Sometimes It Just Happens That Way

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based /loosely/ on this parody I saw on youtube

and yes.... Taemin IS a girl in this

(please no hate, I was just going along with the parody)

Foreword

HERE'S THE PARODY LYRICS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH IT:

(and yes, I literally watched the video and typed out the words, it was a somewhat long process lol)

 

JINKI: SM said this was a boy group / So explain how we ended up with you / The secret’s out, Taemin
 
TAEMIN: I tried so hard to hide it
 
JONGHYUN: There’s something they’re not telling me / More to him than I can see / I’m just so confused / Taemin is my Lucifer / My Lucifer
 
ALL: Eventually we all found out / One by one / All freaked out / One by one / “His” secret / We all know… / Except for Jong / Makes for some great pranks / But I guess we went too far / Probably wasn’t the best idea / To lock them in the car / This is not acceptable / This story line’s been done before / Dramas really aren’t our thing / So what are we living in one for? / We’d be doomed if our fans knew / But I guess this explains a lot / Taemin is a girl / He’s a girl / He’s a girl
 
KEY: I’m the diva, b*tch / Master of femininity / I’ve had my eyes on Jongie from the start / Back off, girl, get you own
 
TAEMIN: OMG what the hell! / Hold on for like a second / You’re all / TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK / I’ll take you down
 
JONGHYUN: He’s all I think about / I’ll kill them / For locking us in that stupid car!
 
ALL: Eventually we all found out / One by one / All freaked out / One by one / “His” secret / We all know… / Except for Jong / We could tell him right now / Instead, let’s watch him work it out / Probably thinks he’s turning gay / Poor guy thinks he’s turning gay / Loverholic / Robotronic / Loverholic / Robotronic
 
JONGHYUN: The boy doesn’t even look like a dude
 
JINKI: If I got extensions / Would I look just as good?
 
JONGHYUN: The way he acts around us / I think he’s hiding something
 
MINHO: Before this goes too far / You all should / KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW / One more thing
 
TAEMIN: It’s a love triangle / These kids are / IN IN IN IN IN
 
JINKI: I’m not surprised that girl likes me / She made it obvious right from the start / Baby, you know
 
KEY: I know what she’s trying to do / She wants to steal Jong’s heart from me / Oh no
 
JONGHYUN: I really think I’m onto something!
 
ALL: Let us see if you paid attention / Tell us / Who loves who / Do you know / Who hates who / In this fanfic / That’s come true / Jonghyun loves Taemin / So don’t let Key near her / And she’s in love with Onew /  But he’s in love with his own mirror
 
JINKI: Don’t act all innocent / I heard all about you and Jong in the car
 
TAEMIN: Oh won’t you let that go / It really didn’t get that far
 
KEY: Damn right, it didn’t / If it did / I’d have thrown you UNDER that car
 
TAEMIN: Jong won’t leave me alone / Congrats, your boy just might be gay
 
ALL: Loverholic / Robotronic / Loverholic / Robotronic
 
JINKI: What a strange feeling / I think I might be falling / I might just love somebody / Other than me
 
JONGHYUN: Suddenly it all makes sense / I just had a revelation / I finally know!
 
MINHO: Look’s like Jong’s finally caught up / But if Onew comes around, the guy’s out of luck / Key’s getting his claws out / Hell hath no fury / Like a pop star put out / Fangirls are gonna eat this up / In fact, let’s say we made it up / SM said no press is bad press / Let’s milk this baby for all it’s worth
 
ALL: Eventually we all found out / One by one / All freaked out / One by one / “His” secret / We all know… / Even Jong / We’re not A.N.JELL / But we sure do play the part / Her cover has been blown / We’d rather not have known
 
JONGHYUN: I can’t believe it took me so long / To figure out that kid’s not a guy!
 
MINHO: What are you an idiot? / I figured it out on the first day
 
JINKI: Well, he’s not really the brightest / What do you… / Expect from the guy?
 
KEY: I’ll take him you ungrateful a$$holes / Forget them, Jong / Come back to me
 
ALL: The drama’s only starting / Where will this story go? / In the next / Episode / More secrets / Lovers / Friends / Enemies / Loverholic / Robotronic / Loverholic / Robotronic / Coming to you soon / On the next episode of / LUCIFER
 
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vknutson #1
Chapter 8: Sad to read about your decision but I guess I understand. I won't unsubscribe hoping one day you change your mind. I was one of the few who really liked this story
Emmauk26 #2
Chapter 7: great chapter hun, poor OnTae, I hate that they aren't talking, I really hope that they make up soon, coz nothing really happened between them for them to stop speaking; I love that Jinki is so protective of her and was getting pissed at Jonghyun for the way he was reacting to her being a girl; it's good that he finally knows now; really looking forward to more, update really soon hun.
Emmauk26 #3
Chapter 6: good to have you back hun, looking forward to more of this, I love it; can't wait; update as soon as you can. <3
Jellyfish177 #4
Chapter 6: Love this story please update soon!! Fighting
Emmauk26 #5
Chapter 5: OMO, I can't wait to see what happens now, I really hope that they talk, they really need to get together, keke, and poor Jjong, he's so clueless; love his reaction to finding out that Taemin likes Jinki and that Jinki kissed him/her, keke, update really really soon, pleeeeease. <3
onewjoo #6
Chapter 4: Kyaaaah~ they kissed! (bouncing off the walls in excitement) You see, this is what happens when you send two ually frustrated people with very confused feelings about the other off to go get food by themselves~ can't wait to see what happens next!
Emmauk26 #7
OMO YES, YAY THEY KISSED, POOR JINKI, he really just couldn't take it any more and snapped; keke, I guess after that dream it was too much for him; it was so so hot, that he just pushed her up against the wall like that, I can't wait for more and to see what happens next, I'm sure that Taemin won't complain, keke, update really really soon, I need more, pleeeease. <3
Emmauk26 #8
OMO MINHO YOU ARE AMAZING, COME ON JINKI ADMIT THAT YOU LIKE TAEMIN, keke, I really hope that Jinki wakes up soon and realizes that he likes her, maybe with Minho's help, can't wait for more, wish the chapters were longer, update really really soon, love it. ;-P <3
Emmauk26 #9
this is fantastic I love it, poor Tae, it was so sweet of Minho to look for her and take care of her like that, it's nice that she has someone that she can talk to about everything; and Key that's more like it, taking care of her instead of being nasty, she doesn't want Jjong; I can't wait to see what Minho says to Jinki, will he get it out of him why he's acting like this, I'm sure he has his theory's about what's going on with him; maybe if Jinki doesn't know why he's doing what he's doing, Minho can tell him and slap some sense into him; hello Jinki, you like her; keke; can't wait for more, really wanna see what happens next. <3 <3
Emmauk26 #10
keke, love this, the parody is pretty good too, I really hope that Jinki wakes up soon and realizes that he likes her, keke, so cute; and where did Tae go, I hope that she's alright, update really soon. <3 <3
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