This fic is dedicated to truthbetold

for being the freshest kiddo this side of the Milky Way

and to

Tiff, who just lurks around AFF instead of making an account 

because she's stupid

I was bound and determined not to write two fics at once, but I've also always been an advocator of multitasking, so here we goooo.

This fic is basically going to be crack.

I'm not sorry.

There will also be elements of fluff and romance, along with a fair amount of gallows humor.  Because gallows humor is my lifeblood.

Also, for those of you who have read/watched Ouran High School Host Club:

Don't expect this to mimic it.  Like at all.  OHSHC inspired it, but there won't be many parallels between this fic and the manga/anime.  Mostly because that would be plagiarism and super predictable, and also I would kind of like there to be an original plot what plot.

ANOTHER THING OF GRAVE IMPORTANCE:

This fic is not one in which all EXO members fall in love/like with the OC.  There won't even be a love triangle—and so help me God, there will certainly be no love tridecagons.  It's where I draw the line.

P.S.  The cute poster was made by taelighted out of the kindness of her heart!  ("haha emily here you go I made you five posters enjoy!")

It's so stupidly cute omg.  There's a little stapler and sticky notes!  And it's very geometric and textured.  :')