Sometimes It Just Happens That Way
Description
based /loosely/ on this parody I saw on youtube
and yes.... Taemin IS a girl in this
(please no hate, I was just going along with the parody)
Foreword
HERE'S THE PARODY LYRICS IF YOU DON'T WANT TO WATCH IT:
(and yes, I literally watched the video and typed out the words, it was a somewhat long process lol)
JINKI: SM said this was a boy group / So explain how we ended up with you / The secret’s out, Taemin
TAEMIN: I tried so hard to hide it
JONGHYUN: There’s something they’re not telling me / More to him than I can see / I’m just so confused / Taemin is my Lucifer / My Lucifer
ALL: Eventually we all found out / One by one / All freaked out / One by one / “His” secret / We all know… / Except for Jong / Makes for some great pranks / But I guess we went too far / Probably wasn’t the best idea / To lock them in the car / This is not acceptable / This story line’s been done before / Dramas really aren’t our thing / So what are we living in one for? / We’d be doomed if our fans knew / But I guess this explains a lot / Taemin is a girl / He’s a girl / He’s a girl
KEY: I’m the diva, b*tch / Master of femininity / I’ve had my eyes on Jongie from the start / Back off, girl, get you own
TAEMIN: OMG what the hell! / Hold on for like a second / You’re all / TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK TALK / I’ll take you down
JONGHYUN: He’s all I think about / I’ll kill them / For locking us in that stupid car!
ALL: Eventually we all found out / One by one / All freaked out / One by one / “His” secret / We all know… / Except for Jong / We could tell him right now / Instead, let’s watch him work it out / Probably thinks he’s turning gay / Poor guy thinks he’s turning gay / Loverholic / Robotronic / Loverholic / Robotronic
JONGHYUN: The boy doesn’t even look like a dude
JINKI: If I got extensions / Would I look just as good?
JONGHYUN: The way he acts around us / I think he’s hiding something
MINHO: Before this goes too far / You all should / KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW KNOW / One more thing
TAEMIN: It’s a love triangle / These kids are / IN IN IN IN IN
JINKI: I’m not surprised that girl likes me / She made it obvious right from the start / Baby, you know
KEY: I know what she’s trying to do / She wants to steal Jong’s heart from me / Oh no
JONGHYUN: I really think I’m onto something!
ALL: Let us see if you paid attention / Tell us / Who loves who / Do you know / Who hates who / In this fanfic / That’s come true / Jonghyun loves Taemin / So don’t let Key near her / And she’s in love with Onew / But he’s in love with his own mirror
JINKI: Don’t act all innocent / I heard all about you and Jong in the car
TAEMIN: Oh won’t you let that go / It really didn’t get that far
KEY: Damn right, it didn’t / If it did / I’d have thrown you UNDER that car
TAEMIN: Jong won’t leave me alone / Congrats, your boy just might be gay
ALL: Loverholic / Robotronic / Loverholic / Robotronic
JINKI: What a strange feeling / I think I might be falling / I might just love somebody / Other than me
JONGHYUN: Suddenly it all makes sense / I just had a revelation / I finally know!
MINHO: Look’s like Jong’s finally caught up / But if Onew comes around, the guy’s out of luck / Key’s getting his claws out / Hell hath no fury / Like a pop star put out / Fangirls are gonna eat this up / In fact, let’s say we made it up / SM said no press is bad press / Let’s milk this baby for all it’s worth
ALL: Eventually we all found out / One by one / All freaked out / One by one / “His” secret / We all know… / Even Jong / We’re not A.N.JELL / But we sure do play the part / Her cover has been blown / We’d rather not have known
JONGHYUN: I can’t believe it took me so long / To figure out that kid’s not a guy!
MINHO: What are you an idiot? / I figured it out on the first day
JINKI: Well, he’s not really the brightest / What do you… / Expect from the guy?
KEY: I’ll take him you ungrateful a$$holes / Forget them, Jong / Come back to me
ALL: The drama’s only starting / Where will this story go? / In the next / Episode / More secrets / Lovers / Friends / Enemies / Loverholic / Robotronic / Loverholic / Robotronic / Coming to you soon / On the next episode of / LUCIFER
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