Please forgive me, Prince Jong! I've been slacking off and watching dramas on my days off, instead... Sorry T.T

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Swiftly after Yadong surrendered Infi to Jong, he implemented a strict baby genius program. 

Everyday, "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10! Yay!" Jong repeatedly played educational programs - like this one meant to teach children how to count. 

Later on, "Blue...blue. Green...green. Red...red."

Even later, he played songs full of animal sounds followed by Mozart and Beethoven in the evening. 

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"That's right, Infi!" Jong cheered as she picked up the blue rectangle, "It's blue! And do you feel it?" he rubbed the side, "It's so smooth. The blue block is smooth." Jong lightly rubbed her hard against it. "Woah... Now, show me the red cube. Red cube."

Infi dropped the block and hovered her hand over the different shapes, silently waiting. Hehe, she knew the answer. It was the one that Daddy Jong anxiously looked at every few seconds. "This," she grabbed the cube.

"Whoah!" Jong applauded her, "You're so smart, Infi! Yes! that's the red cube!" he pinched her cheek, "You're a little genius!"

He continued by placing the cube and rectangle next to each other, "Now can you see the difference? Red and blue. Long and short."

"Umm," Infi stared at the two objects before grabbing them and banging them together, "This?" 

"No, no, not that!" Jong stopped her, "This!" He positioned the toys at an angle in front of her and tried to explain how a rectangle had longer sides.

"Neh, you get it, right?" He asked, handing the rectangle back to her.

"Hmm.." Infi closely eyed the block again then stared back at Jong to look for the answer. Uncertain, she placed the short end on top of the cube.

"Oh? You lined it up.." 

"No?" she tilted her head.

"Maybe you do understand me?" Jong gawked in amazement before giving her a spoonful of pudding as a reward.

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"Mmmm spinach and carrots," Jong pretended the mixture tasted great after eating it himself. It was disgusting.

"Yuck!" Infi held shut so that he wouldn't feed it to her again.

"Ahh, Infi you need to eat. This is good for you. It might taste bad, but it'll help you grow up big and strong!" Jong emphasized 'big and strong' by flexing his (near non-existent) muscles.

"Nu-uh!" Infi squired, pulling away from the spoon, "I want the pouch that my other daddies give me!" The ones they bought at the baby store which masked the yucky stuff with fruity/sugary concoctions. They're healthy for baby too, but Jong wanted only the best for Infi. So he bought a blender and mixed fresh ingredients - minus the sugary sweet coating. 

"Ah! Come on, Infi. Eat it!" 

"NO!!" She broke out into a huge crying fit that could be heard all throughout Infinite's dorm. 

With that Jong finally relented, letting himself collapse onto the table, "Huhu why is it so hard?"

He got up to retrieve a pouch of Infi's liking and opened it for her, "You win.."

"Mine!" she jerked it out of his hand.

*O.O*

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After a nap, Jong awoke Infi for her next lesson, "Infi, it's time for music class."

He carried her into the living room and pulled out a small colorful piano mat.

"Let's work on tempo today," he suggested as he guided her hands on the mat, "1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 4. 1, 2, 1, 2, 1, 2, 4."

Of course, Infi had no idea what was going on. She wasn't even fully awake yet, but she enjoyed it. The mat played interesting sounds and lit up when she hit it.

They must've practiced for over an hour before Jong announced, "Now, let's dance!" He pulled her up onto her feet and played the Hokey Pokey on his computer, "You put your left foot in. You put your left foot out. You put your left foot in and you shake it all about." Holding and guiding her the whole way through. Until the end when he asked Infi to locate her left arm.

"My what?" She innocently stared up at him hopelessly confused, before letting herself plop down on her and roll around giggling.

"Ah, I guess we'll have to try again," Jong sighed and picked her back up to play the whole song over again. Which, Infi didn't mind. She loved playing with him - and shaking everything. 

"Ok baby, which one is your left arm?" Jong held up both of her options, "This one, or this one?" 

"Mmmbllulbbluubuu."

"Mmblubublbuu?"

"Kyaa!!" she shrieked, "I'm dizzy!" before pulling both her arms back down.

