Elevator Talk
Good Luck With That (がんばってね)
Step 1: Have a Good Image
When Changmin walked into SM that morning, he made sure that he smiled and greeted everyone he saw. He had gotten a few weird looks and wondered why but decided to brush it off. "Once Jinae sees how much everyone likes me, how can she not like me?" he thought, snickering to himself.
Shindong and Eunhyuk were in the elevator when he got on. "How are you guys doing? Did you sleep well?" They looked at each other and then at Changmin back and forth multiple times. All of a sudden, they did the "Scream" face at each other and yelled in unison, "Changmin's body has been taken over by aliens!"
"Quick, let's take him to the authorities so they can dissect him!"
"...wouldn't SM not approve of that?"
"Should we dissect him ourselves then?"
"Yeah!"
Changmin glared at the pair and yelled over them, "I am not an alien and no one's getting dissected!"
"Well, of course you're not an alien," Eunhyuk replied.
"Yeah," Shindong shook his head. "You were taken over! You didn't turn into one!"
"And no one's being dissected because we're still on the elevator. We can't even call the authorities yet. There's no reception in elevators! Did they take his brain out?"
"No, he's just always been that way."
"Oh, you're right."
"Are you guys saying I'm stupid?"
"Didn't we decide not to call the authorities?"
"Oops, I forgot. Where are we dissecting him anyway?"
"The dorm?"
"No, the blood will piss off Shisus."
"And don't forget Heedictator."
"Will Leeteuk care?"
"He might tell us not to do it."
"No, he'll tell us to clean up afterwards because the dorm is everyone's and not just ours."
"Why don't we do it at the TVXQ dorm?"
"Yunho might stop us then."
"Not if we tell him why."
"Let's just not tell him."
"And let him come home to a bloody Changmin? ...I like it!"
"Should we sew him back up afterwards?"
"Nah, Yunho can do that part when he find him."
"You know what would be cool?"
"What?"
"If the aliens got control of his body after he's dissected and make him sew himself up!"
"That'd be cool! That reminds me...we gotta tie him up before we dissect him."
"Or we could drug him?"
"With what?"
"Uh...let's get him drunk first then."
"Do you have enough money to get him drunk? Changmin drinks like a fish!"
"After he passes out, let's just take his wallet out and pay with his own money."
"So that's our plan?"
"Yeah!" they cheered together and Changmin was holding his head in frustration. "I'm trying here and they're pushing my patience...why can't they just let me act nice? I cannot get angry now...No matter how annoying they are...or stupid...or ridiculous...or-Ah! Screw this! No one's here!"
"WHAT ARE YOU TWO TALKING ABOUT? DON'T JUST IGNORE ME LIKE I'M NOT HERE! I AM NOT AN ALIEN OR TAKEN OVER BY THEM! YOU CANNOT DISSECT MY BODY IN YOUR DORM OR MY DORM OR ANYWHERE!" he started punching them (in the way guys fight with their guy friend of course not a real fight) and that's when the elevator doors opened. Changmin looked up and the first thing he saw was JInae's face. "Oh crap..."
A/N: Sorry it's been a while hehe...but your guys' comments are so nice. I really do commend the power of Changmin lovers and how they comment haha~ I'll try to update again later today because it's been so long. Oh yeah! Happy late birthday to Shim Changmin! (oh that took a lot out of me inside joke haha)
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