o h s a n g a

it has occurred to me that i know your

caffeinated preferences but not your age

you could be on the geriatric ward right now

and i’d be none the wiser

yixing, are you a geriatric patient

jjang.yixing

sorry sorry i’m here

wait wtf

hahahahaha

o h s a n g a

how many grandchildren do you have

wait

how many numbers

jjang.yixing

hahahaha stop

i’m chinese

we don’t exactly have full freedom of religion

soooo i don’t really know anything about the bible

lol

o h s a n g a

how

many

grandchildren

jjang.yixing

lmfao stop

i was born in 1991

year of the goat

o h s a n g a

rrrriight

jjang.yixing

okay how bout this

you tell me a pose to do

any pose you want

and i’ll take a selca doing it and send it

to prove my youthfulness

o h s a n g a

hmmm

idk, do a winky face or something

but don’t make it creepy

jjang.yixing

wow i totally thought you’d make me

do something super embarrassing

pls hold

o h s a n g a

i considered it but then i thought

about how you seem to be

embarrassing all on your own

i am nothing if not sympathetic,

so i took pity on you

jjang.yixing