with "Go to hell luhan. Why the heck you’re still living on this beautiful earth when I always prayed to god to make you disappear" he spat as he glared at luhan

"Tsk hyung you’re such a girl" luhan snickered "If I disappear then my wife here will be lonely without her hubby" he get closer to me but I pinched his arm before he can put his hands on my shoulder "AHHH!!!"

"Good night to you too brat" I replied blankly, ignoring the cheers of xiumin who laughed happily at luhan misfortune and the brat who rub his arm soothingly with tears formed on his eyes.

"As loud like always. What’s with the people on the group?" chen sighed, finally speaking after eating in silence "Thanks for the delicious food noona" he give me a smile and bump fist with me which I gladly accepted it

"Ooooh american dinner I see~" lay whistled and take a seat beside kris who eat the pancakes happily when he didn’t even finished his chicken sandwich yet. "Is this the day where duizhang and you finally become a couple?" he joked

"Shut up and eat or I’ll gladly forced this fork down to your throat. Seem nice isn’t it yixing?" I smile, showing him the bright sharp fork on my right hand

"It’ll be nicer if you change it with a kiss on the lips" he winked. I let a frustrated scream and he laughed happily before eating his salad

Yixing, baekhyun and kai irritated me but the one who irritated the hell out of me was that Zhang Yi Xing. That stupid unicorn who’s unfortunately a 91 liner like me who know how to made a slightest thing annoyed me

"Jihae sit here" kris point at the seat next to him. Tao happily nod "Yeah noona sit between us!"

I gladly went to sit between them. I need to keep my sanity to control these kids so I need to avoid lay or I might really think to make exo a group of 11 members

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*ding dong~*

"Jihae go and opened the door" kris ordered

"No you go and opened it yourself idiots" jihae coldly replied, focusing on dividing the members schedules.

"I’m your oppa. Show me some respect"

"Whatever"

Kris stared at her for a while and opened his mouth but jihae give him one last icy glare meaning “I-can-bring-hell-to-you-if-that’s-what-you-want”. No need think twice, kris turned to tao "Tao can you please kindly opened the door?"

"ROGER!" the magnae saluted and dashed off, opening the door revealing their counter apparts. "HYUNGS! Kai!" he cheered, hugging them one by one as they entered the dorm.

Jihae look at the boys confusedly who busy greeting the exo-m members "What are you guys doing here?"

"What are you doing here?" baekhyun shot back at jihae who raised her eyebrows. "I’m dividing the schedules for you idiots if you didn’t know mr bacon" and turned her attention back to the paper

"You like to annoyed and giving people cold shoulders aren’t you?" baekhyun eyes turned slit at jihae who playfully smile at him "What did donghae hyung saw in you to date you before!"

"Something that you obviously didn’t see" jihae smoothly retort, officialy angered baekhyun as the poor guy pull his hair in frustration

"Enough. This is not our intention to come here without sehun" suho gave baekhyun and jihae a stern look "We’re here to discuss something important that sehun must never know"

"Now that you mention I didn’t saw him hugging jihae like a koala tree" luhan blinked his eyes once, twice, thrice-

"Stop blinking or I’ll be tempted to drill and opened your head then changed your brain to a brand new one" jihae snap. She stick exo-m schedules on the board then give exo-k schedules to suho "Put this on the board okay suho". Suho nod and thank jihae

"Oh yeah? With what branded brain huh?" Luhan retort back with his arm crossed, his eyes narrowed at jihae

"A gucci one" jihae smirk, high fiving with the rest of the members. Luhan puffed his cheek and choose to stay quiet. No one ever dared to mocked or say something bad about gucci when tao’s there. He’ll cry a river and put a bloody fight with his martial arts skills

Suho sighed, rubbing his temple at the uncontrol situation. Deciding to help, kris clap loudly. The rest stop chattering and look at him

"Stop talking. The reason the others was here becaused we want to announced something about sehun to jihae" kris said seriously. Jihae eyebrows rose up "What’s up with sehun?"

This time everyone look at each other before nodding, understanding about what will the leaders talked about. Ji hae look at them before back to the leaders "Seems like I’m the only one who didn’t know about this"

"Because we need to proved it if it’s really true or not" suho said as he look at jihae "And since we get enough evidence we can conclude and said it to you that" he paused "Just don’t be too shocked and surprised even at how much the words might come out stro-"

"Just told me the news already!" jihae snap, getting annoyed at suho beating around the bush

"Sehun’s gay"