He is a real idiot!
scenarios // request + randomSorry for taking that much time for me to write a chapter but some unexpected things happened with me. Really, I apologize.
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Pairing: EXO's Park ChanYeol and you
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You are walking down on the corridor slowly to get some coffee from the vending machine. You are so sleepy from doing overtime that you can’t even keep your eyes open. It’s already 11 pm while you should have left around 8 pm. As you reach the canteen you hear loud bangs coming from the direction of the machines followed by an angry voice.
“Not again, please no!”
Someone is kicking the vending machine that serves chocolates, chips and other yummy things. He looks totally freaked out as he grabs his hair and exhales slowly. His cheeks are red and he breaths quickly. You stop next to him and can’t hold your laughter anymore, he looks way too funny.
“Ahahahahahaaaaaa!”
Your voice fills the whole area end echoes. He looks at you with weird eyes and measures you.
“What are you laughing at?”
He asks in a rude manner.
“You look funny.”
“Ohh, really? What’s funny with being angry, huh?”
“No, I mean… You looked really funny being angry because of no reason.”
“No reason? My damn chips got stuck in this ty machine…”
As soon as he finished his words he looked at you and waited for a reaction.
“Ummm, yes? Look there, your chips is free for like a minute.”
Your voice is a bit sarcastic and you can’t stop yourself from chuckling. He checks if you are right and with a sudden movement, he turns his head back to give you a surprised look.
“Ohh my God! You are right… I’m so lame!”
After hitting his forehead for several times he bends down to get his chips. He looks back at you and throws the pack to you.
“Here you go for making me feel like a totally retarded boy.”
He winks and searches in his pocket.
“No. No no no… I can’t believe this! Where are my coins?”
He looks angry, again! You just chuckle as you open the chips and walk to his side.
“How about me buying another one after we finish this pack together?”
You try to use your best smile as you seduce him to accept your kind offer. He just stares then starts to laugh hysterically. You are puzzled and pull your hand that holds the chips back to your chest. He shakes his hand and still laughs without a word.
“Hahahahahahaaaa, this is so epic. Seriously. There was not a single woman who treated me with food on her own money because I don’t have any. I feel even more retarded now. Thank you, ahahahaha!”
His laughter fills the canteen and you start to laugh with him. He places his right hand on your shoulder and the other on his belly. He was laughing so badly that his tummy was in pain by the time you were just in the beginning of your way in laughing.
“I can’t ahahaha, I can’t stop laughing.”
Neither can you because of the funny faces he makes.
“He is a real idiot!”
You think as you forget that you still had the chips in your hand and drop it on the floor. Both of you look at the floor and bend in the same time that causes a huge bum on your heads.
The next thing he did was not a big surprise. He was on the floor, legs parted, hands banging the tiles and laughing his heart out. You fell on your and laughed in a not too womanly way. Your mouth is wide open and your hands are not covering that huge “hole” that makes those grunting noises.
Who knows how many time passed when you were back on your way to your office but the thing between your fingers made your heart pounding crazily; his phone number.
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