New Year Special
Sapphire BlueA/N: Short scenes inspired through internet or either made by me.
I'm gifting it before it's 1st January ^_^
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[ at the movie theatre]
Chanyeol: how do you want your popcorn? sweet or salty?
Baekhyun, making heart eyes while pointing towards his bias on the screen: I want it like him
Chanyeol: i don't think they sell ugly popcorn, anything else?
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Chanyeol: Let's break up.
Baekhyun, starting to tear up: Why?
Chanyeol: I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore.
Baekhyun, crying: O-okay.
Chanyeol: I want to be your husband.
Baekhyun: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
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Chanyeol: If we were reborn without our memories erased, will you try to look for me?
Baekhyun: No.
*A day later*
Sehun: Hey, Baekhyun. Why is Chanyeol praying from the very early morning?
Baekhyun: He wants to become an immortal.¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sehun: Oh :-O
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[Chanyeol in a phone call with Sehun]
Chanyeol: I accidentally ate Baekhyun's chocolate cake slice. How long do you think I'll live?
Sehun: Five
Chanyeol: Five what?
Sehun: Four
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[Locks Baekhyun inside his house to go to work as a punishment]
*Baekhyun, finds macbook of Chanyeol*
*evil idea forms*
Baekhyun, giggling: Let's see what you will do.
[Chanyeol in his company, heading towards his room]
*staff approaches*
Staff1, handing over a cd: Boss, this will be helpful for you.
Staff2, hands over a pendrive: Boss, didn't knew you never had any experience but feel free to ask us for help.
*Chanyeol dumbfounded, heads inside his room and plays cd ( plays)*
Chanyeol: *screams* BAEKHYUN!
*Everyone outside, drops their files*
Staff3: I guess... it worked?
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Chanyeol: Do you think you are better in fighting than me?
Baekhyun: Yeah I am and I will prove it!
Chanyeol: ....
Chanyeol: Do you think you are better at KISSING-
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Chanyeol, looking sad: Sehun, I don't think Baekhyun will ever get jealous the way I get when he's with someone else.
Sehun: Oh you don't know anything.
Sehun:...
Sehun: Do I have to do this? Like really?
Chanyeol: Stop complaining and just start.
*Baekhyun enters, looks at Chanyeol hugging a girl*
Baekhyun, fuming with his aggresive jealousy: WTF! Get away from my man!
*Yanks the girl away from Chanyeol but finds Sehun is wearing a wig*
Baekhyun: Oh?
Chanyeol: (。・ω・。)ノ♡
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Lay: Your home is on fire, you have sixty seconds. What do you take?
Sehun: My pets and my wine collection.
Chanyeol: A quickie with Baekkie.
Baekhyun: :-O
Sehun: ...
Lay: ...
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Chanyeol: So what's for breakfast today?
Baekhyun: Bread and eggs
Chanyeol: Can I have you instead?
Baekhyun: (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
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Baekhyun, after his 5th time: I want you.
Chanyeol: Again? :-O
Baekhyun: Yes.
*half an hour later*
Chanyeol, slams himself on the bed: Happy now?
Baekhyun: Once more :-O
*another half an hour later*
Baekhyun: This one was good.
Chanyeol: Yeah, I think the same.
Baekhyun: I don't think I'll be able to walk after this one.
Chanyeol: Why?
Baekhyun: What why? o_O
Chanyeol: I didn't actually do it. I was just making noises.
Baekhyun: ...
Chanyeol: SOMEONE SAVE ME!
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Chanyeol: text me when you get home
Baekhyun: *back hugs him* but I already am
Chanyeol: I... meant a *coughs* house with *voice cracks* doors and you know *tears up* things like that...
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[Chanyeol, hands a file to Baekhyun]
Baekhyun: What is this?
Chanyeol: A contract
Baekhyun: Contract? But why?
Chanyeol: Sehun challenged me saying that you will never sign a marriage contract with me.
Baekhyun: Yeah, he's right.
Chanyeol: But for the bet part, I gave your favorite jacket to him.
Baekhyun: YOU DID WHAT?!
*A few beatings hours later*
Baekhyun: Okay, I'll sign this but-
Chanyeol: But what?
Baekhyun: but why does this contract says that we have to kiss after every hour?
Chanyeol, hiding his smile: I don't know?
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A/N: So, I hope you liked the new year's gift. Please give lots of support and feedback! I love reading the comments written by you all <3
I wish you all A HAPPY NEW YEAR. May you have happiness and success in your life and always stay healthy! :) <3
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