AKA Sanga Is Actually Not a Petroleum or Electrical Engineer

The Art of Conversation
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jjang.yixing

so umm

i was just wondering

hahahaha nvrm

 

o h s a n g a

awkward yixing is back!!

what were you wondering about

or should i say which

 

jjang.yixing

haha

yeah i’m back for a limited time

only

or at least i in hope so


 

o h s a n g a

were you wondering about the

of hope

 

jjang.yixing

yeah sure

that


 

o h s a n g a

an inverted sort of hope i’m sure

 

jjang.yixing

what


 

o h s a n g a

never mind

what were you wondering for real

 

jjang.yixing

it’s going to make me sound

weird

 

o h s a n g a

yixing

you are weird

i thought that was understood

 

jjang.yixing

ha ha

thanks

as usual, conversations with you improve

my self-esteem

 

o h s a n g a

iron sharpeneth iron, yixing

in the words of matthew poole,

your very wits are sharpened,

your spirits revived…

so goes the nature of iron sharpenething

 

jjang.yixing

tf is matthew poole

 

o h s a n g a

deceased english theologian

 

jjang.yixing

i’m not even going to ask how

you came to be able to quote

random ‘deceased english’ theologians off the top

of your head

 

o h s a n g a

technically i didn’t quote him

anyway

i think it’s abundantly clear that i’m

cool with weird

so

 

jjang.yixing

is that your way of saying we’re

friends


 

o h s a n g a

do i seem like an oblique sort of

person

 

jjang.yixing

uh i’m guessing the answer is…

no?

 

o h s a n g a

right you are

so no

that is not my way of saying we’re

friends

 

jjang.yixing

ah

so just to be clear

we’re still pending?

 

o h s a n g a

we won’t be if you keep asking

about it

now what is this all about

 

jjang.yixing

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456789cream
#1
Chapter 3: um correct me if i'm wrong but isn't that karen, the hot chick from youtube with mad editing skills?
SarangRae
#2
Chapter 4: i don't think i could ever read this and not get the giggles tbh
sooyoung2345
#3
Chapter 8: this is strangely entertaining
i love awkward yixing

and sanga reminds me of that one person that hates everything and everybody
Mr_throwaway #4
Chapter 2: I Ruin my own self thank you
vividimole
#5
Chapter 1: Hahahahah I love it! I've never read anything like this
aesthereal
#6
Chapter 1: looooool it's okay yixing. i've been a victim of autocorrect too haha
SarangRae
#7
Never thought I'd need a twitter fic (I don't even have an acc) but clearly I do. I guess I just like hella informal dialogue, and texts and DMs are the best places for that. Also I like Karen Yeung.
kyungkie
#8
Chapter 7: this fic is what the cool kids call "lit"