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G-Dragon:

“Jiyong-oppa, what the hell did you do to your hair?”

“Jagi, please don’t make fun of me, it was the stylist’s idea, not mine!” he pleaded, trying to cover your eyes.

“Suuuure it was…” you grumbled. Jiyong was notorious for his random hairstyles, so you didn’t believe that he had nothing to do with it.

“Well, at least it looks better now,” you observed a few seconds later. “Oh Shisus, what did you do to your lips??????”

TOP:

“I hate waiting for you to show up, you usually don’t come in until the middle,” you pouted as you watched the music video.

“It’s worth waiting for, though… right?”

When Seunghyun’s finally showed, you smiled. “Hmm, very hot, very hot! I like it when you wear suits… but that furry thing is ugh.”

“The stylists, jagi. The stylists.”

“How come all the other members are shirtless in some way, but you’re wearing a full three-piece suit and a furry thing on top?”

“Because I only show what’s under it to you, ne?”

“Wow, fantastic, baby.”

“Boom shaka laka.”

Taeyang:

“YOUNGBAAAAAE… WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS PRACTICALLY IN THESE MUSIC VIDEOS?”

“Because my abs are the best looking?” he replied, shaking his head. “I don’t know!”

You sighed. “I should have a talk with these people…”

“You know, this part reminds me of FullMetal Alchemist.”

“Huh? Why?” he asked, not really getting it.

“Well, you’ve got a metal arm, you’re the shortest…”

“Yah, I’m not that short!”

Daesung:

“Why are you chained to a wall, Daesung-ah?” you asked, raising an eyebrow.

“I have no idea, I didn’t even think it made sense with the concept anyways.”

“Well, you still sound amazing!”

“Aww, my jagi is so cute!!” He hugged you.

“This MV still doesn’t make any sense to me, though.”

“Hey, it’s alright, I didn’t really get it either.”

Seungri:

“Cat women? Seriously, Seungri?”

“But they’re hot!”

You turned away and scowled.

“C’mon, you know I was just playing.”

“‘Mama, just let me be your lover’? What kind of a line is that?” you asked, incredulous.

“Babe, ask Jiyong. I don’t write the lines, I just sing ‘em. Now, do you want me to be your lover tonight, or should I call your mom?”