Chapter 5

It was a quite breakfast not until my aunt left again to answer a phone call,

“So how’s your first night here, did you dream about us?” the creepy guy from last night asked, he is sitting in front of me,

“Yah Chanyeol!”  A guy on his left nudges him while laughing

“Why, I just wanted to know like how other girls confess to us that they often dream about us, is that hard to understand?”  Everyone laugh

So he must be the one who adores egg so much? Interesting, since I had already eaten, I got my energy back.

I smile at him, picking up his game,

“If you’re the chicken that was eaten by a snake then you could say that I really dream about you in particular,,” I intelligently replied

“What? What chicken?” he asked confuse, he looks to his side, getting some back up,

“He compared you to a chicken,,”  the guy on his left answered while laughing, doing chicken moves,

“Yah Baekhyun!” he snigger, so he’s the one who loves bacon, everyone make  conversation while eating, totally ignoring me, well like I even care, one by one they left the table leaving me and that Xiumin again, I eyed him suspiciously

“Why?” he asked

“you’re the first yet you’re the last to finished,,” I told him

“What’s with the problem with that?” he asked

“I just thought, are you sure you can dance with that heavy stomach of yours?” I asked,  I have no idea where I get the idea of mocking him

“Wait, I have abs for your information,!” he yelled, “ you wanted to see?” he tease

I was a bit shocked, but since I can’t back out now I said, ”okay show me,”  I stands up and walk to him,

He gulps at my response; I can see he is sweating, “we all knew it, you’re a ert,!” he said right into my face,

This bun how can he call me a ert, yes I dreamed about Jaejoong, but no I am not a ert, I grab a spoon and hit his forehead,

“OUCH!!!!!!” he yelled, caressing his forehead,

“What happened?” the Duizhang from last night arrive,

“Duizhang he is bullying me, she wanted me to strip in front of her, because I refuse, she hit me with a  spoon,” how can a bun cry that easily and lie at the same time, he has brains no doubt, before I could replied these 12 boys now surrounded me with their odd looks, I mean more of disgust,

“I sure knew it, she is one, any time soon she will attack any of us,,”

“Shut up Sehun, she will hear you,”

“But kai hyung,” okay talk as if I don’t understand, seriously them and their girl phobia irks me,,

“Don’t come near him, or near any of us, until we’re being nice,” that Duizhang said,

“Kris is right,” it was Shinchan, you know the one who locked me last night whose real name is Suho, and this tallest guy is Kris, he looks like one of those angry birds, the baby face from his side whisper something on him in Chinese while looking at me, he can speak Chinese too?

“Because your madam’s relative don’t ever think that we will be easy on you, we will make you suffer and leave this house like the others,,” he threaten, other boys nods with him,

Okay morning humiliation, I smirk still holding the spoon that I used on xiumin, I walked near him like how a Chinese gangster challenging his enemy,  I looked up to him since he is damn talll, I put the end of the spoon in his chin, everyone are still shocked

“Yah, Chinese ostrich!”  His eyes rounded on the name that I invented for him, “what will you do? Kicked me like you did to the others? How funny that you enjoyed such childish games, me, I have no interest on that bun,” glaring at xiumin who flinched back and hide behind Lay,

He swayed my hands away, causing the spoon to landed on someone’s chest,

“Kris gege that hurts,”  it was a guy with Panda eyes,

“Sorry Tao,” he said, so that’s his name,, I was the one who broke the tension before they even think of something, I need to think of something,,

“Don’t worry I am a lesbian!” I said,” so don’t ever dream that I will like any one of you, because I can only and will only love beautiful girls, funny, you thought I will fall deeply in love with anyone of you, well sorry to spoil your dreams because you are not my type! “ I told them , then left the heated atmosphere of the kitchen, God created a crazy human in me, now they all think I am a lesbian, but no matter what I have to live with it.

HAN JI YEON! FIGHTING!