And unconsciously or not, Jong took note that the left arm stayed up a few seconds longer than the right one.

"Whoah? The left one? You're right!" Jong awed over her.

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"Let's exercise!" Jong rolled out a yoga mat, "You're great at rolling around, and you're really flexible, but can you tumble?"

Yes, you're right infants as young as Infi don't have the mobility to properly tumble. Hell, they're just screaming, pooping, pudge-balls of soft cartilage. But, Jong doesn't know that. He won't accept it.

"Here, watch me," Jong demonstrated a basic forward roll, "Just like that." He placed her on the mat and carefully held up as he flipped her around, "Whoah, isn't it fun? Do you like it, Infi?"

Infi let out an indistinguishable squeak, "The hell, i've never seen the world from this angle before?" 

"Let's try it again?" Jong rolled her over once more.

"Is--is this safe?" she questioned. In the end, it was too weird for her, so she squirmed out of Daddy Jong's grasp, and crawled away.

"No? You don't like it?" Jong pouted. "What about this?" He laid down horizontally and rolled across the floor with his arms tucked in. "Is this better? Do you want to try it?"

"Mnn Noo Mm huhu," she whined.

"Fhhuu," Jong sighed, "Ok, I guess it's too advanced.." He scratched the back of his head while deciding what to try next. "Ok, let's take it simple and run around."

He jumped up to retrieve a hula hoop, "Do you remember this? Daddy Dongwoo used it to teach you how to walk. Do you want to walk and run around for a bit?"

"I remember you!" Infi popped up and grabbed a hold of it, pulling it down with her and instantly chewed on it.

"Ah! It's not food!" Jong attempted to pull it away, "Are you hungry again?"

"It's mine! I'm eating it!" the vengeful child growled.

"Ah! Aish!" Jong desperately searched for Infi's binky to swap the two out. It took a few tries, but he was eventually successful. Throwing the hula hoop away for good.

"Do you want a snack?" Jong offered her a small piece of a protein bar, which she declined.

"I'm tired of this daddy..." she thought. She enjoyed all the playtime, but man.. this daddy tried feeding her gross food and he's always making her do exhausting things. Pointless things.

"Ok... How--how high can you jump? Jump!" Jong squatted down and jumped up to demonstrate.

A slightly perturbed Infi stared up at him and sighed, "Here we go again.. all I need to do is imitate you, right?"

After she got the idea she scrunched up and 'popped' up a couple centimeters. Repeating the bouncing motion over and over again. "I do this all the time!"   

"..."

Honestly, Sungjong was trying his best. He didn't mean to irritate her so much. At least he saved the most vigorous activities for late in the day. ..So that she'd exhaust herself before bedtime. 

*****

Sunggyu glared at Sungjong from across the room, "You do remember that she's 7 months, and not 7 years old, right?" 

"But, you have to teach them early! If we want her to be valedictorian and be smarter than everyone else we need to keep her on a strict educational plan! She could already be counting to 10!" he defended.

Woohyun shook his head while sitting next to Gyu, "Jong, you need to relaaaaxxx."

"Do not tell me to relax!!" Jong stood up and threatened to strike Woohyun across the head, "The earlier we start the better! And none of you are even trying!"

"She's a baby, not some extraterrestrial intelligent lifeform or your experiment!" Gyu shouted, "All she understands are basic bodily functions, and that we're all somehow her slaves!"

"That's not true! Her brain is constantly absorbing information! Babies all across the globe have incredible sponges for brains! She'll only be as stupid as we expect her to be! But if we raise our expectations and introducer her to enough stimuli she'll be a pure genius! But we have to do it now! Her brain will start to slow down after a few years! Then it'll be too hard to learn new languages and complex ideas! She'll be as dumb as the rest of us!" 

"Aish.. maybe he'll chill out once his partner arrives.." Dongwoo nudged him.

"Maybe..." Hoya wondered. His cereal now soggy...so much for breakfast... It was perfect until Sungjong stormed in and started this argument.

"It's not all about brains Jongie.." Myungsoo attempted to hug his maknae, "Just look how Gyu turned out.."

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DONE! Just in time to watch the AMAs. Rooting for BTS's performance XD