"YGCHAT: one" - DARAGON | YG FAMILY

Dara: jiyonggg~
GD: yes, my love? <3
Dara: i'm lonely
Dara: my schedule just ended
Dara: I'm at the house
Dara: where are you? ^^
GD: gotcha. on my way ^_~
GD: need anything else?
Dara: I just want you :-*
GD: don't do that
Dara: why? :((
GD: you will get me into an accident because of a heart attack
GD: and if i die, my life will flash before my eyes
GD: and your face will all be in it
GD: because you are my life <3
Dara: jiyongie, stop making me blush ^^
GD: I can't help it
GD: 'I love you' isn't enough to express my feelings for you
GD: you are the air to my breath
GD: the fire to my soul
GD: the for to my ever
Tablo: i can't take it anymore
Tablo: somebody has got to tell them
Tablo: this is disgusting
Seungri: hyung, why you gotta ruin the fun?
CL: he's right. Jiyong's cheesy lines is enough to make me want to stab my eyes with a fork
CL: and 'air to my breath'? WTF
Tukutz: Agreed. expected something more from a lyricist like him
Tukutz: disappointed. He is a sham
Mithra: a big sham
Tablo: even haru can do better than that
Seungri: isn't no one gotta point that failed attempt of hyung hinting forever?
Tablo: it's too cringe-worthy to be worthy of a mention
GD: why? Why are you all here? This is our private chatroom
Mithra: you should be asking yourself why you two can't get a room, even in chatrooms like this
GD: huh?
Tablo: for a musical genius, you are too dumb
CL: check the chatroom title
Dara: yah! This is the yg chatbox?!?!
Daesung: we have a winner!
Jinwoo: are you calling for us? ^^
Seunghoon: ssh! slink back into the darkness, hyung! Quick!
TOP: told you dara will be the first one to figure it out
GD: hey!
Tablo: The kids are too shocked to say something. Not so swaggy now, are you jiyong?
Daesung: can't blame them. Most of the kids' role model has been turned into a horrible, disgusting, garbage pile of mush
GD: i'm still your leader!
TOP: can't hide the fact that you're a disgusting lovesick 
GD: for a rapper, you have a vocabulary of a nine year old
Taeyang: stop cursing guys. It's not nice
TOP: shut up. You're one of him too
GD: taeyang, help us. They're chewing us out.
Taeyang: go ask help from your other cool friends
GD: i thought you're on my side?
Taeyang: who said I was ever on your side?
Dara: chaerin, help jiyongie T-T he seriously needs it
CL: why would I help him? He took you away from me
Tablo: this is getting interesting
Seungri: when he gets into a relationship, he ignores the rest of us and comes back crying when he and noona get into a fight
TOP: as if you're any better
Seungri: I can say the same to you
Daesung: i suddenly feel so lonely
Junhoe: okay I just need to say this. If i don't, I'm gonna be a pretentious little  my whole life because I'm going to regret it
BI: junhoe don't
Jinhwan: seriously dont
Donghyuk: for the future of our group, i beg you, dont do this. The dungeon's becoming too smelly with all of the members' sweats and tears
Junhoe: shut all of your mouths
Junhoe: i need to do this
Junhoe: the sunbaes are so lame. I thought they are cooler than this.
Bobby: well there goes our chance into an actual comeback
Jinwoo: i agree
GD: what?
Daesung: ???
Tablo: excuse me jinwoo?
Tukutz: we were cool before you were even born
TOP: who said I'm cool? I'm hot as hell
CL: not triggered since I know it just applies to some
Seungri: HOW COULD YOU TALK TO YOUR SUNBAES LIKE THAT?????
Seungri: AND YOU JINWOO?? I BROUGHT YOU HERE AND THIS IS THE RESPECT I GET???
Dara: jinwoo-ah T-T I thought you're on my team
Jinwoo: It's not what it looks like! The conversation moved too fast that my reply was misplaced T-T I was agreeing to my ikon dongsaengs TT-TT
GD: no explanations
Seungyoon: good thing we just had our comeback
GD: doesn't mean that it'll stop me from preventing you to have another one
Seungyoon: Shouldn't have said anything
Mino: your song really really fits you. You're a fool
Seunghoon: stop with the puns. Get the hint. It's not funny the first time around and it will never be in the next
Seungri: listening to hoon makes me think how sad winner is together with someone like mino in their team
Seungyoon: it's a lot sadder than what you think hyung
Tablo: where's the drama at?
Dara: i thought we could get away with it silently
Daesung: Jiyong will not be able to get away with it since he practically proclaimed to the whole world how disgusting he is with you
GD: I'm still older than you
TOP: and it doesn't change the fact how you are such a ty piece of art
GD: your taste in art is ty too
Seungri: and it begins again
Taeyang: sorry kids. This is the reality of your seniors. As you can see, I'm actually the coolest out of this bunch
TOP: shut up. You make hyorin come by at the studio
Taeyang: she's my muse.
Top: Quit your 'muse' bull and stop disguising your dates as work
GD: stop attacking every living thing that talks hyung!
TOP: correction: i'm only attacking my members
GD: Whyyyy?
TOP: because your inappropriateness disturbed my wine time
TOP: and that I just want to annoy you
GD: don't talk to your senior like that.
TOP: what?
GD: I'm practically your senior in terms of training years
TOP: petty.
Seungri: Bigbang used to be a lot cooler than this

note: the rookie yg girls are still not present yet. I just noticed that in group chats with mixed genders, boys are more active than girls, and even moreso when the majority of them are boys.