AKA Twenty Questions

The Art of Conversation
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jjang.yixing

so since we’re friends right

 

o h s a n g a

i wouldn’t say we’re /f r i e n d s/ exactly

 

jjang.yixing

oh

but i thought you said, like

 

o h s a n g a

it’s more like

we’ve made a mutual decision to become friends at

some point

it’s pending

we’re getting there

 

jjang.yixing

oh

that sounds

uhhh

kinda convoluted tbh haha

 

o h s a n g a

don’t rush the process, yixing

it has to occur naturally

 

jjang.yixing

right

of course

so obvious

what was i thinking

 

o h s a n g a

it has to happen /o r g a n i c a l l y/

 

jjang.yixing

organically

gotcha

 

o h s a n g a

which is better:

vine-ripened tomatoes or tomatoes picked green

and ripened with ethylene

 

jjang.yixing

uhhhhhh

better in what sense

like shelf life or taste

 

o h s a n g a

taste of course

the only thing that really matters in the end

 

jjang.yixing

oh so basically you’re saying you’d rather

go for a friendship that is unstable but

makes you feel good for a minute

instead of one that endures forever?

 

o h s a n g a

yixing

you’re putting your foot in my mouth

 

jjang.yixing

lmao wtf

 

o h s a n g a

furthermore

if i had to hazard a guess i’d say

you’re significantly more of a feeler than i am

and more likely to be given to bouts of

capriciousness

 

jjang.yixing

……..

u rite

 

o h s a n g a

i heard a faint but unmistakable collective gasp in the

next room

 

jjang.yixing

ok but how did you know

 

o h s a n g a

know what?

 

jjang.yixing

about me being a feeler and stuff

 

o h s a n g a

i’m very intuitive

 

jjang.yixing

intuitive

right

 

o h s a n g a

plus your profile photo is a picture of a

piece of paper that has ‘touch the sky’

written on it in three different languages

 

jjang.yixing

haha

well

 

o h s a n g a

you’re really very obvious

 

jjang.yixing

that bad huh

 

o h s a n g a

yeah, dude

but dw, it’s just one of your charms

 

jjang.yixing

nice

that makes me feel a lot better

 

o h s a n g a

so what did you come here for originally

 

jjang.yixing

oh

i was just thinking that

since we’re ~pending friends~ or

whatever, we should know a little bit

about each other

like

coffee or tea

favorite animal

favorite musical artist/band

or if that’s too hard favorite music genre ig

yanno

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456789cream
#1
Chapter 3: um correct me if i'm wrong but isn't that karen, the hot chick from youtube with mad editing skills?
SarangRae
#2
Chapter 4: i don't think i could ever read this and not get the giggles tbh
sooyoung2345
#3
Chapter 8: this is strangely entertaining
i love awkward yixing

and sanga reminds me of that one person that hates everything and everybody
Mr_throwaway #4
Chapter 2: I Ruin my own self thank you
vividimole
#5
Chapter 1: Hahahahah I love it! I've never read anything like this
aesthereal
#6
Chapter 1: looooool it's okay yixing. i've been a victim of autocorrect too haha
SarangRae
#7
Never thought I'd need a twitter fic (I don't even have an acc) but clearly I do. I guess I just like hella informal dialogue, and texts and DMs are the best places for that. Also I like Karen Yeung.
kyungkie
#8
Chapter 7: this fic is what the cool kids call "lit"