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Infi The Infinite InfantWoohoo~
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Myungsoo opened the door to find a third paper, "Congratulations! It's Infi's Bathtime!"
*blink blink* "Aish! Can't they make Dongwoo or Woohyun do this!?" Myungsoo complained.
"What!? They want us to give Infi a bath!?" Yeol faltered.
"They can't really expect us to do this!?" Myungsoo walked towards their vanity - where staff had placed all their bathing necessities: baby shampoo and body wash, towels, a change of clothes, and bath toys.
"Really?" Yeol hurried over, clearing his throat, "Well then...Ok. It's ok, Infi loves the water! This won't be too hard. All we need is fish!" he chuckled, ever optimistic - an idea brewing. Which, Myungsoo instantly identified.
"You are NOT putting live fish in our bathtub!!"
"Why not!?"
"Just start filling the tub!" his lover commanded him.
"Alright, alright, but you can't stop me from having fun!" Yeol reached over the tub to turn the water on and plug the drain.
"Wait!" Myungsoo shouted, "Shouldn't we use the sink?"
"The sink?"
"I think I remember Ms. Kang saying that we should use the sink and a cup.." Myungsoo thought out-loud.
"..That makes..sense." Yeol stopped the water and went to turn on the sink instead. He read the back of the shampoo bottle while there, "Non-irritant. Safe for baby's eyes. That's good." He turned around to point this out - only to be met by the sight of Myungsoo removing Infi's diaper.
"Oh my god! Infi's !" Yeol screeched.
Myungsoo scoffed, "What? Did you think we'd bathe her with her clothes on?" he eyed his boyfriend suspiciously.
"No!..I..I'm not that stupid!" No, but he hadn't actually thought this through.
"Really Yeol.. you've changed Infi's diaper before, right? What's wrong now?" Myungsoo deadpanned. He shook his head and carried Infi to the sink, "Mommy won't mind if we give you a bath, right?" But before he placed her into the water he checked the temperature with his hand.
"Ya! What temperature is this? Isn't it too cold?" Myungsoo scolded.
"Is it really that cold?" Yeol put his hand in, as well, "It's not that cold..We can't use hot water. It'll burn her sensitive skin."
"But, it's too cold!" Myungsoo chastised him.
"Ok, ok i'll warm it up!" Yeol groaned, "How's this?"
Myungsoo checked it once more, "This is fine, I think," unwillingly placing Infi into the water.
Infi whimpered, "Not this again. I don't like this!" She managed to roll onto her stomach and grab onto the edge, "I want out!"
"Oh Oh, Infi no! Don't do that. You need a bath," Yeol flipped her back over and tried to console her, "Shh it's ok. It's just water. See!" He splashed himself in the face and laughed.
Infi turned to Myungsoo and cried, "Daddy Yeol's doing weird things again!"
"Ah, you weren't supposed to start crying!" Yeol freaked.
"What'd you think would happen?" Myungsoo sighed for the fourth time already, "Even worse she's crying for me. Me of all people!"
Yeol leaned over the counter, "Infi, look what I have~" He pulled out a blue rubber ducky, "Daddy has ducky! Do you want Duc--" Infi smacked it out of his hand.
"Violence.." he gasped.
Myungsoo wondered why he loved this imbecile, "Let's just get this over with as quickly as possible." He poured some shampoo on his hands and lathered it into the crying baby's hair - who wanted nothing to do with it.
"No! No!" Infi swatted at his hands and wiggled about until he gave up.
"Aish stop moving around! You'll hurt yourself! What's wrong? You love the water!" Myungsoo'd had enough of this.
"I don't like it!" Infi insisted.
"Agh," Myungsoo slid down the cabinet, "Now I know how Gyu hyung felt.." He confessed to Yeol.
"Yeah, really.." Yeol picked Infi back up and used the soothing technique they'd learned - to moderate success.
Once she calmed down Yeol handed her back to Myungsoo, and unexpectantly ripped his shirt off, "Ok! New Plan!"
"What the?" Myungsoo stumbled backward in shock, "What are you doing!?"
"...I'm taking my shirt off so that it won't get wet...You should take your's off too.." Yeol coyly suggested.
"I'm not stripping in front of Infi!"
"Why not? She's just a baby, and it's not like we're going to do anything weird to her!" Yeol reasoned, "Besides, you're wearing black again."
Myungsoo looked down at his shirt, "Maybe I should change into a different color.." in defeat.
"Nah, just take it off. You'll get wet regardless," he smirked, "Now, i'll sit in the tub with Infi, and you can help from over there." He turned the water back on.
"..Ok," Myungsoo reluctantly agreed, "but keep your pants on!"
"I'm not going to take my pants off! What is wrong with you!?"
"What's wrong with me? You're the one trying to get everyone !" Myungsoo argued before placing Infi in Yeol's lap.
This time Infi still fussed, but she seemed more relaxed as she watched the water rise - and her toys float about.
"..My ball.." Infi stood up (with Yeol's help) and tried to grab her ball, in effect splashing the water. "Whoah.." Infi squealed and started splashing water everywhere.
"Wahaha" Yeol laughed and slapped the water, as well.
"Ya! Ya! You two, behave!" Myungsoo glowered after getting soaked.
His glare sent shivers down Yeol's spine, "Sorry, baby.."
"Sit. Still. While I wash her hair."
"Yes, dear," Yeol tried his best to keep Infi still while Myungsoo worked.
"Keep your hand on her forehead, so that it doesn't get in her eyes," Myungsoo instructed.
"It's baby shampoo, it doesn't sting."
"Don't get it in her eyes."
"Ok, ok!" Yeol obeyed. He knew better than to call Myungsoo 'bossy,' but oh, he really wanted to do it.
"Waaa~" Myungsoo cooed before pouring water onto her head and grabbing the conditioner, "Ohh you're doing so good~"
So far, so good, "Now we need to use body wash.." Myungsoo awkwardly looked at Yeol, "You can wash her ."
"What!? No!" Yeol shouted in protest.
"One of us has to... Just put soap on your hand and pat her a couple times.."
"Should I? Is that ok?"
"I don't know!" Myungsoo yelled.
*blink blink*
"Why are they forcing us to do this!?"
"Rock Paper Scissors!"
"Call!"
"Rock Paper Scissors!" Yeol threw rock. Myungsoo threw paper.
Yeol gulped, soaped up his hand, and wiped small circles on Infi's (with light pats). All the while Infi sent Myungsoo the strangest look.
Outside, staff secretly monitored the bathroom cameras, "Oh come on kids, you've both changed her diaper."
"Yes! All done!" Myungsoo cheered, "Kya~ time to dry off," he picked Infi up and wrapped her in a soft towel.
As he held her to his chest she hugged him, "That was ok," and drifted into sleep.
"Wawawawa, Yeol look she's hugging me!" He giggled in happiness.
"Aww," Yeol back-hugged him in return, "See she loves you too! Mission Success!"
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Dongwoo chewed on a wash cloth, "I can't take it anymore! I'm going in there!"
"Sit down!" Gyu ordered, "It's their turn to take care of her!"
"But she's crying hyung! She's scared!"
"They won't drown her!"
"They might, "Jong interrupted.
"Hyung!" Dongwoo cried.
Woohyun wasn't doing too well either, but Gyu'd already tied him to a chair and gagged him.
Otherwise, Hoya ignored the whole situation. Blasting hip hop through his headphones and freestyle dancing in the background.
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I know, I know. It's short.
But, here we go! Time to switch it up again! WHO'S NEXT? Yadong or Jong? Guess what tasks they'll get~.
And thank you for all the comments~! <3
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