Can you tell me again why you dated Irene? 
Same reason I dated Taeyeon–they both have s
Why are you such a dog?
Soo–God made me this way, I can’t help it
You’re disgusting
We’re eighteen. It’s normal to have at this age not everyone are celibate
I am not!!! I just haven’t met that special person
You are so innocent, it’s adorable
I’m gonna hit you so hard after school I swear
ㅋㅋㅋ Why the sudden interest in Irene? Want me to put a word in for you, man?
Don’t get sent to an early grave Baekhyun -_-
Right, I forgot you don’t like girls ㅋㅋㅋ
Correction–I don’t like the girls from this school
Whatever. Who’s that guy who’s following you around school? I hear he’s your step-brother
Step brother? I really hate this school. Stories are always changing. He’s my cousin
Another Kyungsoo? Yay -_- He’s visiting?
Yeah, i’m not sure for how long though, my uncle didn't say
Invite him with us after school
I can’t, I have to do something for my samchun
Is it going to take long?
I’m not sure, I don’t think it should
So meet us afterwards at my house if you see you’ll finish late
Where are you guys going? I hope not that shop again
Noooooooo ㅋㅋㅋ Sehun wants tteok-bokki
Okay good, I’ll ask if he wants to come. He’s shy
How cute! He‘s good looking too, he better be wary of Taemin. Rumor has it he’s single
What is wrong with this world and the humans that inhabit it?
This is how people are. You’re the only one who acts like an alien, Kyungsoo

A/N: baekhyun is a hoe (as you can see lol) sorry I haven't updated in forever, I've had writersblock but I'll keep the chapters going. thank you for your patience, I'll keep you fed my dears XOXO